How to be a great rapper

How to be a great rapper

There are 76 comments on the Newsday story from Oct 12, 2004, titled How to be a great rapper. In it, Newsday reports that:

Great rappers make it look easy. They just talk, right? Of course, anyone who's seen not-so-great rappers -- or tried unsuccessfully to rap for themselves -- knows that's not true.

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“Trying is...”

Since: Feb 08

the first step towards failure

#24 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
ANYBODY ON HERE THAT IS NOT A WHITE SUPREMIST OR RACIST?
PLEASE TELL SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK RIGHT?
2009 grammy for best rap song.....

Ow...
Uh Huh No Oh no...
Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

[Bridge: Static Major +(Lil Wayne)]
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Me Like a lollipop

[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne (x2)]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Come On Yeah Okay
Lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair
Down her back like mine
I make her feel right
When it's wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't never
Had a love like mine
But Man I ain't never
Seen an **** like hers
That **** in my mouth
Had me loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that **** jump
Like jerp jerp
And that's when she

Soooo, if you're not into this you're a racist?

Since: Feb 09

Guangzhou, China

#25 Feb 10, 2009
saying dirty words all the times

“I'm down with F&P, ”

Since: Aug 07

Toronto

#26 Feb 10, 2009
Al Kahalik wrote:
<quoted text>
2009 grammy for best rap song.....
Ow...
Uh Huh No Oh no...
Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper
[Bridge: Static Major +(Lil Wayne)]
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Me Like a lollipop
[Chorus: Static Major + Lil Wayne (x2)]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Come On Yeah Okay
Lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair
Down her back like mine
I make her feel right
When it's wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't never
Had a love like mine
But Man I ain't never
Seen an **** like hers
That **** in my mouth
Had me loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that **** jump
Like jerp jerp
And that's when she
Soooo, if you're not into this you're a racist?
game. set. match
bigfoot13ee

Troy, MI

#28 Feb 10, 2009
Guinness Drinker wrote:
<quoted text>
I have lot of friends who are black; and they don't use the word "z" when they write
Eyes dont need no ED ushation (Pink Floyd/The Wall)...Eye talk blue bonnets, dats how my mama taught...she eye wanna be just like my drunk daddy...he knows best...kollege is fur loosrs...loosrs git ed USHation...don bee a Loosr ED usha Tion ...take Eye Bonets...
bigfoot13ee

Troy, MI

#29 Feb 10, 2009
roger43 wrote:
<quoted text>
game. set. match
dats AM eric at it besy ...if wees git mo good rites lik dat...wee best the Chinny ESE et dar on game...rite lik dat...dat is innny teligent...hippy hopply don tue the drug hose to get mees sum dem ho,hos....

“You have a right to....”

Since: Dec 07

protect yourself from Liberals

#30 Feb 10, 2009
bigfoot13ee wrote:
<quoted text>
Eyes dont need no ED ushation (Pink Floyd/The Wall)...Eye talk blue bonnets, dats how my mama taught...she eye wanna be just like my drunk daddy...he knows best...kollege is fur loosrs...loosrs git ed USHation...don bee a Loosr ED usha Tion ...take Eye Bonets...
or maybe the letter "s"

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#31 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>point well made i apologize to those who speak in agreement with this post although deep in your hearts you know that some people posting here do not share your opinion but rather fall under the blanket of my last post
here's a tip....stop using a blanket.

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#33 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>
I WILL IF YOU WILL
what do you say?
I use mine in jest and to make a point, you use yours to call people racist, there's a difference.

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#36 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>who are you trying to convince me or you??? please spare me your so called jests
i have read your posts before this one . you sure do seem to "jest" alot. you would have my respect if you just came out and admitted it. then i would at least see you as a man and not a hide behind your mommas skirt coward that you are!
country music has some pretty strange lyrics and less than credible stars . i dont see you making any "jests " about them.
pay attention, I am an equal opportunity offender.

“I'm down with F&P, ”

Since: Aug 07

Toronto

#37 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>who are you trying to convince me or you??? please spare me your so called jests
i have read your posts before this one . you sure do seem to "jest" alot. you would have my respect if you just came out and admitted it. then i would at least see you as a man and not a hide behind your mommas skirt coward that you are!
country music has some pretty strange lyrics and less than credible stars . i dont see you making any "jests " about them.
that's where you're wrong and you don't pay attention. we're all on record for 'jesting' about country music. you just love to cast stones w/o doing your homework. now, why don't you be a MAN and say, you're right roger, i may be falsely accusing and maybe it's a reach for me to judge others posting on stupid anoymous msgboards. let's be adult about this but foremost, smart about it.

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#42 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>i am glad to see that you agree with me
pay attention dope, I am not agreeing with you, I am pointing out that my "jests" are not limited to rap music, nice try, when do you start with the homophobic references ?????
What

Watertown, CT

#43 Feb 10, 2009
roger43 wrote:
<quoted text>
work on your BBQ skillz
Don't forget: Shoot other rappers that are better than you. Where's good ole Motown when you need it??? That was when blacks were REALLY struggling and acted civilized. Now they are a bunch of spoiled mama's boys and are SO ANGRY. And the dumb women date them.... go figure

“It might have been !!!”

Since: Aug 07

F&P City

#44 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>just for the record i cant for the life of me remember asking your opinion or canvassing it .so in the future feel free to mind your own business unless of course you and tap are a couple and if that is the case feel free to chime in at any time.
there ya go ! I knew it. predictable.
PeeWee Herman

Centereach, NY

#45 Feb 10, 2009
Go back to school if you write like that...dumb a$$
bigfoot13ee wrote:
<quoted text>
dats AM eric at it besy ...if wees git mo good rites lik ****...wee best the Chinny ESE et dar on game...rite lik ****...*** is innny teligent...hippy hopply don tue the drug hose to get mees sum dem ho,hos....
What

Watertown, CT

#46 Feb 10, 2009
roger43 wrote:
<quoted text>
game. set. match
EXCELLENT
WOW, you just confused the s#$t out of him. He's thinking: game? set???? match???????? what the heck does THAT mean????

“You have a right to....”

Since: Dec 07

protect yourself from Liberals

#47 Feb 10, 2009
Tap San in LIC wrote:
<quoted text>
there ya go ! I knew it. predictable.
I know, he must visit the B&B up in Vermont
Buddy Holly

Albany, NY

#48 Feb 10, 2009
I am so glad I am dead.
What

Watertown, CT

#49 Feb 10, 2009
Could someone PLEASE take Kevin's keyboard away? The race card is OLD. And now I'm pissed because they said once we had a black (half/full, whatever) president they will not be able to use the race card anymore. But when they have NO defense, they pull it out.

“Rockin' in the Free World”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#50 Feb 10, 2009
Buddy Holly wrote:
I am so glad I am dead.
LMAO!!!

“You have a right to....”

Since: Dec 07

protect yourself from Liberals

#51 Feb 10, 2009
KEVIN CAMELOT wrote:
<quoted text>who are you trying to convince me or you??? please spare me your so called jests
i have read your posts before this one . you sure do seem to "jest" alot. you would have my respect if you just came out and admitted it. then i would at least see you as a man and not a hide behind your mommas skirt coward that you are!
country music has some pretty strange lyrics and less than credible stars . i dont see you making any "jests " about them.
wow ! thin-skinned is the order of the day here.

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