Dear Daryl Hannah,

How many entries do you see that start like that huh? The bottom line is, I know nothing about you and vice versa. Your a lot older than me, and I would ask to have some coffee with me because I like chatting with an older woman. But that would be too easy eh? So I am doing it anyway. I've seen your work in Summer Lovers and it was great. At heart, you not only care for the environment, but that sort of devotion can only carry over into your personal life. I'm 24 years old. Email me.

Jack