Joe Simpson Finds Gold In Daughter As...

Joe Simpson Finds Gold In Daughter Ashlee's Uterus

There are 104 comments on the Cinema Blend News story from Apr 20, 2008, titled Joe Simpson Finds Gold In Daughter Ashlee's Uterus. In it, Cinema Blend News reports that:

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Williamsburg, VA

#1 Apr 24, 2008
pete wentz is getting engaged to a reaL BITCH!!!!!

“she was...”

Since: Jul 07

Brooklyn

#2 Apr 24, 2008
All well, you can't do anything about it so get it over it...

Since: May 07

Location hidden

#3 Apr 24, 2008
this title is soooo weird!!
Sg totally in love

Bridgeport, OH

#4 Apr 25, 2008
That Hor... uh I mean .... ash...

“you're poopyloopy- jackson”

Since: Apr 08

Warren, MI

#5 Apr 26, 2008
i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.

“she was...”

Since: Jul 07

Brooklyn

#6 Apr 26, 2008
ha! your dumbass cant even spell correctly.
Sg totally in love

Bridgeport, OH

#7 May 9, 2008
lovelikepoetry wrote:
i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.
I don't no how u say that cause he soooo awesome and u don't no what youre talkn bout okay, dumb be-och!!
Sg totally in love

Bridgeport, OH

#8 May 9, 2008
Ps - pete is Aging just fine ,hes only almost 29 and he is amazing, but i'm the only one at my school who thinks so!!

“I Love MCR”

Since: Dec 07

Christchurch

#9 May 11, 2008
be-och.. oh that is so 10 year old speak!
HAHAHAHA!!

“you're poopyloopy- jackson”

Since: Apr 08

Grand Blanc, MI

#10 May 11, 2008
i know if you don't agree with them they get all pissy.

i can't help it if i think pete looks like monkey with huge teeth.

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#11 May 11, 2008
Meanwhile, Ashlees cousin Peter sold a story to the National Enquirer that he found corn in Ashlees toilet.

“you're poopyloopy- jackson”

Since: Apr 08

Grand Blanc, MI

#12 May 11, 2008
lmao!

wow i don't know why that made me laugh but good job

Since: May 07

Indianapolis, IN

#13 May 11, 2008
Hmm... Since this article is posted in the Science and technology forum, I naturally assumed based on the title that somehow, Ashlee's uterus was discovered to have an amazing genetic mutation that enabled it to produce gold. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. The worst part is, I had to look at a very ugly picture of Ashlee's very ugly fiance to find this out. Now I have to go burn my eyes with a lit cigarette, so please excuse me.

“you're poopyloopy- jackson”

Since: Apr 08

Grand Blanc, MI

#14 May 11, 2008
i'm sorry

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#15 May 11, 2008
My friend Bob Sacamano's wife kept complaining her uterus was "itchy" and after 6 years of hearing her whine he let her see a doctor . He found a 1967 matchbox chevy Impala car in it. It sold on E bay as a "collectable" for 2 grand.

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#16 May 11, 2008
And Joe Jackson once foundtwo hundred sixty three $100 bills hidden in Jermaine Jacksons butt when he tried to give him a spanking for calling brother Michael a Fairie

“she was...”

Since: Jul 07

Brooklyn

#17 May 11, 2008
Hahaha

Who knew men were so "bitchy"?

Rawwr.
Ahah

“ha, im goin to fat camp :D”

Since: Aug 07

h-townnnn

#18 May 11, 2008
hahahahahaha! hor.

“superstar in the making ^^”

Since: Feb 08

davy jone's locker

#19 May 11, 2008
how can ur uterus be itchy??? and how did that even get in there???

“ha, im goin to fat camp :D”

Since: Aug 07

h-townnnn

#20 May 12, 2008
idk, maybe the baby was hungry so he like attacked it and then its all itchy...?

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