Elvis was a child molester
gracelandgroupie

Siloam Springs, AR

#343 Sep 3, 2010
TROLL ALERT!!!!!!!!!
4th Level Clearvoyant

United States

#344 Sep 3, 2010
Was Elvis a child molester? I know this much: Elvis dabbled in the occult where normal moral rules don't exist! Dennis Wilson talked Elvis into joining The Church Of The Final Judgment in Venice Beach. Elvis went to a meeting expecting coffee, brownies, and jello salad. Instead Ray Manzarek of The Doors handed him two goblets and said, "One is wine, one is a special potion." Elvis picked the wrong one because he woke up tied spread eagle on a pink velvet altar. Surrounded by people in robes and hoods or animal masks holding candles and chanting in Pig Latin. They started dripping candle wax on Elvis shaved chest in the shape of a star in a circle and spraying his mid-section with Chanel No 5 and red silly string. They started to violate Elvis with a bottle of Cristal - "until the cork pops off" a deep ominous voice said. Elvis tried to keep his mind off the initiation by singing Love Me Tender loud as he could. For some reason, that fueled the cult even more as they surrounded his body. Elvis (Evils if you rearrange the letters!!!) was sobbing uncontrollably and the cult showed no mercy as they violated him. That scared the dickens out of Elvis and he vowed never to dabble in the occult anymore! Or did he?! Could it be that Elvis continued flirting with the dark side?
nina

Canada

#346 Sep 4, 2010
4th Level Clearvoyant wrote:
Was ...side?
biggest.load.of.crap.ever.post ed
JadaPinkett

United States

#347 Sep 5, 2010
4th Level Clearvoyant wrote:
Was Elvis a child molester? I know this much: Elvis dabbled in the occult where normal moral rules don't exist! Dennis Wilson talked Elvis into joining The Church Of The Final Judgment in Venice Beach. Elvis went to a meeting expecting coffee, brownies, and jello salad. Instead Ray Manzarek of The Doors handed him two goblets and said, "One is wine, one is a special potion." Elvis picked
the wrong one because he woke up tied spread eagle on a pink velvet altar. Surrounded by people in robes and hoods or animal masks holding candles and chanting in Pig Latin. They started dripping candle wax on Elvis shaved chest in the shape of a
star in a circle and spraying his mid-section with Chanel No 5 and red silly string. They started to violate Elvis with a bottle of Cristal - "until the cork pops off" a deep ominous voice said. Elvis tried to keep his mind off the initiation by singing Love Me Tender loud as he could. For some reason, that fueled the cult even more as they surrounded his body. Elvis (Evils if you rearrange the
letters!!!) was sobbing uncontrollably and the cult showed no mercy as they violated him. That scared the dickens out of Elvis and he vowed never to dabble in the occult anymore! Or did he?! Could it be that Elvis continued flirting with the dark side?
what the hell man?
Shadow3000

United States

#348 Sep 5, 2010
4th Level Clearvoyant wrote:
Was Elvis a child molester? I know this much: Elvis dabbled in the occult where normal moral rules don't exist! Dennis Wilson talked Elvis into joining The Church Of The Final Judgment in Venice Beach. Elvis went to a meeting expecting coffee, brownies, and jello salad. Instead Ray Manzarek of The Doors handed him two goblets and said, "One is wine, one is a special potion." Elvis picked the wrong one because he woke up tied spread eagle on a pink velvet altar. Surrounded by people in robes and hoods or animal masks holding candles and chanting in Pig Latin. They started dripping candle wax on Elvis shaved chest in the shape of a star in a circle and spraying his mid-section with Chanel No 5 and red silly string. They started to violate Elvis with a bottle of Cristal - "until the cork pops off" a deep ominous voice said. Elvis tried to keep his mind off the initiation by singing Love Me Tender loud as he could. For some reason, that fueled the cult even more as they surrounded his body. Elvis (Evils if you rearrange the letters!!!) was sobbing uncontrollably and the cult showed no mercy as they violated him. That scared the dickens out of Elvis and he vowed never to dabble in the occult anymore! Or did he?! Could it be that Elvis continued flirting with the dark side?
Partially true. The ceremony actually took place at Jayne Mansfield's house and the altar was magenta with only pink accents.

Elvis left The Church Of The Final Judgment and joined a splinter group called The Progress.

Reason: The Church Of The Final Judgment preached that Latinos would start an apocalyptic race war and become dominant. When all the smoke cleared The Church Of The Final Judgment would take over and rule. Elvis, along with others including Peter Lawford and Buddy Ebsen believed that Latinos would never start anything or gain any power because they're too lazy. Nor could Latinos be prodded into starting the apocalypse because they would just say, "manana manana" all the time.

