Paranoid Rant:beyonces flat ass

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Erutan

United States

#1 Jan 24, 2006
WHY THE bFeUeCpK DOES EVERYONE THINK BEYONCE HAS A BIG ASS!?!? SHE HAS NO NO NO ASS SHE IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE THAT GOT STEAMROLLED FELL OFF OF A CLIFF AND SLEPT ON BY AN 800 POUND BEAR. GRANTED SHE HAS NICE LEGS AND SOME VERY SEXY THIGHS BUT SHE HAS NO BOOTY AT ALL!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO HAS BOOTY MELYSSA FORD, SERINA WILLIAMS, TAWNY DHAL, LISA RAYE ETC. NOT BEYONCE!! WHY IS IT THAT ALL OF A SUDDON WHEN FLAT ASS BEYONCE AND FLAT ASS J=LO SHOW UP BIG BUTTS ARE SO POPULAR? I'LL TELL U WHY. ITS BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO SAW THESE TWO GIRLS WHO NATURALLY HAD A little MOER ASS THAN THEM THE FIGURED SINCE THEY WERE SO POPULAR AND THEY HAD WHAT THEY CONCIDERED BIG BUTTS THEY SUDDENLY WANTED THEM. LISTEN PEOPLE BIG BOOTIES WERE POPULAR WAY BEFORE WHITE HOLLYWOOD GOT AHOLD OF BEYONCE AND J-LO! GET OVER BEYONCE, SHE AINT ALL THAT. IT DOSENT MAKE ANY SENCE THAT PEOPLE LOVE BEYONCE AND J-LO FOR SHAKING THEIR WHAT THEY CONSIDER BIG BOOTIES THEN TURN AROUND AND CRITICIZE VIDEO GIRLS WITH REAL BIG BUTTS. OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BIG LIPS, OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE ANGELNA JOLEE ( or however you spell it) BLACK WOMEN HAVE HAD BIG SEXY LIPS FOREVER, BUT ITS WAS ONLY ACCEPTED BY THE WORLD WHEN SOME CRAZY WHITE WOMAN SHOWED UP AND DID SOME STUPID MOVIE BASED ON A BAD HORNEY CHINDS VIDEO GAME THAT HE JACKS OFF TO AT NIGHT," LETS JUST IGNORE THE SEXY BIG LIP OF JILL MARIE JONES AND ONLY CONCIDER THIN LIPS SEXY UNTIL A WHITE WOMAN GETS LUCKY AND IS BLESSED WITH BIG LIPS THEN WE'LL DO THE SAME THING WE DID WITH BIG BUTTS, WE'LL GET FAKE HARD IMPLANTS". NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I'M NOR RACIST, I HATE EVERYBODY THE SAME, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE ONLY TIME THE MAJORITY SAYS THAT SOMTHING IS IS A GOOD IS WHIN FIRST WHITE PEOPLE SAY ITS A GOOD THING. THIS HAS BEEN ERUTAN WITH ANOTHER PARANOID RANT.
Menow

Grimsby, Canada

#2 Jan 27, 2006
You are an idiot.
Cashes

Montville, OH

#3 Jan 31, 2006
i agree with you whole heartly cuzz

you wanna see some real ass?

http://buffiethebody.com
shayla

George Hill, Anguilla

#4 Feb 5, 2006
i feel ya! truth is finally up in here .much respect erutan.
iris

Indianapolis, IN

#5 Feb 8, 2006
truth. beyonce aint all that
b-luv

AOL

#6 Feb 9, 2006
i agree beyonce got no ass..all she got is legs..Ive seen girls with bigger asses walking around the streets of philly..beyonce aint all that...
ricardo

UK

#7 Feb 9, 2006
i dont agree with yall beyonce is fine, yall are just hating. She is doing her thing just leave her alone girls got ass, legs and the face and the talent.
emmanuel from africa

Satellite Provider

#8 Feb 11, 2006
Erutan or whatever you call yourself you are the biggest idiot on the face of this earth? How stupid can a person like you be. Did you hit your head on the floor or something when you were young. With people like you in this world it wouldn't surprise me if you said Michael Jackson is the sexiest man alive. FOOL!
redd

Oklahoma City, OK

#9 Feb 11, 2006
Puh-Leeze let me speak for tha thick chicks wit tha curves okay. B is always gon' be a member of our group dont hate just cause some of ya'll caint wear no APPLEBOTTOMS without them sagging on you Boo.
dizz

