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Keyboards Are Dead

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Jan 30, 2008
 

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Other than the obvious, stated over and over again, here's why Chicago is the worst city in the world. Who paints their street lights green? Wait a minute, Chicago is an earthy city. It would be a sin to paint their signals, signs, and what not a different color. Chicago claims to have an impact on every other place in the world. Why? Chicago is just some sapass, Midwestern city. Chicago, stop trying to be cool. You're not cool at all. The skyline sucks. Now, the city is trying to be like New York. They got rid of the already horrible Marshall Field's. Now, Macy's is there and it makes Marshall Field's look good by comparison. In Chicago, everybody is close to you and is your friend. From personal experience, I think that's annoying. That means being stalked and getting treated like you are a baby everywhere you go. It seems great to have favors done for you. What about doing something on your own? In Chicago, proper English is taught. There is no regional accent. People talk like either like porn stars or TV personalities. Just look at Jenny McCarthy, a really big failure and she thinks her life is great. She demands attention more than ever because she has an autistic son and is making a big deal out of it. Look at Jeff Smith, the guy from that cooking show. He was gay and molested boys. So, these are not lies but truths. The truth is usually sad. This is no exception. Don't jump to conclusions if you see pictures of the second city. Because really, we are the last.

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Jan 31, 2008
 

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Keyboards Are Dead wrote:
Other than the obvious, stated over and over again, here's why Chicago is the worst city in the world. Who paints their street lights green? Wait a minute, Chicago is an earthy city. It would be a sin to paint their signals, signs, and what not a different color. Chicago claims to have an impact on every other place in the world. Why? Chicago is just some sapass, Midwestern city. Chicago, stop trying to be cool. You're not cool at all. The skyline sucks. Now, the city is trying to be like New York. They got rid of the already horrible Marshall Field's. Now, Macy's is there and it makes Marshall Field's look good by comparison. In Chicago, everybody is close to you and is your friend. From personal experience, I think that's annoying. That means being stalked and getting treated like you are a baby everywhere you go. It seems great to have favors done for you. What about doing something on your own? In Chicago, proper English is taught. There is no regional accent. People talk like either like porn stars or TV personalities. Just look at Jenny McCarthy, a really big failure and she thinks her life is great. She demands attention more than ever because she has an autistic son and is making a big deal out of it. Look at Jeff Smith, the guy from that cooking show. He was gay and molested boys. So, these are not lies but truths. The truth is usually sad. This is no exception. Don't jump to conclusions if you see pictures of the second city. Because really, we are the last.
I was born and raised in Chicago and the 'brubs of. I think the only point you have proven with this statement is that you need to move from the area. Every city has its good and bad qualities. You must not get away much, or you would realize this. For that matter, your lack of knowlegde of Chicago tells me you don't get out much there. You strike me as someone who can be no older than 23. You have no clue about things. If anything, it sounds like you decided to go on a rant like this because you heard your dad say something to this effect at some point in your life. If I am wrong, I am wrong, but then be so kind as to back up your claims then.
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Jan 31, 2008
 
I blame my parents. They are making get an education, I can't move out of my house (even though there are apartments nearby), I am thinking about going to California or somewhere down south. I do get out for walks and to see friends but f****** mom never took me or my siblings anywhere. She always wanted to stay in the f****** house. I snuck out a few times but I was able to get away with it. Thanks for trying to help.
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Jan 31, 2008
 
By the way, I still don't take back what I said about Jenny McCarthy. I think it's weird to paint signs, poles, signals, etc. green just because Chicago is an earthy, green city. Green is a nice color but they are too carried away with earth tones. I can't wait to move away and break the hearts of my loved ones. When I make it in California or down south, I'll have better friends. Not close, caring friends that are boring and earthy.

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Feb 5, 2008
 
Eh... how long have you lived in Chicago?

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Feb 5, 2008
 
Oh...sorry! wrong forum. As this is in the BANDS/ARTIST area, I thought it was about Chicago...

