Sister Pats piano

[Linda - Toronto]

Pat East Yorks wrote:

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Gawd NO! tried it once but my lips stuck together.

Oh dear! How did you use the lu then?

[JONSPEACHES]

Are you Sisters still humming?? Oh My!!

[annab3lla]

Linda - Toronto wrote:

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Oh dear! How did you use the lu then?

She hasn't.
Ever seen a severe case of water retention?
Not a pretty sight.

[Sterling]

I've had to use the lu several times just from reading this thread!! OMG...I've laughed so hard, I've got tears rolling down my face!!

Thank you so much!!!

[BonJayne]

"Thum werh ova the Wainbow
way up high
thehs a deem thaf I herd oth
onth in a wullaby."

Gettin' good with a bitted thung.

[annab3lla]

Pat has become an expert at talking with her mouth full since starting her new job as a personal hair remover to the rich and famous.

[BonJayne]

annab3lla wrote:

Pat has become an expert at talking with her mouth full since starting her new job as a personal hair remover to the rich and famous.

I heard that she gave up the job as a professional lollipop licker due to the hair stuck to her tongue. Hair kept getting on the lollipops and no one likes a hairy lollipop. No matter what is in the center.(About like hairy bars of soap)

[annab3lla]

BonJayne wrote:

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I heard that she gave up the job as a professional lollipop licker due to the hair stuck to her tongue. Hair kept getting on the lollipops and no one likes a hairy lollipop. No matter what is in the center.(About like hairy bars of soap)

Goes to show that you should just stick to one job at a time.
Hair remover and lollipop licker are just not compatible.

Pats tongue is one of her greatest assets but even she has a limit to what she can achieve.

[Viva]

I'm waiting for Sister Pat's piano concierto, hair & all.

[annab3lla]

Viva wrote:

I'm waiting for Sister Pat's piano concierto, hair & all.

Well I believe the piano is being delivered tomorrow so you still have time to buy some ear plugs.

I just had a text message from pat saying she doesn't think she will be able to get on the computer tongight as the rest of her tribe want to use it as well. I have promised her that her name would not be taken in vain whilst she is away. LOL What a liar I am.

[JONSPEACHES]

annab3lla wrote:

<quoted text>Well I believe the piano is being delivered tomorrow so you still have time to buy some ear plugs.
I just had a text message from pat saying she doesn't think she will be able to get on the computer tongight as the rest of her tribe want to use it as well. I have promised her that her name would not be taken in vain whilst she is away. LOL What a liar I am.

LMAO... ok, jovispritzzzzz... all over

[Linda - Toronto]

Sterling wrote:

I've had to use the lu several times just from reading this thread!! OMG...I've laughed so hard, I've got tears rolling down my face!!
Thank you so much!!!

It's the good sisters across the pond that are to blame. They had me in stitches too!

[Viva]

annab3lla wrote:

<quoted text>Well I believe the piano is being delivered tomorrow so you still have time to buy some ear plugs.
I just had a text message from pat saying she doesn't think she will be able to get on the computer tongight as the rest of her tribe want to use it as well. I have promised her that her name would not be taken in vain whilst she is away. LOL What a liar I am.

Where can I buy ear plugs?

[BonJayne]

JONSPEACHES wrote:

Are you Sisters still humming?? Oh My!!

I think the note they are humming is C double sharp. It keeps getting higher and higher as it goes on. Watch out for that B flat!!!! It's a doozie.

[annab3lla]

Viva wrote:

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Where can I buy ear plugs?

Errrrm, The ear plug shop?

Best hurry. Not much time left.Pats fingers are twitching crazily in readiness for the great concerto she is planning to play.

[Viva]

annab3lla wrote:

<quoted text>Errrrm, The ear plug shop?
Best hurry. Not much time left.Pats fingers are twitching crazily in readiness for the great concerto she is planning to play.

Alrighty, I'm on my way to go buy ear plugs. Bless Sister Pat, maybe she can lip-sync.

[BonJayne]

Or play with her lips?

[annab3lla]

BonJayne wrote:

Or play with her lips?

She often does. Its why she so often has to do penance.

[annab3lla]

Well the piano has arrived and we all tremble.
If you listen carefully you may be able to hear it.

[BonJayne]

annab3lla wrote:

Well the piano has arrived and we all tremble.
If you listen carefully you may be able to hear it.

I CAN HEAR TINKLING in the background!!!!! OH WAit I am sitting next to the bathroom. HA HA ha hehehehe ......ahem.(slow burn,sheepish grin)