The Progress had chapters around the country including Memphis and its headquarters in Santa Cruz, CA. Sources place Elvis in Santa Cruz in Summer 1972. A private investigator claims to have seen a film taken at a secluded Santa Cruz beach "that is of such poor quality it can't be fake - nobody would make a fake like it." The film apparently shows Progress members dressed in black, while one member has a black cape with rhinestones and muttonchop sideburns. You guessed it - Elvis. At the site Elvis and his sisters and brethren drop sacramental acid then cover six Chihuahuas' heads in black velvet pillow cases, and place them on the hood of a red Caddy. The congregation ritualistically strips to tiki music and dances around the car naked while pouring chicken grease and hot sauce on themselves. According to one former member who was mysteriously killed in 1974, it was CRAZY dancing and PIPING HOT chicken grease. Elvis was seen in Memphis three days later wearing a necklace of chicken bones shaped like an inverted triangle.
gracelandgroupie

Siloam Springs, AR

#349 Sep 5, 2010
4th Level Clearvoyant wrote:
Was Elvis a child molester? I know this much: Elvis dabbled in the occult where normal moral rules don't exist! Dennis Wilson talked Elvis into joining The Church Of The Final Judgment in Venice Beach. Elvis went to a meeting expecting coffee, brownies, and jello salad. Instead Ray Manzarek of The Doors handed him two goblets and said, "One is wine, one is a special potion." Elvis picked the wrong one because he woke up tied spread eagle on a pink velvet altar. Surrounded by people in robes and hoods or animal masks holding candles and chanting in Pig Latin. They started dripping candle wax on Elvis shaved chest in the shape of a star in a circle and spraying his mid-section with Chanel No 5 and red silly string. They started to violate Elvis with a bottle of Cristal - "until the cork pops off" a deep ominous voice said. Elvis tried to keep his mind off the initiation by singing Love Me Tender loud as he could. For some reason, that fueled the cult even more as they surrounded his body. Elvis (Evils if you rearrange the letters!!!) was sobbing uncontrollably and the cult showed no mercy as they violated him. That scared the dickens out of Elvis and he vowed never to dabble in the occult anymore! Or did he?! Could it be that Elvis continued flirting with the dark side?
I hear voices........they don't like you!!!!!!!!
gracelandgroupie

Siloam Springs, AR

#350 Sep 5, 2010
Shadow3000 wrote:
<quoted text>
Partially true. The ceremony actually took place at Jayne Mansfield's house and the altar was magenta with only pink accents.
Elvis left The Church Of The Final Judgment and joined a splinter group called The Progress.
Reason: The Church Of The Final Judgment preached that Latinos would start an apocalyptic race war and become dominant. When all the smoke cleared The Church Of The Final Judgment would take over and rule. Elvis, along with others including Peter Lawford and Buddy Ebsen believed that Latinos would never start anything or gain any power because they're too lazy. Nor could Latinos be prodded into starting the apocalypse because they would just say, "manana manana" all the time.
The Progress had chapters around the country including Memphis and its headquarters in Santa Cruz, CA. Sources place Elvis in Santa Cruz in Summer 1972. A private investigator claims to have seen a film taken at a secluded Santa Cruz beach "that is of such poor quality it can't be fake - nobody would make a fake like it." The film apparently shows Progress members dressed in black, while one member has a black cape with rhinestones and muttonchop sideburns. You guessed it - Elvis. At the site Elvis and his sisters and brethren drop sacramental acid then cover six Chihuahuas' heads in black velvet pillow cases, and place them on the hood of a red Caddy. The congregation ritualistically strips to tiki music and dances around the car naked while pouring chicken grease and hot sauce on themselves. According to one former member who was mysteriously killed in 1974, it was CRAZY dancing and PIPING HOT chicken grease. Elvis was seen in Memphis three days later wearing a necklace of chicken bones shaped like an inverted triangle.
On your mark ,get set , go to hell away!
presley rock n roll

Stockbridge, GA

#351 Sep 5, 2010
oh man that was a good one. on your mark, get set, go to hell away. lol, well i see we have a comedian on this forum. and thats a complement so dont take that as offence and think that im being rude or funny.
4th Level Clearvoyant

United States

#352 Sep 5, 2010
gracelandgroupie wrote:
<quoted text>I hear voices........they don't like you!!!!!!!!
The fourth moon of Venus in parallax with the star of Orion will meet the call of the wounded wolf and reveal all!!

