James Carville Is Anxious To Show His...

James Carville Is Anxious To Show His Penis to Airport Security...

There are 2 comments on the Animal story from Jan 8, 2010, titled James Carville Is Anxious To Show His Penis to Airport Security.... In it, Animal reports that:

Talking about the proposed full-body scanners the government might be placing in the nation's airports to "prevent terrorism," James Carville expressed no reservations about anyone seeing his dong: "Let me buy a [security] pass so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane." Pity the poor souls whose ...

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Since: Oct 08

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#1 Jan 8, 2010
The Featherheather Unscientific Research (FUR) Poll, surveyed 1000 TSA workers. Of those surveyed, 0% were in favor of Carville showing his penis, with 100% opposed. Of those opposed, 94% were strongly opposed.

Worker's had the following comments:

"I would rather go blind first."--18%
"James who?"--70%

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Since: Oct 08

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#2 Jan 8, 2010
I look forward to the body scanners. While I'm waiting in line, I'll conjure up images of lesbian bondage porn, or have my wife casually rub her perky breasts on my back. My tool will become tumescent and engorged, so when I pass through the scanner, the TSA screener will think: "Christ! What a pipe!"

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