Jennifer Aniston: Patron saint of spurned women
#1 Apr 22, 2008
Her face has morphed again.
Is she an atheist like Jolie? Look it up, Nic or Freia or whomever you are today. Take off your tin foil hat and get a clue.
The marriage delayed probably due to her atheist leanings.
Brad may not be a practicing Baptist, but he isn't atheist...yet.
He probably will be after Jolie marries Maddox. They are already sleeping together. That's why Billy Bob left.
#2 Apr 22, 2008
FLYING SOLO: Jennifer Aniston is never short of a date but she doesn't need a man
Sunday April 20,2008
By Lesley-Ann Jones
IT TOOK seven years for Jennifer Aniston to find out that Brad Pitt was never going to make a happy woman of her – five as his wife, which is a lifetime in Hollywood terms to invest in a marriage that’s going nowhere.
She must have been nuts to settle for Gwyneth Paltrow’s former fiancé in the first place, forsaking all others, keeping only unto the Sexiest Man Alive; hoping for a baby or two, a couple of cats, his ’n’ hers TVs and a few plants out the back.
Either nuts, or head-over-heels in love. They would live happily ever after, wouldn’t they? Yeah, right! Was a guy like Pitt ever going to settle for one Curly-Wurly when he could have the whole sweetshop? Not on your Nellie. Not on hers.
Poor Jen. She clung to that dream of enduring wedded bliss with the tenacity of a limpet, her marriage conducted in the glare of public fascination. Savvy and streetwise beyond her image, she could have cut her losses years earlier, bailed out, taken up with a man less in love with himself who was more likely to stay the course. Blinded by love, poor love.
LOST LOVE: Brad Pitt and Jennifer were once the golden couple of Hollywood
Thus rendered myopic by the “intoxicating” Brad, she soldiered on. He had been her ideal for so long, she must have wondered how there could possibly be life beyond him. Now she knows.
When a babe like Jennifer Aniston – gorgeous, A-list, one of the richest women in America with a £55million fortune – fails to hang on to her man, what hope for the rest of us? Not a lot, at first glance. But things are hardly ever as they seem.
The entertainment industry vigorously embraced her as its latest victim, the classic Woman Scorned, another poor has-been soon-to-be-40 desperate housewife – but got it wrong. While the gossips quacked about her being thrown over for a younger and prettier model – Pitt’s twice-married Mr & Mrs Smith co-star Angelina Jolie, now 32, is not exactly the back of a bus, though even she must glance anxiously over her tattooed shoulder at what 44-year-old Brad’s got his eye on next – Jennifer quietly got on with carving a new role for herself. And it is one that has taken even Hollywood by surprise.
She has moved on with gob-smacking dignity and single-handedly redefined the Hollywood divorce.
Forget star quality – even though she oozes it. In May 2006, my own marriage newly down the pan, I sat across from her one evening in a laid-back Beverly Hills restaurant. Seven months had elapsed since her divorce from Brad had been finalised, and Lara Croft star Angelina had just given birth to Brad’s daughter Shiloh in Namibia.
(and this articles goes on and on, like this.
It is flawed and it is very one sided. It is
painful to read it. The writer must have had
to pause many times during its production to
actually laugh at loud at its utter craziness.)
#3 Apr 22, 2008
Towards the end of Jennifer Aniston's marriage,
I wonder just HOW MANY times Jen must have bellowed
at the top of her voice to Brad:
I don't NEED Yooooou!
I don't neeed ANY MAN!!!!
YOu want a baby???? Get your ass out there
and have one, if you want one so bad.
Have two. No, have three. Have as many as you want.
I don't have to do anything that I do not want.
You can't make me. No one can make me do anything.
There is the door. Get out. Go, if you are not
satisfied. I will hold the door open for you.
I just dare you to go.
(Haaaa haaaa haaa.)
Woe on the day that Angelina and Brad
decide to start having their revenge movies
about "Life With Rachael!!!"
Since: Feb 07
#4 Apr 22, 2008
things kinda slow in SC today??
#5 Apr 22, 2008
Since: Feb 07
#6 Apr 22, 2008
Where've I heard that before???
#7 Apr 22, 2008
#8 Apr 23, 2008
"Towards the end of Jennifer Aniston's marriage,..." Brad Pitt had been involved with Angelina Jolie for a year or more. Jennifer may not have cared about having a baby, or she may not have cared about having a baby with a cheat. Woe on the day that Jennifer decides to start having her revenge movies about "Life With Brangelina."
#9 Apr 23, 2008
Blondie, go watch "We Were in Love" You Tube.
Jennifer says maybe she was too much in love with Brad.
The Barbara Streisand crew can go listen to
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"...
