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Varuola, I'm on to you regarding this week's column.

The scenario: Ninety minutes until deadline for you to get your column emailed to the Sun-News.

You sitting there with a terrible case of writer's block, agonizing as the words won't come, and then, an inspiration:

"I'll just cut and paste various snippets of columns from the past three years, and they'll never know the difference!"

Gotcha!!!!

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