Blondie is so fat...she
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tex_

Spring, TX

#1 Feb 12, 2009
Blondie is so fat...
she has to iron her pants in her driveway...
tex_

Spring, TX

#2 Feb 12, 2009
Some bloggers thought they spotted her?

http://dlisted.com/node/22696

Don't fret.

I've seen worse.
LivinOutLoud

Spring, TX

#3 Feb 12, 2009
Blondie/Cliniqua what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Nic

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Feb 12, 2009
Lol Texy geez...WTF!!
What the hell is this..This thread is stupid!!
i'll pass...I see you need something to talk about..
Your Porn Idol is hiding!
haaaaaaaaaaaa
LivinOutLoud

Spring, TX

#5 Feb 12, 2009
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/art...

B is so big she makes Nadya look small. Just pulling your string, Blondie, like you do mine all the time.
LivinOutLoud

Spring, TX

#6 Feb 12, 2009
Okay, maybe it's just the lips that are "fat"...

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/plumped#19910
Mayson-Barb

Los Angeles, CA

#7 Feb 12, 2009
LivinOutLoud wrote:
Blondie/Cliniqua what did you have for breakfast this morning?
You figured out that one too Huh?

Blondies so fat her double-wide wears the sign on the door, If its a rocking dont come a knocking.
Niki

Spring, TX

#8 Feb 12, 2009
Mayson-Barb wrote:
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You figured out that one too Huh?
Blondies so fat her double-wide wears the sign on the door, If its a rocking dont come a knocking.
That's funny!

Blondie is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat a** off of me

(I know you are lurking and reading)
Chick Flick

Seattle, WA

#9 Feb 12, 2009
Ahhh, I was wondering what would draw me out of the doldrums and get me percolating again ...

and this thread did the trick!(Such a good likeness of blondito, too.)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Mayson-Barb

Canoga Park, CA

#10 Feb 13, 2009
Niki wrote:
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That's funny!
Blondie is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat a** off of me
(I know you are lurking and reading)
LOL! she must have that Elmo Toilet Seat.

Blondies is so fat her Beehive jiggles to her every move.
Mayson-Barb

Canoga Park, CA

#11 Feb 13, 2009
Chick Flick wrote:
Ahhh, I was wondering what would draw me out of the doldrums and get me percolating again ...
and this thread did the trick!(Such a good likeness of blondito, too.)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
HeHe...Tex sure knows how to get a rise from Blondie:)
Speaking of Percolating ..I have fresh coffee w/creamer. Dont say a word Tex:)about my coffee...Barb knows about you Nicki.hehe
tex_

Spring, TX

#13 Feb 13, 2009
Blondie is so fat that she was the cause of the ice breaking up in Yankee Land and all those cars and snowmobiles falling in. Put away those ice skates Blondie and by the way, have you called Jenny Craig? Just imagine a 400 lb. ice skater with a blond bee hive and Blades of Glory outfits on. If that doesn't make you laugh until you pee your pants, then I can't help you.
tex_

Spring, TX

#14 Feb 13, 2009
Chick Flick wrote:
Ahhh, I was wondering what would draw me out of the doldrums and get me percolating again ...
and this thread did the trick!(Such a good likeness of blondito, too.)
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
You'll like this one then:

Nic's job is oiling the front door of Blondie's trailer and running around in her yard with a twinkie on a stick to try to get her to come outside and get a little fresh air. When she mixes beer with her prozac, Nic's job becomes a little more challenging. Sometimes he has to use a deep-fried candy bar to get her to come out. Just imagine the floor by her computer desk all covered in honey bun plastic wrappers and Little Debbie snack wrappers.
And all that generic coke she is swilling. She must have finally passed out. I haven't seen her in a bit.
Metro Chick

Spring, TX

#15 Feb 13, 2009
Now it is time to sing to Blondie...a country tune I believe is titled XXL.

Double XL
Double XL
Don't call her on the phone
just ring her dinner bell

Ooo weee baby
she's a double XL

(meant to cheer up grandma blondie whose been down in the dumps lately and her only entertainment is eating beans and having farting contests with the neighbors).
tex_

Spring, TX

#16 Feb 13, 2009
Okay okay we're just giving Blon Die back what she gave us. Blondie is so fat her blood type is
ROCKY ROAD.
Metro_Chick

Spring, TX

#20 Feb 13, 2009
Chick Flick wrote:
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LOL LOL LOL LOL!
You're on a roll, Tex! Feels good to laugh, though. LOL LOL LOL
Blondito is so fat that if you cut her, she bleeds cake batter!!!

Oh it feels good to vent against the Vile Blond Demon.
She'll be riding high on her broom tonight, trying to find me.
If I see a beehived bewitch, I'll know she's in town.
Plus she always leaves a trail of powdered cake donut sugar behind and pancake syrup which she drinks by the gallon.

I guess seeing Chick everywhere was too much for her.
Mayson-Barb

United States

#22 Feb 13, 2009
Blondie is so fat,
When she fell in her Double Wide,
California felt it Earthquake style.
Mayson-Barb

United States

#23 Feb 13, 2009
Chick Flick wrote:
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[email protected] witch! LOL LOL! The thing is, blondito-witchito has spent years dominating the boards and harassing anyone who hasn't slobbered all over Whorie and Armpitt. But, if she's going to dish it out, she'll just have to take it -- and, it seems like she's having a hard time taking it. LOL
Im sure its alot of things that are making her sad these days. It could be the Oscars, shes praying everynight before she hits that Chunky Monkey pillow of hers filled with snickers, for a win for Bradley. Shes given up on Jolie Its a Lost cause, shes came to terms with that finally.
Metro_Chick

Spring, TX

#24 Feb 14, 2009
Mayson-Barb wrote:
Blondie is so fat,
When she fell in her Double Wide,
California felt it Earthquake style.
Oh, Barb

I had no idea you had it in you. I had wondered why NM was feeling tremors. Now I know.
Metro_Chick

Spring, TX

#25 Feb 14, 2009
Blondie is so fat the tags in her clothes say CAR COVER or TENT.
One size fits most does not apply to her. Apparently Nic is off today
because she is on her computer, copying and pasting like a fiend
I'm sure.

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