Las Vegas, NV

#10 Feb 12, 2006
Erutan wrote:
WHY THE bFeUeCpK DOES EVERYONE THINK BEYONCE HAS A BIG ASS!?!? SHE HAS NO NO NO ASS SHE IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE THAT GOT STEAMROLLED FELL OFF OF A CLIFF AND SLEPT ON BY AN 800 POUND BEAR. GRANTED SHE HAS NICE LEGS AND SOME VERY SEXY THIGHS BUT SHE HAS NO BOOTY AT ALL!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO HAS BOOTY MELYSSA FORD, SERINA WILLIAMS, TAWNY DHAL, LISA RAYE ETC. NOT BEYONCE!! WHY IS IT THAT ALL OF A SUDDON WHEN FLAT ASS BEYONCE AND FLAT ASS J=LO SHOW UP BIG BUTTS ARE SO POPULAR? I'LL TELL U WHY. ITS BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO SAW THESE TWO GIRLS WHO NATURALLY HAD A little MOER ASS THAN THEM THE FIGURED SINCE THEY WERE SO POPULAR AND THEY HAD WHAT THEY CONCIDERED BIG BUTTS THEY SUDDENLY WANTED THEM. LISTEN PEOPLE BIG BOOTIES WERE POPULAR WAY BEFORE WHITE HOLLYWOOD GOT AHOLD OF BEYONCE AND J-LO! GET OVER BEYONCE, SHE AINT ALL THAT. IT DOSENT MAKE ANY SENCE THAT PEOPLE LOVE BEYONCE AND J-LO FOR SHAKING THEIR WHAT THEY CONSIDER BIG BOOTIES THEN TURN AROUND AND CRITICIZE VIDEO GIRLS WITH REAL BIG BUTTS. OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BIG LIPS, OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE ANGELNA JOLEE ( or however you spell it) BLACK WOMEN HAVE HAD BIG SEXY LIPS FOREVER, BUT ITS WAS ONLY ACCEPTED BY THE WORLD WHEN SOME CRAZY WHITE WOMAN SHOWED UP AND DID SOME STUPID MOVIE BASED ON A BAD HORNEY CHINDS VIDEO GAME THAT HE JACKS OFF TO AT NIGHT," LETS JUST IGNORE THE SEXY BIG LIP OF JILL MARIE JONES AND ONLY CONCIDER THIN LIPS SEXY UNTIL A WHITE WOMAN GETS LUCKY AND IS BLESSED WITH BIG LIPS THEN WE'LL DO THE SAME THING WE DID WITH BIG BUTTS, WE'LL GET FAKE HARD IMPLANTS". NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I'M NOR RACIST, I HATE EVERYBODY THE SAME, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE ONLY TIME THE MAJORITY SAYS THAT SOMTHING IS IS A GOOD IS WHIN FIRST WHITE PEOPLE SAY ITS A GOOD THING. THIS HAS BEEN ERUTAN WITH ANOTHER PARANOID RANT.
ARE U KIDDING? I'M A WHITE GIRL AND I GOT AN ASS. BUBBLE ASS, CAN'T MISS IT...AND YOUR RIGHT, SHE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF ONE, BUT SHE IS STILL B-E-A-UTIFUL.....
NOW JLO, VERY NICE ONE....
anna21

London, UK

#11 Feb 14, 2006
N u kno dis man wot an absolute retard!! He aint gotz a clue
From Larry To Erutan

