Jeremiah's Story

Washington, PA

#1 Apr 26, 2007
Jeremiah sells himself on the corner for money to buy orange tic tacs.
he likes to roll around in cat piss and then jump in a river.
he sells cheese so he can buy milk for his babies.
he stalks and takes pictures of Chris Noth and sells them for crack and then he sells the crack for pogs.
he has the biggest pog collection ever,--geek.
he also collects fox piss and puts it in the heaters at the school.
he only watches team america for the sex scenes.
he likes men.
he likes penis.
he calls the cutting room and asks if chris noth is there and rebecca says no and then he asks for chris noths number and rebecca is like um we cant give that out and then hes like i will give you a blow job if you give me his number and shes like um im a woman and hes like so whats your point and then rebecca gets all pissy and bitches at him and hangs up.
then jeremiah goes and rolls in cat piss because hes depressed and it makes him happy to roll around in cat piss.

Since: Apr 07

United States

#2 Apr 26, 2007
Roll in cat piss? Isnt that autumn?

Washington, PA

#3 Apr 27, 2007
no, autumn is just cat piss. You roll around in cat piss.

Windsor, Canada

#5 Jun 19, 2007
omg gross!!!!

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