I am Danny's fifth cousin, once removed

I am Danny's fifth cousin, once removed

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Christen Stoneman

Bradford, PA

#1 Dec 4, 2006
I've never actually met Danny, but I know he has lived most of his life/currently resides in NJ. My father (John) grew up with him in a place called Asbury Park.
Unfortunately, my father's mother and Danny's mother had a falling out over a rosebush in the 70s, and that cemented a rift in the family that has never been overcome and may never be. My grandmother is a bit of a whack job but probably won't be alive for many more years. Italians in general have a tendency to be high-strung and petty. They know how to hold grudges past their due.
As a little girl, I would see Danny's movies and know that I was related to him and asked my parents if I could meet him. I was usually laughed at. Through the years I've wanted to write a letter to him, but I wouldn't know where to send it, or if he'd read it, or if he'd remember my father.
So...Danny....if you ever read this...I'd love to meet you and that entire side of my family. My Aunt Sherry is John's sister and she's been diagnosed with some kind of a brain tumour. Maybe you'd remember my grandmother Janice...? Still crazy as a loon, my father cringes every time she calls, but he should be more sympthetic toward her, as she has a dying daughter and she herself is not in spectacular health.
I know it's a long shot, but if you/Danny reads this, and are so inclined to get back in touch with my dad's part of the family (most of whom still live in Jersey) my email address is [email protected] b.net
Christen Stoneman

Bradford, PA

#2 Apr 9, 2007
Donde esta la tequila? Mas fina dios.

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