tina knowles arrested after shoot out

tina knowles arrested after shoot out

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Slough, UK

#1 Nov 21, 2008
Tina Knowles of House of Dereon has been arrested by Texas Police after a vicious shoot out at Dereon HQ.
According to a wounded man who saw the incident- Tina Knowles shot an intern after the intern stole a piece of chicken Tina was saving for her grandson, Daniel "Lil Creole Pimp" Smith.

The man said, "Cassie and Christina Milian have been working as an intern for Tina Knowles, cleaning and marinating Sasha's wigs, dusting Beyonce's awards and trophies, downloading copies of Ms.Kelly- the usual, and it was all going well until Ms.Tina (that's what we call her) asked for some Popeye's chicken, she asked Christina Milian to get it for her, when Christina got back her lips were all greasy (now if this was four years ago we'd assume Christina had just been giving LA Reid and every other topcat at Def Jam some lip service but Ms.Tina knew better).

"Bitch- you been eating my shickan?".
"No, ma'am."
"So what's all that grease on your lip?".
"Dereon Sheepskin Lip Gloss- the Deluxe version."
"Bitch- don't try that one with me, you been eating my shickan!!!".

At this point Ms. Tina (or Ms.Celestine if you're Creole) whipped out her House of Dereon leather horse hair glitter deluxe Revolver and shot Christina twice in the leg, twice in the vajayjay and then shot three bullets in the air.

Police were called and as Ms. Tina was being arrested she screamed, "I'd do it again! Lord Knows i'd do it again."

Ms. Tina was released from Texas Jail of Country Belles this morning after the President- Elect Barrack Obama flew down to Texas, he said, "Mrs. Knowles is a good woman, she does not deserve to be put in jail, it's time for change, no longer can people be jailed for shooting down thieving staff members."

Ms. Tina will be designing the uniforms for the US NAVY.

Grain Valley, MO

#2 Nov 21, 2008

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