Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corr...

Make A Wish And Have It Horribly Corrupted

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Since: May 08

Buffalo, NY

#1 May 23, 2008
What you do is, make a wish. Then, the person below you has to corrupt it in the worst possible way they can think of.

I'll go first:

I wish my hair were curly.

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#2 May 24, 2008
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u198/Andre...

do i have to say more?

i wish i could see the light in my future better!

Since: May 08

Buffalo, NY

#3 May 25, 2008
Lmao. xD

Granted, but then the light is actually someone holding a very bright flashlight to your eyes, and then you go blind because of it, and can't see anything at all. Sucks to be you.(j/k!!)

I wish I wern't so goddamn pale.

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#4 May 25, 2008
so domkey took a bucket of white paint and splashed it all over you!

i wish i could move out from sweden right now!

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#5 May 25, 2008
*donkey

*what's wrong with being pale?
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#6 Jun 2, 2008
nothing
why move from sweden then you would technically be a foreigner n have people hate you for no reason

i wish i had more freedom

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#7 Jun 2, 2008
so much freedom that you would believe it is okay to cross a road during red and get squashed between two cars, then being burried in a tiny little coffin with no freedom whatsoever!

it wish the temerature could go down just a few degrees so that i actually can be inside without having to loose all fluid in my body!
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#8 Jun 4, 2008
but then you would freeeze and in years to some you would be found by some chav who would use your corpse as a blank canvas...

i wish i was pregnant for a day!

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#9 Jun 5, 2008
that kid would then become a monster for being borned so early and eat you up!

i wish for peace on earth!
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#10 Jun 6, 2008
then you would get so bored that it would be you yourself that corupted the peace thing

i wish i was the hottest girl on the planet!

“It Aint Easy, Being Cheesy.”

Since: Sep 07

cheese nips

#11 Jun 6, 2008
i wish that i could be the hottest girl in the planet! lol

but, i think i would get sick of guys bothering me non stop. i mean, i get sick of most of em as it is..

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#12 Jun 7, 2008
you would then become the hottest girl on earth, and by that every perverted minds target for humiliation, your face will get photoshoped onto a nude girls body and you'll be all over the scandals magazines and stuff!

I wish someone could explain what the meaning with life is!
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#13 Jun 9, 2008
that would be fun...but then your mind would explode with information overload...
i wish i had more confidence...

Since: May 08

Buffalo, NY

#14 Jun 9, 2008
Granted, but then someone pants' you in front of every guy in your country, and you get your confidence crushed, go hide, and sty within your house for 14 years, until you become an old bag/cat lady.

I wish i could roll my rr's.

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#15 Jun 9, 2008
and so you can roll rr's and they come tumbling back in dangerous speed and rolls over you!!!

i wish i was infront of lala when she got panted!

(devil smiley goes here)
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#16 Jun 13, 2008
then you would get slapped into oblivion which would actually be quite funny for lady but terribly painful for donkey lol

i wish this sight would let me join...

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#17 Jun 14, 2008
your wish is my law, the backside is that then you will be killed by an three headed cat the third day of september!

i wish i had a big perfectly bloody stake right infront of me now!
lady lala

Magherafelt, UK

#18 Jun 16, 2008
then you would decide to hang it on your wall and fall against it and die a horribly bloody death lol

i wish i was in a band...

Since: Feb 08

Anywhere but home.

#19 Jun 16, 2008
If you are in a band you will be stressed out and you have no room for self doubt. You must work hard at absolutely nothing and if you get famous poof there goes your privacy. A band is like a marriage, get ready for arguments.

I wish i were dead...

“Oh smartness, where art thou?”

Since: Nov 07

Dey tuk er jerbs!

#20 Jun 17, 2008
granted, but what about us?

i wish sahm didn't have the wish to die.

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