Chris Rock adds Broadway to his funny resume
How do you top a winter in which you've made fun of Oprah Winfrey to her face, gleefully butchered a classic Simon and Garfunkel song during a telethon and made a guest appearance on Kanye West's mega-selling CD? If you're Chris Rock, the next stop is Broadway.Full Story
#1 Mar 6, 2011
Too bad he is NOT REALLY FUNNY!
He STOLE the title of his TV show from someone else.
And he did NOT EVEN REALLY UNDERSTAND THE TITLE, as NO ONE HATED HIM GROWING UP !!!
He was a BRAT, and HIS GOOD PARENTS/RELATIVES TRIED AND TRIED TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT, so he would NOT GROW UP TO BE A STUPID PUNK HOODLUM!
That is NOT HATRED!
Hate is when your parent/guardian try and MURDER YOU NUMEROUS TIMES, and POLICE DO NOT GIVE A DARN!
Hate is when THEY TRY AND HIRE A BOMBMAKER AND THE FBI COVERS UP FOR THE ABUSIVE, PARENTS/GUARDIANS!
HATE is when SCHOOL OFFICIALS CONSPIRE TO HELP THE PARENT/GUARDIANS TO DESTROY YOU REPUTATION, MOLEST YOU (which I did NOT let the teacher do), ARRANGE TO HAVE A HOODLUM HARASS/TRY AND KILL YOU!
And when the parent/guardian DO ALL THAT THEY CAN TO PREVENT YOU FROM MAKING MONEY/FRAMING YOU FOR CRIMES/SPREAD DISGUSTING LIES ABOUT YOU/HAVE CORRUPTPOLICE HARASS YOU FOR OVER 43 YEARS !!!
And poooor chris rock whine how tough his life was/is. BOO HOO!
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