Natalie Portman, Sex Kitten

Gael Garcia Bernal and Devendra Banhart were lucky boys! Natalie Portman turned down the role of a nun in the star studded flick Doubt because she couldn't wrap her head around the concept of celibacy.

[Erik777]

hmmmm.... Sex Kitty I want to ball you to your spot of G and you to ball me... part of one of my songs.

[Tom]

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

It's not unusual to be Natalie and have some fun.

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Pretty Good, aye?

[Erik Rager 69777]

well I will write in my song Sex Kitten when I have more time:)

[Rifka]

http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/85-osca...

Nice dress, Natalie.

I see your face has changed again. Usually a sign of sex with someone, becoming one with them.

Sorry to see that you're married,(rings and/or face change). Sometimes medicine, steriods, but why would you be taking such?

Love you. Bless you.

Good luck with you life. I will miss you, love.

[Just Sex]

Well Here's another of the notch:
Top of the wishful thinking charts for Gossip Shop today comes the news that City owner Sulaiman Al Fahim is a massive fan of Lionel Messi (who isn't?) and is preparing a £100 million bid.

"I want to work with Messi soon, because he makes me love Argentina again," said Al Fahim about Barcelona's prized asset.

Well Mr Al Fahim, Gossip Shop would love to have a 'rendezvouz' with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson but it also accepts that it is never going to happen.

[Sarah]

Mr. amarillo - why do you say Portman is married?

She was single the last time I checked....

[DarrEl]

The Messiah said, "... You have 5 husbands.... Go and sin no more."

[DarrEl]

Or many husbands, by the law of Hashem, (Moses), one is to not foresake the marriage bed.

[Sarah]

The Messiah? Christ never said that - or at least I never heard that in mass.

Are you a member of a Jewish sect or something who believes in a Messiah other than Christ?

And what do you mean by 5 husbands?