The only thing that could have salvaged the president's performance would have been if the body of bin Laden fell from the ceiling onto the stage.
“President Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can,’ to ‘Yes we cave.’”–Jay Leno
What does terrorist Bill Ayers think of his friend, Barack Obama? He thinks he’s the bomb.
Why won’t Obama drink Pepsi? He wrote in his book that he prefers Coke.
Obama's approval of bank bailouts:"Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
“President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley — all dependents.”–Jay Leno
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? He doesn't want to be accused of being a racist.
What happens when Obama mentions his relationship with Saul Alinsky? He turns red.
Leno takes this on and roasts Obama's penchant for unsavory characters. "What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A fundraiser."
What did Obama say when his Reverend Jeremiah Wright asked if he was listening during his sermons?“I’m all ears.”
David Letterman: "What’s the difference between Obama’s Cabinet and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners."
“Over the weekend, President Obama announced that he was running for a second term as president of the United States.
There’s a brand-new campaign slogan —‘Give me four more years to find my birth certificate.’”—David Letterman
President Obama’s advisers have been working with him to keep his responses short.
In fact, the only words the president plans on saying are “bin Laden” and “dead.” That’s it.–Conan O’Brien