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Feb 5, 2008
 
Shows you what you know.
His ID is Keyboards Are Dead.
Cicero Avenue Bridge

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Feb 9, 2008
 
matsellah wrote:
Eh... how long have you lived in Chicago?
All of my life; 21 years. My fucking parents are making me stay here to make me marry a brown haired science nerd, complete an education in the tech field, and convince me to stay here. I am this close from killing with a gun and calling an LA realtor for apartment listings.
Take my advice, this city is one big disguise. Nothing ever made here in the windy city is beautiful. The weather sucks, the buildings and people suck, every in Chicago sucks. I hope we have another big fire or a tornado.

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Feb 10, 2008
 
Cicero Avenue Bridge wrote:
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All of my life; 21 years. My fucking parents are making me stay here to make me marry a brown haired science nerd, complete an education in the tech field, and convince me to stay here. I am this close from killing with a gun and calling an LA realtor for apartment listings.
Take my advice, this city is one big disguise. Nothing ever made here in the windy city is beautiful. The weather sucks, the buildings and people suck, every in Chicago sucks. I hope we have another big fire or a tornado.
If you were born & raised there, you'd know why everything is painted green.

Have a nice life, kid.
starry

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Sep 18, 2009
 
He's right though. Chicago is a shithole in most areas. It has the worst of both worlds: boastful idiots trying to compensate for not being New York, and poor downtrodden trash who can't really enjoy Chicago much. They are the ones killing everybody!
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Nov 19, 2009
 
chicago vary bad place, they cal me name, they cal me stinky, and boon and crust and swares words.
Chris

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Dec 28, 2009
 
Mohammed but you are stinky and no one wants you even in that shit pit full of low life inter bred scum really you should hold your breath for ten minutes and die if possible take that pot bellied pig michael langston with you
CHARLOTTE

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Jan 11, 2010
 
I lived in Chicago for 17 years and i just moved to Port Arthur, TEXAS.....i really hate texas, mightbe, this town is so freaking boring...too much mosquitos, big thunderstorm, and sometimes it has hurricane too...raining so much..
everytime the wind moves, i just feel like my house is blowing away. The only best thing about here is everything kindda cheap, compared to Chicago. Since, i moved here i just realized that i really miss Chicago. i miss snow, the busy of the city. Chicago is an alive city, and Port Arthur, TX is so death. In chicago i can make a lot of money, and here i don't make much. Chicago has many Universities and Colleges. Around this town only has on university and one college, nothing that i want study there. It's so boring here, make me miss Chicago more and more. I dont care what they say about Chicago, but I think it is a great city to me. It's beautiful and fun in summer, and it kinds look beautiful quiet in winter. I just wish i can go back and live there again someday....thanks
c wilson

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Mar 2, 2010
 
I quite agree with chris from chorley in the uk But the micheal langston I know should be put on a spit and roasted with an apple in his mouth and feed it to the muslims therefore killing pig langston and also offending our fuzzy faced friends by making them eat pork
arthur k

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Apr 4, 2010
 

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5 or 6 really cool buildings. The rest are grids. Crime everywhere. Bad smells. Congestion. Short fused depressed people. Freezing weather from October-March. 6 months. Chicago sucks.
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Nov 7, 2010
 
Chicagos arogant stuffed shirt mayor thinks the U.S. CONSTITUTION and especialy the 2nd AMENDMENT dont apply to them and they like a bunch of medeval nobelmen can do as they please and force gun control on the citizens then we should coycott them and frnakly i hope the CHICAGO CUBS and WHITESOX never ever get into the WORLD SERIES and the BEARS never get into the superbowl and the BULLS never see another chamionship ever again and its called the WINDY CITY becuase of all the liberal demacratic windbags in city hall
chris wilson

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Apr 9, 2011
 
Hi just a further note on Micheal Langston. Hey fatso why are you so angry that you got deported from the united kingdom. You came with nothing.people were kind to you.now you create fake sick profiles. You are a worthless little fat man. Everyone beware of him. He is a stalker a sicko a leech. If anyone wants a pic cos im sure ther will be decent people with the same name email me cwilson "at"mail.ru.or if anyone can supply any info about him ? He is fat about 37 yo and associates with gay pride cheers chris
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May 1, 2012
 
arthur k wrote:
5 or 6 really cool buildings. The rest are grids. Crime everywhere. Bad smells. Congestion. Short fused depressed people. Freezing weather from October-March. 6 months. Chicago sucks.
WHICH 6 BUILDINGS ARE COOL!?.

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