You will perish in flame!!!
4th Level Clearvoyant

United States

#353 Sep 5, 2010
Shadow3000 wrote:
<quoted text>
Partially true. The ceremony actually took place at Jayne Mansfield's house and the altar was magenta with only pink accents.
Elvis left The Church Of The Final Judgment and joined a splinter group called The Progress.
Reason: The Church Of The Final Judgment preached that Latinos would start an apocalyptic race war and become dominant. When all the smoke cleared The Church Of The Final Judgment would take over and rule. Elvis, along with others including Peter Lawford and Buddy Ebsen believed that Latinos would never start anything or gain any power because they're too lazy. Nor could Latinos be prodded into starting the apocalypse because they would just say, "manana manana" all the time.
The Progress had chapters around the country including Memphis and its headquarters in Santa Cruz, CA. Sources place Elvis in Santa Cruz in Summer 1972. A private investigator claims to have seen a film taken at a secluded Santa Cruz beach "that is of such poor quality it can't be fake - nobody would make a fake like it." The film apparently shows Progress members dressed in black, while one member has a black cape with rhinestones and muttonchop sideburns. You guessed it - Elvis. At the site Elvis and his sisters and brethren drop sacramental acid then cover six Chihuahuas' heads in black velvet pillow cases, and place them on the hood of a red Caddy. The congregation ritualistically strips to tiki music and dances around the car naked while pouring chicken grease and hot sauce on themselves. According to one former member who was mysteriously killed in 1974, it was CRAZY dancing and PIPING HOT chicken grease. Elvis was seen in Memphis three days later wearing a necklace of chicken bones shaped like an inverted triangle.
Is it true that in 1968 Elvis convinced Nixon to run for president at a tractor pull contest, by giving him a secret occult handshake and saying "TCB"?
Three Star Pubah

Kirkland, WA

#354 Sep 22, 2010
4th Level Clearvoyant wrote:
<quoted text>
Is it true that in 1968 Elvis convinced Nixon to run for president at a tractor pull contest, by giving him a secret occult handshake and saying "TCB"?
What?? I never heard or saw anything so krazy!!!

It was JUNE 1966 (6/66), when Elvis met Richard Nixon at Liberace's house to watch an 8mm film loop of Twiggy and Mama Cass jello wrestling. They were on the couch washing down Milk Duds and Jiffy Pop with Ovaltine when Elvis used his medallion to hypnotize Nixon. It helped that they had ingested tabs of orange sunshine and handfuls of raw oysters--- making Nixon highly suggestible and open to Elvis' powerful sensuality.(Elvis took less so he'd be in control). E gazed into Nixon's pliant, yearning eyes and with a combo of verbal foreplay and Boom Boom Whamo Words!!!--planted thoughts in Nixon's head ("you will become prez," "you will go to China," "uhhuhhuh you will shave and wear makeup before debates!!!").
In the ensuing years, those planted thoughts were unlocked or "triggered" by Elvis songs, making Nixon an unwitting dupe controlled by E's machinations -- machinations dictated by the occult high order for whom Elvis was merely a foot soldier.
Could it be that in 1977 Elvis started asking too many questions of his occult superiors and was silenced with a drug overdose administered orally or anally? Is it not possible that a stealthy Progress agent slipped Elvis a deadly suppository?? Liberace perhaps??

1freespirit1

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#355 Sep 23, 2010
Three Star Pubah wrote:
<quoted text>
What?? I never heard or saw anything so krazy!!!
It was JUNE 1966 (6/66), when Elvis met Richard Nixon at Liberace's house to watch an 8mm film loop of Twiggy and Mama Cass jello wrestling. They were on the couch washing down Milk Duds and Jiffy Pop with Ovaltine when Elvis used his medallion to hypnotize Nixon. It helped that they had ingested tabs of orange sunshine and handfuls of raw oysters--- making Nixon highly suggestible and open to Elvis' powerful sensuality.(Elvis took less so he'd be in control). E gazed into Nixon's pliant, yearning eyes and with a combo of verbal foreplay and Boom Boom Whamo Words!!!--planted thoughts in Nixon's head ("you will become prez," "you will go to China," "uhhuhhuh you will shave and wear makeup before debates!!!").
In the ensuing years, those planted thoughts were unlocked or "triggered" by Elvis songs, making Nixon an unwitting dupe controlled by E's machinations -- machinations dictated by the occult high order for whom Elvis was merely a foot soldier.
Could it be that in 1977 Elvis started asking too many questions of his occult superiors and was silenced with a drug overdose administered orally or anally? Is it not possible that a stealthy Progress agent slipped Elvis a deadly suppository?? Liberace perhaps??
Lmao,:D
4th Level Clearvoyant

