Poor needy pathetic desperate Jen

Poor needy pathetic desperate Jen

There are 116 comments on the OhNoTheyDidnt story from Nov 24, 2008, titled Poor needy pathetic desperate Jen. In it, OhNoTheyDidnt reports that:

Vogue editor Anna Wintour knows how to sell magazines, which explains the "What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool" line on the cover of the December issue next to Jennifer Aniston's face.

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Durban, South Africa

#1 Nov 24, 2008
Jennifer is a lovely girl that is exploited by the 'Angelina Devil'... say no more...
Jennifer Aniston - YOU GO GIRL!!!!
blondie

Columbia, SC

#2 Nov 28, 2008
I don't know.
This could be a "one-Two" punch for Jennifer.
She might squirm through the holidays
with a bonafied hit, with "Marley and Me."

And then when "He's Not That Into You,"
Jennifer might decide to push out her little belly
and make us all think that John Mayer
was really into her, enough to reproduce!!

And then one and all of the masses
will turn out to see her
bounce around all over the wide screen,
opposite the very handsome and very happily
married Ben Affleck.

He has one child and one on the way.
How he manages to keep his mouth closed
about Jennifer Aniston, is to me,
very impressive.

I can imagine him coming home to his lovely
wife, and saying:

"Oooooh, honey. Remind me never to mention
Jennifer Aniston's name outloud, because
the curse words would be shocking,
in my discription of what working with her
is like!"

Haaaa haaaa ha.

(Just kidding, naturally.)
Jen is a true professional, in every way.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#3 Dec 3, 2008
blondie wrote:
I don't know.
This could be a "one-Two" punch for Jennifer.
She might squirm through the holidays
with a bonafied hit, with "Marley and Me."
And then when "He's Not That Into You,"
Jennifer might decide to push out her little belly
and make us all think that John Mayer
was really into her, enough to reproduce!!
And then one and all of the masses
will turn out to see her
bounce around all over the wide screen,
opposite the very handsome and very happily
married Ben Affleck.
He has one child and one on the way.
How he manages to keep his mouth closed
about Jennifer Aniston, is to me,
very impressive.
I can imagine him coming home to his lovely
wife, and saying:
"Oooooh, honey. Remind me never to mention
Jennifer Aniston's name outloud, because
the curse words would be shocking,
in my discription of what working with her
is like!"
Haaaa haaaa ha.
(Just kidding, naturally.)
Jen is a true professional, in every way.
Jennifer Aniston does curse a lot. I have that bad habit myself. I like the quote, "When mankind put down his sticks and stones, and said his first curse word, he took a giant step forward." But, I am making excuses. It is truly a bad habit. I don't like to hear other people swear. That language is surprising coming out of Jennifer's mouth. But, it's cute coming out of mine - ha.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#4 Dec 3, 2008
blondie wrote:
I don't know.
This could be a "one-Two" punch for Jennifer.
She might squirm through the holidays
with a bonafied hit, with "Marley and Me."
And then when "He's Not That Into You,"
Jennifer might decide to push out her little belly
and make us all think that John Mayer
was really into her, enough to reproduce!!
And then one and all of the masses
will turn out to see her
bounce around all over the wide screen,
opposite the very handsome and very happily
married Ben Affleck.
He has one child and one on the way.
How he manages to keep his mouth closed
about Jennifer Aniston, is to me,
very impressive.
I can imagine him coming home to his lovely
wife, and saying:
"Oooooh, honey. Remind me never to mention
Jennifer Aniston's name outloud, because
the curse words would be shocking,
in my discription of what working with her
is like!"
Haaaa haaaa ha.
(Just kidding, naturally.)
Jen is a true professional, in every way.
Eat your heart out - Marley and Me is going to be a smash hit.
blondie

Columbia, SC

#5 Dec 3, 2008
aquarius wrote:
<quoted text>
Eat your heart out - Marley and Me is going to be a smash hit.
Hey, make that a tripple hit!

I think that Jen did a fantastic job
on
"30 Rock," too.

I laughed my head off
at Jen's wonderful job of acting,
and her comedic timing was perfection.

I talk a lot of bunk
about Jen, for laughs,
but if you saw her on "30 Rock,"
you can see that her abilities
to act, in right there for you to enjoy
every moment of it.

Nice job!!!

If given the chance to steal the show.....

would she take it???

I wonder what I mean by that.

Since: Jun 07

New York, NY - Lives in Taipei

#6 Dec 4, 2008
aquarius wrote:
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Eat your heart out - Marley and Me is going to be a smash hit.
She'll need a hit after the disappointment of "Management".

Since: Jun 07

New York, NY - Lives in Taipei

#7 Dec 4, 2008
Let's hope that "Marley and Me" does well. So far they are not marketing the movie as it is intended. It looks like they are marketing it as a slap stick comedy just to draw an audience but from my understanding it's actually more serious.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#8 Dec 4, 2008
Denni wrote:
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She'll need a hit after the disappointment of "Management".
Have you seen Management??
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#9 Dec 4, 2008
blondie wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, make that a tripple hit!
I think that Jen did a fantastic job
on
"30 Rock," too.
I laughed my head off
at Jen's wonderful job of acting,
and her comedic timing was perfection.
I talk a lot of bunk
about Jen, for laughs,
but if you saw her on "30 Rock,"
you can see that her abilities
to act, in right there for you to enjoy
every moment of it.
Nice job!!!
If given the chance to steal the show.....
would she take it???
I wonder what I mean by that.
Alec Baldwin ain't bad either!! I've always thought he was attractive and talented. His ex-wife, Kim Bassinger, is a fine actress as well. But, like Sarah Palin, my favorite Baldwin is Stephen (because of his politics). They are all creative and a bit kookie.

