My husband said to tell you, you can play with him. He's got a gun.
*smiling* My husband is so cute. Thank u honey. LOL
Ya know, for every thirty pounds a woman is over weight, she loses the ability to accommodate an inch of her man. Sooo, by the time she is 120 pounds over weight, she is getting only half-a-man.<quoted text>
Does he still have a big wad in his panties? HaHaHa!
But what man wants to be porking a porker? Maybe he likes to eat pork chops?