Obama pokes fun at critics, media at annual press dinner

Apr 27, 2013 Full story: Reuters 128

U.S. President Barack Obama poked fun at the media, his critics and himself on Saturday at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner, a star-filled event where journalists and celebrities mixed with the Washington elite.

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liberal progressive scum

Sayville, NY

#1 Apr 27, 2013
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?

A: They're both trying to screw everybody.
bottlecap

Orlando, FL

#2 Apr 28, 2013
What shocked me, was that Tom Brokow didn't want to go because he thought the relationship between the Media and the Democratic Party and the Obama Administration was too friendly.

HUH!!! He has to be joshing------the dems and the media have been together for at least 80 years and Tom is worried about it now.

http://politix.topix.com/homepage/5806-critic...

Critics Bash White House Correspondents Dinner As Unholy Alliance of Celebs, Pols and Media

'The breaking point for me was Lindsay Lohan,' veteran journalist Tom Brokaw said

ha ha ha ha ha

“Dow hit 18,000 first time ever”

Since: Jun 07

Obama economics at work.

#3 Apr 28, 2013
We are all making fun of and laughing at the right… I can’t wait to watch the replay of the Correspondence Dinner on C-SPAN.
Kuda

Cincinnati, OH

#4 Apr 28, 2013
bottlecap wrote:
What shocked me, was that Tom Brokow didn't want to go because he thought the relationship between the Media and the Democratic Party and the Obama Administration was too friendly.
HUH!!! He has to be joshing------the dems and the media have been together for at least 80 years and Tom is worried about it now.
http://politix.topix.com/homepage/5806-critic...
Critics Bash White House Correspondents Dinner As Unholy Alliance of Celebs, Pols and Media
'The breaking point for me was Lindsay Lohan,' veteran journalist Tom Brokaw said
ha ha ha ha ha
Though part of the conservative media script, your assertion that “the dems and the media have been together for at least 80 years” is patently incorrect. It is a misconception promoted daily by the likes of Faux “News,” Limbaugh and such because the mainstream media report news factually rather than parrot their contrived insanity and propaganda.
Kuda

Cincinnati, OH

#5 Apr 28, 2013
liberal progressive scum wrote:
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw everybody.
A: You don’t seem to like either of them — FOR SOME REASON.

Hmm...

Since: Nov 08

Paris

#6 Apr 28, 2013
Marine Corp Pat wrote:
We are all making fun of and laughing at the right… I can’t wait to watch the replay of the Correspondence Dinner on C-SPAN.
Your Celebrity in Chief is running out of excuses for his dismal failure at everything, especially keeping us safe. The Presidential Oath Of Office means nothing to the communist hack.
conservative crapola

Allentown, PA

#7 Apr 28, 2013
Le Jimbo wrote:
<quoted text>
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Your bitterness is only preceeded by your..........bitterness.

bwahahahahahahahahaha
Responsibility

Santa Barbara, CA

#8 Apr 28, 2013
Great evening and great jokes. A president who does not have that smirky deer in the headlights look a la Bush is also a plus.

You get to realize that the GOPs are so easy to mock and make fun of!
bottlecap

Orlando, FL

#9 Apr 28, 2013
Kuda wrote:
<quoted text>
Though part of the conservative media script, your assertion that “the dems and the media have been together for at least 80 years” is patently incorrect. It is a misconception promoted daily by the likes of Faux “News,” Limbaugh and such because the mainstream media report news factually rather than parrot their contrived insanity and propaganda.
You comments are laughable----the International Banksters control the MSM, and the BANKSTERS have skewed ever election since the advent of affordable coast-to-coast television in the early 1950's.

"mainstream media report news factually"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You are living in a fantesy world. We do not live in a democracy and/or a republic, BUT in a MEDIAOCRACY, where the RICH and POWERFUL control the flow of information to their benefit. Heck, the number one purpose of the MSM is to cover-up information, not disclose it.

I do sense that you are intelligent, so there is hope for you to be enlightened.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#10 Apr 28, 2013
liberal progressive scum wrote:
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw everybody.
What do you and a hemmorhoid have in common? Nothing. A hemmorhoid is a lot smarter.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#11 Apr 28, 2013
Le Jimbo wrote:
<quoted text>Your Celebrity in Chief is running out of excuses for his dismal failure at everything, especially keeping us safe. The Presidential Oath Of Office means nothing to the communist hack.
Stick it in your rear, Le Schmucko.

