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#1 Apr 6, 2012
His fans are so old the only reason their panties are wet
is incontinence. Will his next release be "Poise" or what are the names of some of the other wet panties pads? Isn't there one named "Tena" ...maybe he will write a song about it that will make senior citizen hotties everywhere swoon when he croons.
#2 Apr 7, 2012
Okay, here's my thing with Vince. He may be Mr. Nice Guy who does charity events, donates money
and pays for college for three kids who aren't his,
but he just doesn't do it for me sexually.
It's annoying when he tries to play I'm a hottie.
He drives women wild with just one finger?
Maybe if that finger is pushing the ATM machine to get a load of money out. LOL
#3 Apr 10, 2012
Someone should have given Marie Osmond a hint about wearing a pee pad for her incontinence. She's only had three kids. Amy has had four. Has she ever peed her pants onstage? Or even offstage? That would be a funny moment. Is this why we don't see her in hip huggers shaking her butt on stage too much anymore? LMAO. Good things come to those who wait?
I'm off sugar completely, so expect some MEAN MOMENTs.
Since: Apr 12
#4 Apr 10, 2012
#5 Apr 11, 2012
I didn't know Depends made "silhouettes" you can wear under Spanx. What is this world coming to and why hasn't anyone called Marie Osmond or other over 50 performers who might have leakage problems from urine or anal leakage from using Alli.
#6 Apr 27, 2012
Now, Carnie Wilson with her bandmates saying No Farting on stage cause it's unprofessional. Let me
see if I can find it for Brian (lurker). LOL
He's a chubby chaser and loves him some Carnie.
#7 Apr 27, 2012
Consider this an intermission freebie until one of the players does something interesting. It could be a long dry spell. LOL. Unless someone pees their pants.
#8 May 24, 2012
Guess it's a long dry spell.
#9 Oct 27, 2012
I still don't think AG is real. She never has any health problems and is 52
with 4 kids and dresses like a teen. Doesn't aging come to everyone who is human? Now Vin is wearing White Elvis pants. What is up with that?
And goofy hats. Plus those old man glasses. She has started wearing Readers on occasion.
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