Hoff in Reality TV Gift for Kids Former Baywatch star David...

FORMER Baywatch star David Hasselhoff is giving his two daughters their own reality TV show for Christmas.

[LISA JANE]

dear david hasselhoff im missing you davidhasselhoff
please come to night davidhasselhoff i just want to hold you in my arms and kisss you davidhasselhoff will you marry me davidhasselhoff
love from lisa jane your girlfriend
what time are you comming to night get the plan from loslangles get a train from london and you need to get of at worthing and wait for a lancing train to come and get on the lancing train i will be here waiting for you davidhasselhoff

[LISA JANE]

DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF AND I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOU IN TO THE NEW ART ROOM IS CALLED QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF COME RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU ON THE LIPS IN THE ART ROOM AND DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU CAN SHOW ME SOME OF YOUR DANCING IN THE ART ROOM
PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW DAVIDHASSELHOFF AND I WLL MAKE US ALL A HOT CUP OF KENCO COFFEE TO DRINK DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU CAN BRING YOUR COFFEE IN THE ART ROOM

[LISA JANE]

DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU AND ASK YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME DAVID HASSELHOFF DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE WILL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF COME IN YOUR BLACK CAR DAVIDHASSELHOFF AND DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE INVITED YOU TO COME TO BURGGEST HILL WITH ME AND KATE

[LISA JANE]

WILL YOU MARRY ME DAVID HASSELHOFF

[LISA JANE]

HI DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF AND PLEASE CAN YOU BE THE DJ TO NIGHT DAVID HASSELHOFF AND WE CAN PLAY SAX MUISC TO NIGHT IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU ARE VERY WELCOME TO COME IN TO MY QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM AND DAVID HASSELHOFF AS YOU WALK IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM AND I WILL SAY HI DAVID HASSELHOFF WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DANCE WITH ME DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF LOSLANGLES AIR PORT RIGHT NOW

[LISA JANE]

DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU IN TO MY QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM AND WE CAN DO LOTS OF ART WORK TO GETHER AS LOVERS PLEASE COME DAVID HASSELHOFF WHEN YOU COME YOU WILL FIND ME IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME IN YOUR BLACK CAR DAVID HASSELHOFF WE CAN DANCE TO TAKE THAT CD AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE CAN YOU BE MY DJ TO NIGHT IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM

[LISA JANE]

DAVID HASSELHOFF HOW DO YOU FANCY GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND HOW DO YOU FANCY STAYING IN A NICE HOTEL IN BRIGHTON HOW DO YOU FANCY THE HOLDAY INN HOTEL DAVID HASSELHOFF WHEN WE GET OF THE TRAIN IN BRIGHTON AND WE CAN GO AND ASK THE PEOPLE CAN WE BUY ALL THER MUFFINS OF TEM AND DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU CAN ASK THE MAN CAN YOU HAVE TWO CAPPUNCO COFFEES AND I GO IN TO WHSMITH AND GET THE COLD DRINKS AND CHOLATES TOO AND ON THE WAY OUT WE CAN ASK THE CAN WE BUY TWO OF THER ROOLS ALL READY MADE FOR OUR LUNCH AND DAVID HASSELHOFF DO YOU WANT TO GET THE TAXI TO THE HOTEL

[LISA JANE]

DEAR DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN I TAKE YOU BY THE HAND AND TAKE YOU IN TO MY ART ROOM DAVID HASSELHOFF AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS AND KISS ME DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE DAVIDHASSELHOFF COME IN YOUR BLACK CAR RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF AND I WANT TO TAKE YOU BY THE HAND DAVID HASSELHOFF AND WE CAN GO IN TO MY ART ROOM AND WE CAN START KISSING ON THE LIPS LOVEFROM LISAJANE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[LISA JANE]

DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU IN TO MY ART ROOM DAVID HASSELHOFF WE CAN GO IN TO MY ART ROOM AND WE CAN WRITE DOWN THE FILMS OF MIDSOMER MUDERS WE HAVE SEEN WE MAKE A ART CARD AND IT IS FOR YOUR HOME IN LOSLANGLES

