Cilla was a good influence

[guest]

Priscilla had a very tasteful influence on E in so many ways. She managed to make Graceland look less cheap and tawdry, Elvis was trim, tanned, and at his best physically, his personal attire was stylish and trendy, and his Vegas suits were clean and simple and classy.

Once Cilla left, it all changed. The ultra-classless Linda Thompson's red-bimbo influence can be seen around Graceland, E's wardrobe became more garish and unflattering, and he became very unhealthy.

He wasn't a good, faithful husband, but he loved Priscilla and she had a good influence on him.

[whistle blower]

Good points. Also, Priscilla arguably made E turn straight.

[whistle blower]

Cilla also soothed E's "savage beast" and kept E out of prison, where he would have lasted as long as a fancy biscuit in Michael Vick's backyard. Also, Cilla has some fine kibbles and bits if you catch my drift. Like a poor man who put his last silver dollar into the slot on the way outta the buffet, E hit the jackpot with Cilla. Nothin' but sweet berries. This E fan says "Viva Cilla! And thankuverymuch!"

[Lee]

whistle blower wrote:

Cilla also soothed E's "savage beast" and kept E out of prison, where he would have lasted as long as a fancy biscuit in Michael Vick's backyard. Also, Cilla has some fine kibbles and bits if you catch my drift. Like a poor man who put his last silver dollar into the slot on the way outta the buffet, E hit the jackpot with Cilla. Nothin' but sweet berries. This E fan says "Viva Cilla! And thankuverymuch!"

Of all the morons that have come on this board in the two years I have been here, you two, I think are the biggest. Elvis did nothing to go to prison for. His taste was good when Priscilla was there because it wasn't until she left that he had a nervous breakdown and everything about him went to hell. What she did to him killed him in the long run.

[guitarplayer]

lee dont worry about it the comments from the whistle blower is the same idiot that posts on the mariah board and is only here the annoy the hell out of people they should just block him , he is probably one bored fat kid that ran out of twinkies and has no life and specially no brains .

[charla]

I'm sorry but what in the hell are these two here talking about? this is funny. I can't stop laughing....
well if she ever had sweet berries, she loved to share them didn't she? and now they are old and shrivled up. but Elvis and prison? that part made me laugh

[guest]

Well, my first post here and "Lee" calls me a moron? Incredibly rude.

I merely made a comment about Priscilla that I know to be true since I was around at the time.

Despite whatever your misinformed view of her may be, Cilla WAS indeed the love of his life, and she brought as much stability into his life as anyone ever could have. He was not husband material and it was impossible for him to be faithful. But he loved her in his own way, and she loved him. She still does, that's evident even to those who don't know her personally.

I found this forum the other day, decided to make a couple of comments, and I didn't expect to be attacked. Having now read some more comments, I see there are some individuals here who are seriously troubled and dysfunctional.

Just remember, you never know "who" might post on a forum about E - the majority is comprised of well-meaning fans along with complete lunatics who "think" they know the truth.

Occasionally, a post appears from someone who DOES know the way it was - and the way it is.

Now, continue on with your lunacy ...

[guitarplayer]

guest wrote:

Well, my first post here and "Lee" calls me a moron? Incredibly rude.
I merely made a comment about Priscilla that I know to be true since I was around at the time.
Despite whatever your misinformed view of her may be, Cilla WAS indeed the love of his life, and she brought as much stability into his life as anyone ever could have. He was not husband material and it was impossible for him to be faithful. But he loved her in his own way, and she loved him. She still does, that's evident even to those who don't know her personally.
I found this forum the other day, decided to make a couple of comments, and I didn't expect to be attacked. Having now read some more comments, I see there are some individuals here who are seriously troubled and dysfunctional.
Just remember, you never know "who" might post on a forum about E - the majority is comprised of well-meaning fans along with complete lunatics who "think" they know the truth.
Occasionally, a post appears from someone who DOES know the way it was - and the way it is.
Now, continue on with your lunacy ...

woosh woosh ! good luck elsewhere

[whistle blower]

guest wrote:

Occasionally, a post appears from someone who DOES know the way it was - and the way it is.

Thank you. I agree, there's no question that Cilla kept E out of the pokey. And they didn't have soap-on-a-roap back in those days, if you catch my drift.(E would have played "catcher" from dawn till dusk, then be thrown away like a used hanky when some "new meat" came in). Cilla rescued him.

[guitarplayer]

whistle blower wrote:

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Thank you. I agree, there's no question that Cilla kept E out of the pokey. And they didn't have soap-on-a-roap back in those days, if you catch my drift.(E would have played "catcher" from dawn till dusk, then be thrown away like a used hanky when some "new meat" came in). Cilla rescued him.

good thing you aint in my face guay lover cause you would get my foot up your loose ass

[whistle blower]

Easy there, rebel without a pause. That type of behavior could land you in the big house, where you hold onto G-DogG's pocket 24/7 and light his smokes when he snaps his fingers. That's what E was headed for, except worse because I'm sure he was much prettier. Thank goodness Cilla was the brains of the outfit and set E on the straight path.

Not just brains, she's got a shape to her! Cilla's better than any prison tranny on the planet. And she makes Ann Margret look like Pippi Longstocking!

[Lee]

whistle blower wrote:

Easy there, rebel without a pause. That type of behavior could land you in the big house, where you hold onto G-DogG's pocket 24/7 and light his smokes when he snaps his fingers. That's what E was headed for, except worse because I'm sure he was much prettier. Thank goodness Cilla was the brains of the outfit and set E on the straight path.
Not just brains, she's got a shape to her! Cilla's better than any prison tranny on the planet. And she makes Ann Margret look like Pippi Longstocking!