San Antonio, TX

#12 Feb 18, 2006
Erutan wrote:
WHY THE bFeUeCpK DOES EVERYONE THINK BEYONCE HAS A BIG ASS!?!? SHE HAS NO NO NO ASS SHE IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE THAT GOT STEAMROLLED FELL OFF OF A CLIFF AND SLEPT ON BY AN 800 POUND BEAR. GRANTED SHE HAS NICE LEGS AND SOME VERY SEXY THIGHS BUT SHE HAS NO BOOTY AT ALL!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO HAS BOOTY MELYSSA FORD, SERINA WILLIAMS, TAWNY DHAL, LISA RAYE ETC. NOT BEYONCE!! WHY IS IT THAT ALL OF A SUDDON WHEN FLAT ASS BEYONCE AND FLAT ASS J=LO SHOW UP BIG BUTTS ARE SO POPULAR? I'LL TELL U WHY. ITS BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO SAW THESE TWO GIRLS WHO NATURALLY HAD A little MOER ASS THAN THEM THE FIGURED SINCE THEY WERE SO POPULAR AND THEY HAD WHAT THEY CONCIDERED BIG BUTTS THEY SUDDENLY WANTED THEM. LISTEN PEOPLE BIG BOOTIES WERE POPULAR WAY BEFORE WHITE HOLLYWOOD GOT AHOLD OF BEYONCE AND J-LO! GET OVER BEYONCE, SHE AINT ALL THAT. IT DOSENT MAKE ANY SENCE THAT PEOPLE LOVE BEYONCE AND J-LO FOR SHAKING THEIR WHAT THEY CONSIDER BIG BOOTIES THEN TURN AROUND AND CRITICIZE VIDEO GIRLS WITH REAL BIG BUTTS. OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BIG LIPS, OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE ANGELNA JOLEE ( or however you spell it) BLACK WOMEN HAVE HAD BIG SEXY LIPS FOREVER, BUT ITS WAS ONLY ACCEPTED BY THE WORLD WHEN SOME CRAZY WHITE WOMAN SHOWED UP AND DID SOME STUPID MOVIE BASED ON A BAD HORNEY CHINDS VIDEO GAME THAT HE JACKS OFF TO AT NIGHT," LETS JUST IGNORE THE SEXY BIG LIP OF JILL MARIE JONES AND ONLY CONCIDER THIN LIPS SEXY UNTIL A WHITE WOMAN GETS LUCKY AND IS BLESSED WITH BIG LIPS THEN WE'LL DO THE SAME THING WE DID WITH BIG BUTTS, WE'LL GET FAKE HARD IMPLANTS". NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I'M NOR RACIST, I HATE EVERYBODY THE SAME, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE ONLY TIME THE MAJORITY SAYS THAT SOMTHING IS IS A GOOD IS WHIN FIRST WHITE PEOPLE SAY ITS A GOOD THING. THIS HAS BEEN ERUTAN WITH ANOTHER PARANOID RANT.
As a white man in his 50's and I say 'RIGHT ON' to you sister! Black women have always had what white women want and need! Black is a beautiful color - especially in Women! Chocolate, Coffee, Women - Thick, Rich, Sweet, and Dark - It's all Good!
Kevin

United States

#13 Feb 20, 2006
From Larry To Erutan wrote:
<quoted text>

As a white man in his 50's and I say 'RIGHT ON' to you sister! Black women have always had what white women want and need! Black is a beautiful color - especially in Women! Chocolate, Coffee, Women - Thick, Rich, Sweet, and Dark - It's all Good!
I hat beyonce with a passion i think ashanti is so much better
DENIA

AOL

#14 Feb 21, 2006
i disagree, beyonce is beautiful and has a verry beautiful
body and most of all she is smart and very talented, and please, she does not have a flat ass stop hatting at what you can't have...STOP HATTING!!!!!
nanc

Blackpool, UK

#16 Mar 2, 2006
alla u h8ers r talkin shit beyonce is da most beatiful lady on da earth! ur jst jelous!

