Cruise Plans Playdates with Pitt/Jolie Offspring

Expectant father TOM CRUISE's baby hasn't even been born yet and he's already planning playdates with the future child of BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE. Full Story
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Chick Flick

United States

#68 Aug 6, 2008
Vince wrote:
A play date with aliens...I have a hunch that that's where Nic went on vacation...a play date with aliens in some unamed place in the Caribbean...Bermuda Triangle more like it...LOL
LOL LOL LOL!
Chick Flick

United States

#69 Aug 6, 2008
blondie wrote:
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Good grief!!!
Your wrote this
way back in July ist, and it took
all the way, until August
for someone to tell you off,
good and proper.
Nic told your tired old ass off
to the extent that it needed.
Haaaa haaa ha.
What a joke! Sybil (Nic) can't tell her own azz from a whole in the ground, much less tell anyone off.
Chick Flick

United States

#70 Aug 6, 2008
wouldnt you like to know wrote:
Ugh, if i had kids i wouldn't let Tom Cruise within a hundred feet of them. Ever since he started jumping on couches and rambling on about Scientology and making no sense at all he freaks me out.
I hear ya, wyltk. That guy is a squirrel, if ever there was one. Nut bread is what he is.
Vince

Deltona, FL

#74 Aug 7, 2008
Nic wrote:
more off the wall babbling...LOL Can't make heads or tails of the alien speak...LOL
Haaaaaaa..Oh really you read it..you understood..sure as hell didn't stop you form posting a response...Vincey you crack me up...
LOL!!
Talking about heads where are yours?
Hummmm..They are running loos eon here talking shit i see!..
You my friend and your whores are so out of you league..no match for me...Keep on taking those slaps..i love it you guys are so easy!
Right Nic we are out your league and that's as martha would say....a good thing...LOL You are The Headmaster of The Dark Side.
I didn't repsond your your alien babble just commented on it...You when you can be understood are strangely amusing and yet sick.

I'll let you go to be beamed up. Is it to Planet Foul Mouth or Planet Ugly...it could be both with all your persoanlity and I'm more then sure you have one to fit each planet and then some...LOL
Chick Flick

United States

#75 Aug 7, 2008
I've heard that Trampie will be meeting with the Pope, to (among other things) receive a blessing for the newborns. Since her, uh, state of cohabiting with Armpitt flies in the face of morality (are you listening, Sybil?? LOL LOL), this is certainly a flop of the mop for her. But ya know, it would be the perfect opportunity for her and Armpitt to say "I Do, for now."
Metro Girl

Spring, TX

#77 Jan 25, 2009
Chick Flick wrote:
I've heard that Trampie will be meeting with the Pope, to (among other things) receive a blessing for the newborns. Since her, uh, state of cohabiting with Armpitt flies in the face of morality (are you listening, Sybil?? LOL LOL), this is certainly a flop of the mop for her. But ya know, it would be the perfect opportunity for her and Armpitt to say "I Do, for now."
Jolie is supposedly Buddhist.
Brad was raised Baptist.

That might present a problem being married "Catholic"...
and yes, I know you are just kidding.

You know, just like the Duggars, they are saving their first kiss for when
they say I do. How long do you thing she waited to kiss him, consume him like an out of control raging fire?

Brad, I think Mickey wants a turn at bat. Since Carre Otis is off the market, married to someone else with a daughter, maybe he will settle for a fling with Jolie.
Shapely_

Spring, TX

#78 Nov 23, 2009
you know who wrote:
Be careful talking about him.
Brad is a sweetheart, but, Tom will come after you.
Uh, btw, Mr. Cruise....you my man. heh heh heh
Sick and honey, you've been here a lot longer than me.
you know who

Stamford, CT

#79 Nov 23, 2009
Shapely_ wrote:
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Sick and honey, you've been here a lot longer than me.
Yeah...so what and who cares...but U?
Vince

De Leon Springs, FL

#80 Nov 23, 2009
you know who wrote:
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Yeah...so what and who cares...but U?
Again U don't represent the opinions of EVERYONE just many of the empty heads that post here.
Nic

Mastic, NY

#81 Nov 23, 2009
Shapely_ wrote:
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Sick and honey, you've been here a lot longer than me.
I disagree Jen one only fan!!
You have been here longer than all of us..
haaaaa
Vince

De Leon Springs, FL

#82 Nov 24, 2009
Is Nic really "here" I just assume Nic is not "all there".....LMAO
Nic

Mastic, NY

#83 Nov 24, 2009
Vince wrote:
Is Nic really "here" I just assume Nic is not "all there".....LMAO
You shouldn't assume..
I know you have been here longer than all of us.
Where in that sentence i assume?
Listen Vincy ala Cf ..You winy sack of pig SH*T..No one cares about your troll jen..Only you..Jen only one fan..lol
You should seek out your idol maybe she can recommend a good shrink..Well maybe not..The ones she has had haven't helped have they?
Oppssssssssss
Nic

Mastic, NY

#84 Nov 24, 2009
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/11/kid...

Wow..JUst beautiful!!
Something Old bat face jeny isn't..
Nicole is pure class!!
Vince

De Leon Springs, FL

#85 Nov 25, 2009
Nic wrote:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/j j1//2009/11/kidman-amas/nicole -kidman-2009-amas-05.jpg
Wow..JUst beautiful!!
Something Old bat face jeny isn't..
Nicole is pure class!!
Always off topic huh Nic....LOL
Tex_

Spring, TX

#86 Jan 12, 2010
Vince wrote:
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Always off topic huh Nic....LOL
It's blonde, either natural or bleach. Either way YKWIM.
Come Undone

Spring, TX

#87 Aug 21, 2011
Nic wrote:
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/j j1//2009/11/kidman-amas/nicole -kidman-2009-amas-05.jpg
Wow..JUst beautiful!!
Something Old bat face jeny isn't..
Nicole is pure class!!
Yuck.
What does that have to do with anything.
She does seem to be a better match with Keith Urban than old Tom-Tom
but still couldn't have kids without a surrogate.

Has anyone seen Horrible Bosses? Rated R.
Not one for the kiddies.
Spring Water

Spring, TX

#88 Jun 29, 2012
Chick Flick wrote:
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I hear ya, wyltk. That guy is a squirrel, if ever there was one. Nut bread is what he is.
Katie filed for divorce and is kicking him to the curb as we speak.
Enough is enough.

Will Kelly be next, kicking Vinny Barbarino out of her house?

Awkward kisses and disappearances are tell-tale signs.

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