What the hell are you talking about? Elvis headed for the big house? Elvis never did anything like that.

[Lee]

guest wrote:

Well, my first post here and "Lee" calls me a moron? Incredibly rude.
I merely made a comment about Priscilla that I know to be true since I was around at the time.
Despite whatever your misinformed view of her may be, Cilla WAS indeed the love of his life, and she brought as much stability into his life as anyone ever could have. He was not husband material and it was impossible for him to be faithful. But he loved her in his own way, and she loved him. She still does, that's evident even to those who don't know her personally.
I found this forum the other day, decided to make a couple of comments, and I didn't expect to be attacked. Having now read some more comments, I see there are some individuals here who are seriously troubled and dysfunctional.
Just remember, you never know "who" might post on a forum about E - the majority is comprised of well-meaning fans along with complete lunatics who "think" they know the truth.
Occasionally, a post appears from someone who DOES know the way it was - and the way it is.
Now, continue on with your lunacy ...

You were around WHERE at the time? Are you saying you knew Elvis personally, or you were just in the world at the time? I find it strange that you would comment that Elvis couldn't be faithful,(how do you know he wasn't?) but you don't say anything about Priscilla not being faithful when she had her first affair only four months after Lisa Marie was born!!

By the way, were you hiding under Elvis' bed? How do you know he was not faithful? And don't say somebody said it.

[guitarplayer]

whistle blower wrote:

Easy there, rebel without a pause. That type of behavior could land you in the big house, where you hold onto G-DogG's pocket 24/7 and light his smokes when he snaps his fingers. That's what E was headed for, except worse because I'm sure he was much prettier. Thank goodness Cilla was the brains of the outfit and set E on the straight path.
Not just brains, she's got a shape to her! Cilla's better than any prison tranny on the planet. And she makes Ann Margret look like Pippi Longstocking!

Dickblower you seem to know alot about prisons were you the prison bitch you sure sound like it !!and try to be more creative and sound smart with your remarks you sound like shit and make no sense , how old are ya 12 ??

[Steve]

LOL guest you didn't have to be there to know Elvis with all the books the so called freinds, lovers, ex-wife, cooks, Dr's, lawyers, hairdressers, clothes designer, make up artists, paper boy, cleaners, passer by in the street when Elvis happened to pass by, jewellers, pilot's of planes, pool cleaner, delivery boy, mechanic, oh the list is endless. Any way we have so many books out there telling all us fans 'how it was' that we all feel like we know Elvis just as much as the next one. With regards Cilla being the love of his life not sure which era you were supposedly there but it can't have been the same time as Marty or Coz Billy because they would dispute all that you're saying. An for the other prize prat who for what ever inane reason is trying to say Elvis was gay, if he was I'm more than sure the loving brothers would have told us all before now. After they've told us everything else about Elvis.

[whistle blower]

Steve wrote:

An for the other prize prat who for what ever inane reason is trying to say Elvis was gay, if he was I'm more than sure the loving brothers would have told us all before now. After they've told us everything else about Elvis.

I'm not saying Elvis was gay. He had mildly gay qualities, like his dance moves, mouth and frilly eyelashes. I'm saying had he went to the big house, he would have had to use every ounce of gay he had to stay alive. Within six months he'd go from fey to f-laming! You can thank Cilla for keeping him out of jail and straight.

Elvis did indeed seem to have criminal tendencies. In his Jailhouse Rock number, where he shakes his tail feeathers in a mating dance to win the pen's kingpin, E sure knows his material. Whether from past experience or method acting, E had prison "in him". It's a good thing Cilla chilled him out and steered him straight.

[whistle blower]

Heres one of my source materials -- http://youtube.com/watch...

[whistle blower]

guitarplayer wrote:

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Dickblower you seem to know alot about prisons were you the prison bitch you sure sound like it !!and try to be more creative and sound smart with your remarks you sound like shit and make no sense , how old are ya 12 ??

I'm 18, wise beyond my years, and I've been figuratively running the yard ever since grade school.

[Steve]

More like your 12 going on 5, I will try to keep this as simple as possible. Jail House Rock was a 'movie' and Elvis was an 'actor' which means he was acting in the movie. Now because he was an exceptional 'actor' he could 'act' so by playing the part he did he was 'acting' not drawing on his past, present or even his future. Now the other part you don't seem to get is Cilla wouldn't have had much influence during the making of this movie because he hadn't even met her. Jail House Rock was made in 1957 before he went into the army in 1958. So whistleblower any chance you can do a spot of homework instead of running around with then other time wasters. It's a true saying that education is wasted on the young.

[whistle blower]

Thanks. Elvis IS my homework. I'm taking a hip-hop history class at UC Davis (a top school!). There's no Elvis class (supply and demand), so I hope to educate students in my hip-hop class with my presentation next month: Elvis Presley: Mack Daddy or Wack Fatty? Rest assured, the presentation will be fair and balanced. As for E's criminal mind, I notice he was "acting" much better as a dancing prisoner than he did in his other roles (mechanic, cabana boy, etc). Maybe he was just on his acting game more during Jailhouse Rock, or maybe he had it in him. My research will shed some light on this. As part of my research so far, I've studied Cilla, and she is smokin'*hot* in NAKED GUN. Elvis didn't know how good he had it IMHO.