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

DEAR DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF I LOVE THE BEACH IHAVE NOT SWIM IN THE SEA BE FOR DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO LEARIN ON LOS LANELES BEACH AND DAVID HASSELHOFF HOW DO YOU FANCY GETING MARRYED IN LANCING DAVID HASSELHOFF ARE YOU FREE ON FRI 24 APRIL HOW DO YOU FANCY GETING MARRYED TO ME IN MY MUM BACK GARDEN AND WE CAN HAVE OUR WEDDING PARTY IN THE BACK GANDEN AND WE CAN GO AWAY FOR OUR HONEY MOON IN LOS LANGLES AT YOUR BEACH HOUSE WE CAN HAVE TWO WEEKS HONEY MOON INLOS LANGLES AND I CAN PUT ALL MY ART WORK OUT FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT IHAVE BEEN DOING FOR YOU DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW AND IMAKE YOU A HOT CUP OF KENCO COFFEE FOR YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU ASKING ME TO COME TO HAWIL WITH YOU I CANT COME TO HAWIL I HAVE NOT A PASS PORT AT ALL DAVID HASSELHOFF DAVID HASSELHOFF THER IS ONE THING IS YOU CAN DO FOR ME IS FLY BACK TO THE UK RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IWANT TO BE WITH YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF AND PLEASE COME TO OUR PLACE IHAVE GOT A NICE SUPER FOR YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF WHEN YOU COME TO NUMBER 8 FREASHFIELDS CLOSE LANCING YOU WILL FIND YOUR SEAF A NEW GIRLFRIEND AT NUMBER 8 WHAT DAVID HASSELHOFF THINK WE HE SEE HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND HE WILL SAY HI DARLING LISA JANE HI DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

HI DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU RIGHT NOW FOR SOME LOTS OF FUN IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF COME RIGHT NOW CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF NEWYORK RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE WILL YOU COME OR WE SEND KITT PLEASE GO AND GET MR DAVID HASSELHOFF FOR ME AND ASK HIM TO GET IN TO THE KITT CAR AND COME TO NUMBER 8 FREASHFIELDS CLOSE LANCING AND DAVID HASSELHOFF WILL FIND HIM SEAF A NEW GIRLFRIEND HERE AT NUMBER 8 FREASHFIELDS CLOSE WAITING FOR DAVID HASSELHOFF TO COME IN THE KNIGHT RIDER CAR AND DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD FOR FULL ON SEX WITH ME IN THE ART ROOM AND WE CAN TAKE EVERY THING OF AND HAVE FULL ON SEX WITH THE HOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

WILL YOU MARRY ME DAVID HASSELHOFF ON FRIDAY 24 APRIL IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

DEAR DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF FOR A FUN AFTER NOON IN THE QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM WITH YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND AND MAKING LOTS OF ART CARDS FOR DAVID HASSELHOFF WHEN YOU COME DAVID HASSELHOFF I WILL MAKE YOU A HOT CUP OF CAPPUNICO COFFEE AND DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU CAN BRING YOUR CAPPUNICO COFFEE IN THE ART ROOM PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN YOU GET A FLIGHT OUT OF NEW YORK RIGHT NOW PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF COME RIGHT NOW WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF FUN IN THE ART ROOM AS LOVERS DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE WILL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH AND KISS ME

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

HI DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU IN TO MY ART ROOM DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE DAVID HASSELHOFF CAN YOU ASK JOE CAN HE BOOK YOU A LNMO TO NUMBER 8 FREASH FIELDS CLOSE LANCING I WANT TO KISS YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

HI DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW AND COME AND KISS ME DAVID HASSELHOFF ON THE LIPS IN MY QUICK AND CRAFTY ART ROOM DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU FOR A CAPPUNICO COFFEE IN BHS CAFE IN WORTHING

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

DAVID HASSELHOFF IWOULD LIKE TO INVITED YOU RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF AND WE CAN HAVE A LOTS OF FUN DAVID HASSELHOFF HOW DO YOU FANCY GOING AWAY FOR TWO NIGHTS PLEASE COME DAVID HASSELHOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

HI DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUR HAND AND WE CAN START KISSING THE LIPS AND DAVID HASSELHOFF YOU CAN PULL DOWN MY TRASE AND TAKE THM OF ME AND YOU CAN TAKE MY NEKERS OF ME AS WELL AND MY TOP AND MY BRA OF ME AND PLAY WITH MY VANEY AND BOOS

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

IHAVE FOUND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS THAT MAN IS YOU DARLING DAVID HASSELHOFF IDREAM AN BOUT YOU LAST NIGHT AND DID YOU DREAM AN ME LAST NIGHT DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW I WOULD LOVE TO KISS YOU DAVID HASSELHOFF ON THE LIPS AND DAVID HASSELHOFF PLEASE CAN YOU WRITE TO MR PHILLIPSCHOFIELD IF HE DOING A DISCO THIS THU NIGHT AT WORTHING SABLEY HALL PLEASE COME RIGHT NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF AND PLEASE KISS ME DAVID HASSELHOFF ON THE LIPS AND WE CAN HAVE FAST FULL ON SEX IN MY ART ROOM PLEASE COME NOW DAVID HASSELHOFF

[HOFF NEW GIRLFRIEND]

WILL YOU MARRY ME DAVID HASSELHOFF THIS SAT 2 MAY