Alba will never go nude

Alba will never go nude

There are 8 comments on the Daily Star story from Feb 19, 2010, titled Alba will never go nude. In it, Daily Star reports that:

HEATHER MILLS has spent the majority of her 24.3 million divorce settlement from SIR PAUL McCARTNEY - in just 22 months.

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Bedford, TX

#1 Feb 20, 2010
Who the hell cares?! She is a gold digger and a loser anyway


Since: Apr 07

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#2 Feb 20, 2010
She needs to work on her acting skills.
Poppa Jivebones

Ruckersville, VA

#3 Feb 22, 2010
Oh I was hoping Abba was going nude not ALBA.Who in the heck is this Alba what's that have to do with horse face Mucca?Mucca is running out of Buccas because she spends out of control ha ha ha horse face wench.That lame hair cut must of cost her big bucks just to look like a Butch Bitch ha ha ha ha.
D Flated

Milford, CT

#4 Feb 22, 2010
This would make showering difficult.
NW Hominid

Seattle, WA

#5 Feb 22, 2010
So glad he didn't give her half...
Bubba the Saint

Seattle, WA

#6 Feb 22, 2010
D Flated wrote:
This would make showering difficult.
Old Mills wears a rain coat in the shower because no horse faced nudes allowed. Wet horses are messy-and she already did nude when she made those x-rated movies before she lost her leg and way before Sir Paul ever met her and found out she was a hooker for rich Arabs.

Santa Clara, CA

#7 Mar 8, 2010
Lawsuits heaven.
Bubba the Saint

Seattle, WA

#8 Mar 8, 2010
I'm so glad to hear that Mucca won't do nude.Her stupid hair do and her bitchy angry face would be sad to see her in the nude unless she's nude mud wrestling with the pig Rosie O'Donnell.Then it would be big pig versus the ugly horse face. People might pay to see that match.Lol

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