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Nov 3, 2012
 
1. Her tour bus won't start

2. She gained 2 oz.

3. She's out of creme fraiche.

4. Starbuck's doesn't open until 6 a.m.

5. Her husband's butt is spreading like Country Crock

6. Her daughter's private school uniform didn't get washed by the help.

7. Her daughter's private school uniform is wrinkled and she has been banned from
ironing for almost burning down the house.

9. It is her turn to do car line duty and she thinks it is unfair to have to spend that much time
with her daughter for the 2 mile ride to school.

10. Her low rider jeans won't zip because she gained 2 oz (maybe she buys them too tight)

11. She found a gray hair her hair color professional missed.

12. She got too much botox and looks like a ventriloquist dummy or worse, Marie Osmond.

13. Her husband is hanging out with younger women.

14. Her high-end Lexus is due for a maintenance check.

15. Her V-neck daughter can't get into St Cecilia's at age 11 (it's a high school)

16. God rejected her check and credit card.

17. V-Neck won't eat anything out of her Conscious Cook selections and binges on Bugles, Fudge, White Cake with Frosting, Macaroni and Cheese, Cheeseburgers, Pizza, Steak and sugary snacks.

18. Her bike has a flat tire.

19. Michael W. Smith won't return her phone calls (he's had enough).

20. EmmyLou told her to knock it off (copying his style of dress or borrowing her clothes without asking).

Best I can do this time of the morning. Feel free to add some, Buck.
Tex Starbucks

Spring, TX

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Mar 27, 2013
 
Oh, I forgot, she's got a flat on her sleep number bed.
She's got an older I-phone.
They were out of Bounty and she had to settle for a bargain brand paper towel.
She stubbed her toe on her kettle bell left in the floor.
She's got hemorrhoids the size of golf balls.
the maid failed to put her cookbooks back in alphabetical order or according to size and color like she likes it.
There's weevils in her grits and she is out of black pepper to cover up the weevils she likes to serve.
Duck Dynasty won't return her phone calls. None of them are divorced and she thinks they would judge her. Plus the women don't want her around their husbands.
buck

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Mar 28, 2013
 
you never tire do ya lol
she got a smart phone that helps her lmao

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

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Jun 19, 2013
 

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She is a trust fund baby living at home going to college.
She can't decide which car she wants daddy to buy her.

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http://www.topix.com/forum/city/orlando-fl/TV...

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Since: Mar 12

size of her yarn stash

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Jun 19, 2013
 
Spooky Mulder wrote:
She is a trust fund baby living at home going to college.
She can't decide which car she wants daddy to buy her.
For more:
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/orlando-fl/TV...
Aww I think imaginary trust fund baby is leaving.
Could it have been something we said? lmbo

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