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#12 Apr 28, 2013
Obama IS a joke.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#13 Apr 28, 2013
American_Infidel wrote:
Obama IS a joke.
And you are a vacuum.

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#14 Apr 28, 2013
Responsibility wrote:
Great evening and great jokes. A president who does not have that smirky deer in the headlights look a la Bush is also a plus.
You get to realize that the GOPs are so easy to mock and make fun of!
To you liberals everything is a joke...which is why are country is falling apart.

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#15 Apr 28, 2013
Marine Corp Pat wrote:
We are all making fun of and laughing at the right… I can’t wait to watch the replay of the Correspondence Dinner on C-SPAN.
He forgot the big foot and lobstah jokes. Too bad, that would've been hilarious.
bottlecap

Orlando, FL

#16 Apr 28, 2013
American_Infidel wrote:
Obama IS a joke.
I wonder if Obama ever did win a SINGLE political position without
Outside Sinister help???

"O"s first so-called "election" for State Senator of Illinois in 1996.

His opponents in that race:

"Gha-is F. Askia of South Shore was a 39-year-old Black Muslim assistant to W. Deen Mohammed and a close friend of Muhammad Ali (who would host a fundraiser for him in November)..."

"Marc Ewell of Chatham was the 30-year-old youngest son of former eight-term state Rep. Raymond W. Ewell of Chatham..."

"Ulmer D. Lynch, Jr. of Englewood was a 69-year-old former building manager, ex-city laborer, and former precinct captain..."

Alice Palmer, the incumbent Democratic State Senator from Illinois, representing the state's 13th District, and was a shoo-in for re-election.

How did Obama "win"? Simple, he forced all four candidates off the ballot by challenging the signatures on their nominating positions.
Strangly, even though 3 of the candidates had WAY MORE than enough signatures, after the examination by the The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners, they came up short.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_Senate_...

Signatures needed to get on ballot. 757

Askia(Muhammed Ali's buddy) had
1,899 signatures; approx. 2/3rs are ruled invalid leaving 688

Ewell
1,286 signatures; approx 1/2 are ruled invalid leaving 671

Palmer(incumbent)
1,580 signatures; aoorix. 2/3 are ruled invalid leaving 561
----------
This is a real streach-even for The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners. No media scrutiny---the mystery man advances.

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#17 Apr 28, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>And you are a vacuum.
Truth hurts, doesn't it??

hahahaha

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#18 Apr 28, 2013
bottlecap wrote:
<quoted text>
I wonder if Obama ever did win a SINGLE political position without
Outside Sinister help???
"O"s first so-called "election" for State Senator of Illinois in 1996.
His opponents in that race:
"Gha-is F. Askia of South Shore was a 39-year-old Black Muslim assistant to W. Deen Mohammed and a close friend of Muhammad Ali (who would host a fundraiser for him in November)..."
"Marc Ewell of Chatham was the 30-year-old youngest son of former eight-term state Rep. Raymond W. Ewell of Chatham..."
"Ulmer D. Lynch, Jr. of Englewood was a 69-year-old former building manager, ex-city laborer, and former precinct captain..."
Alice Palmer, the incumbent Democratic State Senator from Illinois, representing the state's 13th District, and was a shoo-in for re-election.
How did Obama "win"? Simple, he forced all four candidates off the ballot by challenging the signatures on their nominating positions.
Strangly, even though 3 of the candidates had WAY MORE than enough signatures, after the examination by the The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners, they came up short.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_Senate_...
Signatures needed to get on ballot. 757
Askia(Muhammed Ali's buddy) had
1,899 signatures; approx. 2/3rs are ruled invalid leaving 688
Ewell
1,286 signatures; approx 1/2 are ruled invalid leaving 671
Palmer(incumbent)
1,580 signatures; aoorix. 2/3 are ruled invalid leaving 561
----------
This is a real streach-even for The Chicago Board of Election Commissioners. No media scrutiny---the mystery man advances.
Veeeery interesting.

“Goodbye ObamaCare”

Since: Mar 09

Hello Impeachment time

#19 Apr 28, 2013
This thread needs some lobstah jokes!!

“Dow hit 18,000 first time ever”

Since: Jun 07

Obama economics at work.

#20 Apr 28, 2013
I love the one where he said that he would build his library in his country of birth (Kenya)[wink and a smile]… that has to drive the tea-bagging birthers crazy, LOL!

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