Why would anyone waste their time watching a bunch of self-congratulatory millionaires give awards to each other ???

Why not just organize a show where the 20 ricchest people in the country come out on stage, bow to the audieance, and then hand a statue to the next millionare who comes on stage, and he does the same in turn ? Makes just as much sense and be a much shorter show.

That would leave a lot more time for shows that are REALLY important like the "All Lesbian Roller Derby" from beautiful downtown Newark !

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