Wait, wait. If I could give Karl Rove just two things, first it would have to be a waterboarding by Keith Olberman, and then for him to "feel the...," wait!
If I could give Karl Rove just three things, first it would be a Keith Olberman waterboarding, then a message in morse code from James Carville translated to him with a rhythmic kneeing of his genitalia, and THEN for him to "feel the pai-...," NO!
If I could give Karl Rove JUST FOUR THINGS....
(repeat ad infinitum, ad valorum)