United States

#356 Sep 26, 2010
Three Star Pubah wrote:
<quoted text>
What?? I never heard or saw anything so krazy!!!
It was JUNE 1966 (6/66), when Elvis met Richard Nixon at Liberace's house to watch an 8mm film loop of Twiggy and Mama Cass jello wrestling. They were on the couch washing down Milk Duds and Jiffy Pop with Ovaltine when Elvis used his medallion to hypnotize Nixon. It helped that they had ingested tabs of orange sunshine and handfuls of raw oysters--- making Nixon highly suggestible and open to Elvis' powerful sensuality.(Elvis took less so he'd be in control). E gazed into Nixon's pliant, yearning eyes and with a combo of verbal foreplay and Boom Boom Whamo Words!!!--planted thoughts in Nixon's head ("you will become prez," "you will go to China," "uhhuhhuh you will shave and wear makeup before debates!!!").
In the ensuing years, those planted thoughts were unlocked or "triggered" by Elvis songs, making Nixon an unwitting dupe controlled by E's machinations -- machinations dictated by the occult high order for whom Elvis was merely a foot soldier.
Could it be that in 1977 Elvis started asking too many questions of his occult superiors and was silenced with a drug overdose administered orally or anally? Is it not possible that a stealthy Progress agent slipped Elvis a deadly suppository?? Liberace perhaps??
Few dare ask such awkward questions. You're on to something. My cousin Fast Freddie from East LA said saw had a picture of Liberace taken in Memphis August 1977. And get this: Liberace had no rings on his right hand. According to police reports, the man who took the picture ransacked his own house and chopped his own head off in a freak jumprope accident. Suspicious? I shouldn't even be writing this. But the truth needs to be told. Some of the Progress members are beyond mental compartmentalization and have selective amnesia. They may talk about Liberace's graceful fingers but won't say anything bad about Elvis' backside - loyal. Be careful if you investigate, The Progress occult group is ruthless. They had a voodoo doll of J Edgar Hoover and didn't hesitate to violate it in unspeakable ways.(Once they covered it in ranch dressing and let a skunk and porcupine have at it). If you find anything out let me know. If I say nothing that's a confirmation. I'd say more... if I wasn't under such heavy sedation.
kingofrocknroll

Atlanta, GA

#357 Sep 26, 2010
let me get this straight, you guys think that elvis presley is a child molester. only a dombass would think that elvis was a child molester, which means im talking to you guys. elvis wasn't a child molester, michael jackson was. he molested macauley culkin back in 1993. anyone with eyes could see that. unlike michael jackson, elvis was a good man. ok yea elvis kissed his ex wife priscilla when she was 14, but thats besides the point. he wasn't far from her age. people said that elvis was a pedophile but i think people just like to insult and intimidate elvis. i dont even know whats the whole point of this whole thing anyway. this whole forum topix is a lie saying that elvis was a child molester.

1freespirit1

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#358 Sep 26, 2010
Michael Jackson in my humble opinion is as guilty as sin..... He might have been good at what he did music wise but what he did to those kids is just terrible
Sweet Caroline

Cedar Rapids, IA

#359 Sep 26, 2010
http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Jackson-Conspir...

Please read the book on MJ's trial. IMO, neither Elvis nor MJ were "molesters" in any way. MJ had done to him the same things that were done to EP.
Too bad, people only used them to make money.
brenda

Lima, Peru

#360 Sep 27, 2010
Listen to michael jackson redneck fans who come here to bother us, because pure nonsense, nobody Elvis accused of child abuse because they never abuse anyone, he married Priscilla with her consent and her parents, however if it was michel jackson tremendous ecantaba pedophile that children with the tale of a sick piter pan .. crazy ... he died in poverty by paying lawyers to escape from jail, his early death all the book is now .... angel right? jaajaja enbarrar stop .... and the name of Elvis with false and baseless accusations.
Great White Shark

Maryville, TN

#362 Sep 29, 2010
1freespirit1 wrote:
Michael Jackson in my humble opinion is as guilty as sin..... He might have been good at what he did music wise but what he did to those kids is just terrible
Michael Joseph Jackson was an Innocent man. The Criminal Trial found NOTHING criminal at Neverland when it was raided and the verdict was NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. Oh and don't mention the other crap that was lies. Oh your sure like his MJ site awful good. I laugh at YOU!!!! From a Michael Jackson fan Lea

1freespirit1

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#363 Sep 29, 2010
Great White Shark wrote:
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Michael Joseph Jackson was an Innocent man. The Criminal Trial found NOTHING criminal at Neverland when it was raided and the verdict was NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. Oh and don't mention the other crap that was lies. Oh your sure like his MJ site awful good. I laugh at YOU!!!! From a Michael Jackson fan Lea
OJ Simpson was innocent aswell....

Pigs can fly....

Oh did I tell you I saw Elvis riding the number 93 tram in bourke street yesterday?
unknown

United States

#364 Oct 7, 2010
i seen it in sublimal messages "king of touching

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