eurtan sed:
WHY THE bFeUeCpK DOES EVERYONE THINK BEYONCE HAS A BIG ASS!?!? SHE HAS NO NO NO ASS SHE IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE THAT GOT STEAMROLLED FELL OFF OF A CLIFF AND SLEPT ON BY AN 800 POUND BEAR. GRANTED SHE HAS NICE LEGS AND SOME VERY SEXY THIGHS BUT SHE HAS NO BOOTY AT ALL!!! LET ME TELL YOU WHO HAS BOOTY MELYSSA FORD, SERINA WILLIAMS, TAWNY DHAL, LISA RAYE ETC. NOT BEYONCE!! WHY IS IT THAT ALL OF A SUDDON WHEN FLAT ASS BEYONCE AND FLAT ASS J=LO SHOW UP BIG BUTTS ARE SO POPULAR? I'LL TELL U WHY. ITS BECAUSE THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO SAW THESE TWO GIRLS WHO NATURALLY HAD A little MOER ASS THAN THEM THE FIGURED SINCE THEY WERE SO POPULAR AND THEY HAD WHAT THEY CONCIDERED BIG BUTTS THEY SUDDENLY WANTED THEM. LISTEN PEOPLE BIG BOOTIES WERE POPULAR WAY BEFORE WHITE HOLLYWOOD GOT AHOLD OF BEYONCE AND J-LO! GET OVER BEYONCE, SHE AINT ALL THAT. IT DOSENT MAKE ANY SENCE THAT PEOPLE LOVE BEYONCE AND J-LO FOR SHAKING THEIR WHAT THEY CONSIDER BIG BOOTIES THEN TURN AROUND AND CRITICIZE VIDEO GIRLS WITH REAL BIG BUTTS. OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BIG LIPS, OH SHIT ITS TOO LATE ANGELNA JOLEE ( or however you spell it) BLACK WOMEN HAVE HAD BIG SEXY LIPS FOREVER, BUT ITS WAS ONLY ACCEPTED BY THE WORLD WHEN SOME CRAZY WHITE WOMAN SHOWED UP AND DID SOME STUPID MOVIE BASED ON A BAD HORNEY CHINDS VIDEO GAME THAT HE JACKS OFF TO AT NIGHT," LETS JUST IGNORE THE SEXY BIG LIP OF JILL MARIE JONES AND ONLY CONCIDER THIN LIPS SEXY UNTIL A WHITE WOMAN GETS LUCKY AND IS BLESSED WITH BIG LIPS THEN WE'LL DO THE SAME THING WE DID WITH BIG BUTTS, WE'LL GET FAKE HARD IMPLANTS". NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I'M NOR RACIST, I HATE EVERYBODY THE SAME, I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THE ONLY TIME THE MAJORITY SAYS THAT SOMTHING IS IS A GOOD IS WHIN FIRST WHITE PEOPLE SAY ITS A GOOD THING. THIS HAS BEEN ERUTAN WITH ANOTHER PARANOID RANT.

-wat a twat!!!!!!!!!
carolina finest boy

Columbia, SC

#17 Mar 3, 2006
Look I know ass when i see it. Ya'll cats feel me on that state. Da gurl just want to look good for a nigga for a min. 6eyonce got something on her 6ody shit ya'll tell me what ya'll think???? 6eyonce new video 'check up on it' shit she look like she had a little gurl ass 6ut check this out my gurl in have a 6igger ass than that but ya'll cats let me know something a6out 6eyonce i don't know. this one of the carolina boy comeing from his point of veiw. so hit me 6ack ya heard me.
iris

Indianapolis, IN

#18 Mar 3, 2006
aint nobody hatin on beyonce. i dont like her. and i know i got more ass than her.
iris

Indianapolis, IN

#19 Mar 3, 2006
i dont like beyonce, but i think she is pretty.
nanc

Blackpool, UK

#20 Mar 3, 2006
beyonce is a stunner! nd y is every1 obsessed wit her ass im sure its fine! see shes so good u all cant even fink off sum betta critisisam ! xx
FAKE ASSES ARE WHACK

Philadelphia, PA

#21 Mar 4, 2006
LETS FACE IT, White Chicks don't have big African American Women BOOTIES OR LIPS OR COMPLEXION. THESE ARE DISTINCT AFRICAN FEATURES THAT WE'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. WE DON'T NEED TO WEAR FAKE BOOTY PANTIES OR GET BUTT SURGERY AND LIP INJECTIONS. NOR DO WE NEED TO WEAR A FAKE SPRAYED TATOOED COMPLEXION. THIS IS A FAD TO THEM BUT THIS IS OUR CULTURE. ONCE AGAIN THEY'VE DISPLAYED TO WORLD THAT THEY ARE IGNORANT, SHALLOW AND INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES. "THEY WANNA BE D, SO BAD BUT WHEN THE REAL SHIZZ POP OFF THEIR OUT THE DOOR.. BACK TO WHITENESS JUST LIKE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE... JUST THINK 3 YEARS AGO THEY WERE STILL LOVING THEIR FLAT BOOTIES.. ALL OF A SUDDEN A SEE ALL THESE FAKE BOOTY HOES, AFTER THE LIGHTS GO OFF, AND THE BOOTY PANTIES ARE OFF,YOUR BACK TO SQ 1 FLAT ASS..OR NOASSATALL .. HOLLYWOODS AND WHITE AMERICA HAS BEEN HATING ON BIG BOOTY BLACK WOMEN FOR YEARS, BUT NOW SINCE A WHITE SKINNED PERSON J-LO HAS A LIL BOOTY, NOW THEY CAN IDENTIFY AND RELATE..SIT DOWN FLAT A## BODY SNATCHERS..IF YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL EMBRACE YOUR FLATNESS OR NOASSATALL..

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