Baby-name experts grade 'Bronx Mowgli'

Baby-name experts grade 'Bronx Mowgli'

There are 19 comments on the story from Nov 21, 2008, titled Baby-name experts grade 'Bronx Mowgli'. In it, reports that:

The name Brooklyn has been done before, so Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz turned to another New York City borough in naming their newborn son: The Bronx.

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Minneapolis, MN

#1 Nov 21, 2008
Well he can change it when he's old enough!

United States

#2 Nov 21, 2008
Aren't they cute and funny and oh so UNIQUE?

Pretentious morons.

Since: Nov 08

Hudson, WI

#3 Nov 21, 2008
YES! I loved the Jungle Book!

Can you just see the interchange:
P: What should we name it, like, you know, the baby?
A: I dunno...I kinda like Brooklyn.
P: But that's Posh's kid's name
A: What about 'The Hamptons'?
P: How about Bronx, yeah, Bronx, it sounds so, so, dreamy...
A: Perfect! and so cultured too!

Saint Paul, MN

#4 Nov 22, 2008
So the next one will be called Staten Island?

Saint Paul, MN

#5 Nov 23, 2008
...her 15 minutes up yet???
City woman

Saint Paul, MN

#6 Nov 23, 2008
It's a desperate cry for attention. Poor kid.

Since: Jul 08

Saint Paul, MN

#7 Nov 23, 2008
this is my son bronx and his sister filthy subway

United States

#8 Nov 23, 2008
This is proof that it's never good when total morons try to get creative.

“you know i know”

Since: Oct 07


#9 Nov 23, 2008
hdog wrote:
Aren't they cute and funny and oh so UNIQUE?
Pretentious morons.
truly as stupid as they are dumb.when are they due on "ellen"?


Since: May 08

Vallejo, CA

#10 Nov 23, 2008
wow wrote:
So the next one will be called Staten Island?
I predict "Hoboken Hudson".

“Live Life with GUSTO!!!”

Since: Jun 08

St. Paul, MN

#11 Nov 23, 2008
Well, "Bronx Mowgli" for a boy in rough New York sounds better than the 'boy named, "Sue"' that the late Johnny Cash sang about!

I wonder if Bronx's parents had all their [mental] marbles in place during the his pre-birth name search? Oh, well, I hope he lives up to his unique moniker.

Minneapolis, MN

#12 Nov 24, 2008
A couple of questions, how does one become a baby-name expert? How many year college is that? Second, WHY? why would you do that to a kid?? Jeez, and people wonder what's wrong with this world.
Sarah D

Saint Paul, MN

#13 Nov 24, 2008
Well I've heard worse names for a boy than Bronx but still....

Is their next child going to be named Queens?

Since: Apr 08


#14 Nov 24, 2008
And the part no one's mentioned yet is that his full initials are BMW. Carefully planned pretentiousness or coincidence?

Saint Paul, MN

#15 Nov 24, 2008
Unfortunatly for baby Bronxs when his parents decide to nick name him,

'Oh lookie, little BM had a BM in his diaper'


if they don't you know the school kids will..........

'Hey BM..........did you have a bowel movement yet?!!!'

Saint Paul, MN

#16 Nov 24, 2008
If Frank Zappa can name his kid "Moon Unit", then anybody can name their kid anything.

United States

#17 Nov 24, 2008
Bronx isn't so bad, what bothers me more is when parents give their children average names but give them a whack spelling like "lisa" becomes L'eighza. Ugh. You're not doing your kids any favors, people will be spelling their names wrong forever!

Chappaqua, NY

#19 Dec 4, 2008
BM Wentz? OK?
Wendy Toga

Astoria, NY

#20 Jul 23, 2009
"HELLO, MY NAME IS IDAHO!" Ha! Ha! Can you imagine?

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