If you want a little country, Patty Loveless and George Jones - "You Don't Seem to Miss Me"
I'm sure there's a ton of Vince Gill songs that would cover this. Maybe the one he wrote after watching Oceans 11...."She Never Makes Me Cry."
Oh, no. Blondie has me thinking up songs.
Time to make the coffee.
#10 Apr 23, 2008
To all, Aniston has moved on it's so telling the media have hyped eveything out of all proportion. Pitt has moved on and Aniston has moved on. So when Pitt and his mistress split it's not if but when the brangaloonies will have no reason to put Jen in the mix.
#11 Apr 23, 2008
I do not troll the internet for dates,
sweet impressionable maysons either.
We are just here to read and type and
have a few laughs.
I took the time to write something just now,
and you vomit your unrelated remark.
Tell me, sweet talker,
towards the end of your own divorce,
what statement, made by your wife, before
the grand split, hurt you the most?
1. I can't wait to get rid of you?
2. I don't want to ever see your face?
3. Well, you'll never find an ass like mine
to have and to hold?
#12 Apr 23, 2008
Well, there was a brief discussion for a minute.
It was nice to see.
Believe me, I look forward to the day when
little miss Jennifer Aniston steps into the
sunlight, squares her shoulders in triumph,
and declares that she has indeed fallen madly
in love with a strapping young man, and that
she is willing to toss caution to the wind,
and give her trust and her heart to this man.
Love is not for cowards.
It is for the brave and the strong.
It is for the adventurous.
It is for those who wish to give love.
I wonder what Jen does with her little brain,
during those really quiet hours, say around
3:00 or 4:00 A.M., when there is only silence.
Does she think about Orlando, Vince, or Paul?
(Brad. Brad. Brad. Where are you? Are you sleeping? or are you making love? Are you holding you baby across your lap? Are you
thinking about the good old days, before the
bad times started? Did you see me in my bikini
shots? Did you like my bikini shots. Does anyone
ever ask you about me? Brad. Brad. Brad.)
Vince. Vince, Vince. Vince. Come back to me, so
people will think that we never ever broke up,
and that I really can keep a man.
#13 Apr 23, 2008
To all, Aniston has moved on it's so telling the media have hyped eveything out of all proportion.
Well thank you aka Huvane...You know so much...You know nothing about Jen..that is a fact..And Jen does not know that you are alive..
#14 Apr 23, 2008
I will bet that being in New York, right now
is so exciting. The coats are finally off,
and the young people are falling outdoors with
their finest on.
Start from the ground and work your way up...
what are they wearing. What is in style....just
The most popular shoe wear....(Jennifer and those
gosh darn flip flops) Why can't she be "New Yorkish and wear mink flip flops, or diamond encrusted ones???)
And those jeans!!! I will bet that slack sets are
just to cute to mention.
Tell me about the skirts and the dresses, during
the day, during the work week.
Is this a hick thing to do? Asking about what is fashionable in New York?
Is that even possible?
Has Orlando even bought himself a large
Hollywood home, yet?
And that car?
#15 Apr 23, 2008
When I was a teen,
my parents were too afraid to buy
ShapeImIn does not know that "hot" clothes
are clothes that are stollen ones.
The theif is forced to sell these clothes
at a very large loss, in order to get rid
of them, before they get caught, and so
they are called "hot."
I won't mention that most of the stuff was
way to big for my small frame.
The word got out that out family was
a waste of time....and my wardrobe was
a real drag.
#16 Apr 23, 2008
Oh B..It is hard to find you on here...Chicken feet And Denni always talking shit and tying up all the dams threads..Be good ..if you can..or rather be as bad as you can be..heee
#17 Apr 23, 2008
Orlando Bloom is a young man who probably wants kids.
Jen is a 'Spring-Fling' for him.
Watch. As quick as it started...it'll quickly come to an end.
She needs somebody like Bruce Willis.
#18 Apr 24, 2008
#19 Apr 25, 2008
Jennifer is compatible with the following Hollywood men: 1)Luke Wilson; 2)Jude Law; 3)Owen Wilson; 4)Vince Vaughn and probably more that I haven't checked. She was never on the same page as Brad Pitt, cute as he is.
#20 Apr 25, 2008
Don't tell anyone that I said it,
but when Bruce actually did some episodes of
"Friends," I always wondered if Bruce
was able to use that beautiful smile of his,
and charm Jennifer out of her....silk pinks.
Who can resist that charming rascal.
And oh, if he did,
I can bet that he did it WELL and proper.
You don't really THINK that Bruce, himself
might have caused "the big divide?"
OOOOOOh, so juicey.
Imagine the locker room jokes.
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