I'm saying you're a freakin' liar and you know it. Might as well just shut your pie hole, huh?<quoted text>
Yes there is, when making reference to a test that is given to find out if a man's prostate is of correct size it is not used in your favored homosexual context. If I were to make the type of statement you suggest it would be in much more of a street type statement. For your edification righties (as you call them) are far less likely to talk about the sex act as being rectal as it is well known that the Lefty party is the one that more appeals to the "Back Door Set" so glorified by a large precentage of your party. In my case I am proud that I have one tatoo on my body and that one is on my ass and it says, "Exhaust Only".
That'd be best.:)