Jennifer appears to be more relaxed in front of the camera and is letting the "real" Jennifer out a bit more. That's how it appeared in the previews of Marley and Me.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#10 Dec 4, 2008
Denni wrote:
Let's hope that "Marley and Me" does well. So far they are not marketing the movie as it is intended. It looks like they are marketing it as a slap stick comedy just to draw an audience but from my understanding it's actually more serious.
Time will tell if the movie will be a success, but Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are such well-loved actors. They would make a cute couple (in the real world), wouldn't they? Looks like a good script.
blondie

Columbia, SC

#11 Dec 4, 2008
aquarius wrote:
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Time will tell if the movie will be a success, but Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are such well-loved actors. They would make a cute couple (in the real world), wouldn't they? Looks like a good script.
Brad once said that the tabloids seemed to pick on Jennifer, because she is an easy target,
and I have to agree.

The material is endless.
She is a natural comedian, all the way.

And speaking of Alec Baldwin!!! If you have
not had a chance to catch him in the movie
called, "The Marrying Man," then you have
certainly missed a real treat.

And "Prelude to A Kiss!" He was magical.

And what is the name of that movie, where he
says....."I AM GOD!!!" With Nicole Kidman in
it. Oh, he was such a villian.

So very, very handsome.
But in my opinion, his wife....just like Farrah
Fawcett seemed to expect that their man stay as
perfectly handsome, as the day that they met,
or else there would be consequences!!!(IMO)

How Brad manages to stay so trim and well fit,
is a mystery.

Men usually get that tire around the belly,
with age...but not for Brad.

I hope that Alec's heal stays o.k.

His daughter will be getting to that age,
where she will be able to get into her own
car and go see him whenever she wants to.

Eighteen is that age of independence,
but 21 is better.

My guess is that the two of them, will have a wonderful
time together.
blondie

Columbia, SC

#12 Dec 4, 2008
Above: correction!!!

I sure hope that Alec Baldwin's health
stays alright.

I really admire his wonderful talent,
and he seems like a very fine person,
with a lot of character.

I would love to see Alec get a plum movie
role, with him in the lead.

I'd like someone to write something with him
in mind.
JMHO

Paducah, KY

#13 Dec 4, 2008
I never liked Jen. She just doesn't seem to have much of a personality.
JMHO

Paducah, KY

#14 Dec 4, 2008
Oh but I did enjoy Friends and her character was okay.

Since: Jun 07

New York, NY - Lives in Taipei

#15 Dec 4, 2008
aquarius wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you seen Management??
No...and that's the problem. It's no where to be seen.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#16 Dec 4, 2008
blondie wrote:
<quoted text>
Brad once said that the tabloids seemed to pick on Jennifer, because she is an easy target,
and I have to agree.
The material is endless.
She is a natural comedian, all the way.
And speaking of Alec Baldwin!!! If you have
not had a chance to catch him in the movie
called, "The Marrying Man," then you have
certainly missed a real treat.
And "Prelude to A Kiss!" He was magical.
And what is the name of that movie, where he
says....."I AM GOD!!!" With Nicole Kidman in
it. Oh, he was such a villian.
So very, very handsome.
But in my opinion, his wife....just like Farrah
Fawcett seemed to expect that their man stay as
perfectly handsome, as the day that they met,
or else there would be consequences!!!(IMO)
How Brad manages to stay so trim and well fit,
is a mystery.
Men usually get that tire around the belly,
with age...but not for Brad.
I hope that Alec's heal stays o.k.
His daughter will be getting to that age,
where she will be able to get into her own
car and go see him whenever she wants to.
Eighteen is that age of independence,
but 21 is better.
My guess is that the two of them, will have a wonderful
time together.
Thanks for the hints on the Alec Baldwin movies. I miss so many good movies. As far as the relationship between Alec and Kim now that they are divorced, it is like their marriage - volatile. I always got the feeling they really cared for each other though. I don't know the real story, obviously, but I never got the feeling she was unhappy with his looks. What gives you that impression, Blondie? Their daughter is lovely - looks older than her age.

Yes, Brad Pitt is in good shape. Looking good in Benjamin Button. I plan on seeing that movie.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#17 Dec 4, 2008
blondie wrote:
Above: correction!!!
I sure hope that Alec Baldwin's health
stays alright.
I really admire his wonderful talent,
and he seems like a very fine person,
with a lot of character.
I would love to see Alec get a plum movie
role, with him in the lead.
I'd like someone to write something with him
in mind.
Alec Baldwin has an edge to him that makes him very interesting indeed.

Since: Jun 07

New York, NY - Lives in Taipei

#18 Dec 4, 2008
aquarius wrote:
<quoted text>
Time will tell if the movie will be a success, but Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston are such well-loved actors. They would make a cute couple (in the real world), wouldn't they? Looks like a good script.
The director said she did a great job in it and had some very touching scenes. I do like her comedy and her pairing with Owen is great...but when I saw the trailer, it looks like a slapstick comedy.

The problem is that if it's marketed as a comedy, people will expect a comedy and not a comedy/drama and the audience could be disappointed. That's just a guess.

It can work either way I guess. It's hard to predict.
aquarius

Glens Falls, NY

#19 Dec 4, 2008
Denni wrote:
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No...and that's the problem. It's no where to be seen.
Management was recently purchased for production, but I can't remember by which company.

Since: Jun 07

New York, NY - Lives in Taipei

#20 Dec 5, 2008
Do you mean distribution?

According to imdb, it's opening soon in Croatia

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