The Short List: Hollywoods Vertically Challenged Leading Men

The Short List Celebs may seem larger-than-life on the big screen, but you'd be surprised to see which ones don't exactly measure up in real life.

[Shoe]

I heard that they want Danny DeVito to play Shaq O'neal in a movie about the basketball players life.

[DLA FORM 1822]

Gary Coleman Hates White People,...


Gary Coleman lets the world know that he thinks that white people are just, just... he can't find the words.

[itis2you]

my my my wonder if everything else is short too?

[Lawrence Wolf]

DLA FORM 1822 wrote:

Gary Coleman Hates White People,...
Gary Coleman lets the world know that he thinks that white people are just, just... he can't find the words.

...the world's tallest midgets?

[Simply_Red]

I'm thinking maybe many of them don't measure up, regardless of their height.

[you_know_it]

you guys r mean to short ppl and them r some mean jokes and i happen to be a short person

[abeetz]

DiNiro

[ggreenwood4]

None of them measure UP!

[ggreenwood4]

I've auditioned for many parts and did not get them because I was too Tall (6'1"). The men & women stars were all under 5'5"

[Shoe]

you_know_it wrote:

you guys r mean to short ppl and them r some mean jokes and i happen to be a short person

Should have eaten your vegetables

[ggreenwood4]

Some of them under 5'.

[DILF]

Paul Williams

Herve Villachez

Pat Sajak

[GMGMIKE]

Short people....

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Don't want no short people round here.......

[you_know_it]

Shoe wrote:

<quoted text>Should have eaten your vegetables

I do actually i am a vegetarian so shut up about short ppl you guys r just a bunch of low lifes

[rods1]

you_know_it wrote:

<quoted text>
I do actually i am a vegetarian so shut up about short ppl you guys r just a bunch of low lifes

Correction;- higher lifes.
Can't you reach all the keys? How do you spell r?

[Jack Spratt]

Question: What is the Average Height for an Adult Male?

Answer: According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average height for an adult male in the United States is:

69.2 inches, or
5 feet 9.2 inches

[Smarty Pants]

Kinda like the man in the cute little sportscar !

[Smarty Pants]

you_know_it wrote:

<quoted text>
I do actually i am a vegetarian so shut up about short ppl you guys r just a bunch of low lifes

Beans stump growth ! The little Mexicanos for example !

[you_know_it]

rods1 wrote:

<quoted text>
Correction;- higher lifes.
Can't you reach all the keys? How do you spell r?

i can and um no its not higher and you spell are like that im not supid its just quicker duh and no im actually proud to be short cause dinamite comes in small packegess and yeah i know i spelled that wrong im not the best

[you_know_it]

Smarty Pants wrote:

Kinda like the man in the cute little sportscar !

thats not a mean joke thats just the truth