Short Takes: `Charlotte's Web,' `Blac...

Short Takes: `Charlotte's Web,' `Black Christmas,'...

There are 1 comment on the Hartford Courant story from Apr 3, 2007, titled Short Takes: `Charlotte's Web,' `Black Christmas,'.... In it, Hartford Courant reports that:

Charlotte's Web (Paramount, 2006) - I had high hopes for this, given its rave reviews and a hearty recommendation from a co-worker, but was so bored I couldn't finish it. I assume that Wilbur the baby pig does not become Christmas dinner, which, when I pulled out, was the only potential complication in the idyllic lives of the barn animals and their human friend (the always charming Dakota Fanning). The animals weren't that funny, except for Templeton the rat, marvelously voiced by Steve Buscemi. The voice of Charlotte the spider, Julia Roberts, sounded more like a voice-over than something coming out of a critter. I'll give it this much: The animal effects are amazing, a flawless blending of the real thing with computer generated images. This movie could not have been made 20 years ago. DVD extras include two commentary tracks, multiple featurettes (some better than the movie), two music videos and a 'hilarious gag reel' (it's not). G. Read more

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Halifax, Canada

#1 Apr 29, 2007
1 - the camercial was a drag and there was only one :S
2- no special featers
3-they started the killing way to fast wotch ruint the movie.
4- they make the boyfriend way to creepy
5- on the cop part no cop is stupid enuf to go into a mentally insane guys cell
6- the plastic bag thing is so not kool.
7- the santa clause going down the hall with a person in the bag liek who wouldnt notice that
8- they mention agnes way to early
9- why do they make eve so creep they dont even tell us an explanation why the girls are so ew about her
10- why would billys mom have sex with her son but yet in the movie they say there sister and brother?
11- the boyfriend is such a bad actor its sad.
12- why would agneses own father aka billy rip his daughters eye out exacly?
13- if billy didnt wanna get caught by the cops why did he just sit there eating his mother?
13- why when agnes was little she had brown hair and when she is grown up she has blonde?
14- when clairs sister comes in you can tell she ahsnt accted much,
15- okay so she says she is clairs sister and then tells them she knows nothin about her and that she is her step sister?
16- why dose clairs step sister care so much about her when they dont even know each other
17- and if she was her step sister clair wouldnt have the same name as her.
18- and the part when she freaks otu at her boyfriend when he posted sex videos of him doing other girls on the internet was smiling when they where fighting ?
19- the actor for the boyfriend was really a bad choice he should've been the killer.
20- when billy killed clair in her room and they went in there and there was no blood anywhere ?
21- and the bathroom scene makes no sence beign there.
22- and the eye ball thing is so stolen from see no evil
23- when anges kills denna its so fake its not even funny,
24- and when billy keeps calling the ppl how could he have the girls screaming when he already killed them and then called?
25- and who is stupid enuf to think a phone would work when the electricity is off?
26- the police defenitly wouldnt act so stupid if they herd someone was murdered
27- and why wouldnt the ppl that live in a comunitie suposivly, just walk over there and ask for help instead of attempting to make a 4 hour drive ?
28- if it was that cold out a car would defenitly not start
29- and when the girl reaches in the back seat for the window cleaner thing how did she not notice billy was in the back.
30- and in the car scene everyone knows blood would not splatter that much.
31-and a icicle that small would not go threw a skull and kill someone
32- when the girl calls the cell phone from downstairs how would she see the light of it comign threw the attic?
33- yet agian how can you ahve girls crying on the phone when there dead?

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