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Farrakhan Wright Acorn

Orlando, FL

#1 Oct 18, 2008
Obama acts like He likes typical racist white people by using them in ALL his commercials..... No blacks, orientals, latins indians...... Subliminal?
Farrakhan Wright Acorn

Orlando, FL

#2 Oct 18, 2008
Jesse Jackson gave away Obama's plan to leave Israel on its own against the rest of the middle east... Vote for him please and be part of the fun !
full

Sarasota, FL

#3 Oct 19, 2008
separated at birth...couldnt have said it myself....so true....alec i bet has his tail between his legs....palin power!!! she is simply irresistably adorable.
alm

Gainesville, FL

#4 Oct 19, 2008
Wow. What are you ignorant retards doing up so late? Did the rally (KKK) just get out?

...Palin being a part of the show that makes fun of what an idiot she is, does not make her any less of an idiot. And I guess if you find hypocrites adorable then she is the most adorable person I've ever known of.

Vote for McCain and you'll get to watch what this evil witch will do with your rights when the old man crokes.
flarrfan

United States

#5 Oct 19, 2008
How could any INTELLIGENT or PERCEPTIVE person take part in the kind of humiliation that SNL gave Palin last night? Oh, wait.........
imho

De Leon Springs, FL

#6 Oct 19, 2008
adorable does not make someone a great vice president (or president)
Duke

United States

#7 Oct 19, 2008
alm wrote:
Wow. What are you ignorant retards doing up so late?
Q: What's the difference between a UF graduate and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How can you tell a UF Student is at your front door?
A: By the Domino's Pizza hat.
Q: What's the difference between a UF student and a Mutual fund?
A: The Mutual Fund eventually matures.
Q: What do you get if you drive through Gainesville too slowly?
A: A diploma!
Q: How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
A: Put a goal post up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
A: I-75
Q: Why did the Gator grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W's.
Good uses for a UF diploma:
1. Toilet paper
2. Proof of need for handicapped parking sticker
3. Crying towel
4. Proof of need for welfare
Q: What does the average UF student get on their SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: What do tornadoes and Florida grads have in common?
A: They both always end up in trailer parks!
-----
Q: Did you hear about the big power outage at the UF student union?
A: Forty Gators were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
----
Q: Why couldn't Florida have a nativity scene this past Christmas?
A: They couldn't find three wise men.
----
Q: Why couldn't Florida have a nativity scene this past Christmas?
A: They couldn't find a virgin.
-----
Top 10 Classes at The University of Florida:
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines
-----
Q: What are the toughest 6 years in a Gator's life?
A: 3rd grade.
-----
Q: What do you call a Gator with half a brain?
A: "Gifted"
-----
Q: What job do they assign Gators at the M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
-----
Q: How many UF freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Zero, it is a sophomore course.
----
Steve Spurrier's greatest inventions:
1. Solar powered flashlight
2. Water-proof towel
3. A book on "How-To-Read"
4. Inflatable dart board
-----
Q: Why don't Gators use 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't find 11 on the dial.
-----
Q: Did you hear about the Gators found frozen in a car at the drive-in movie in January?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter".
----
Q: What do you call 12 Gators in a basement?
A: "Whine" Cellar
----
Q: How do you get a UF graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza!!!!
----
Q: Why do UF grads hang their diplomas in the rear windows of their cars?
A: So they can park in "handicapped" spaces.
----
Q: What is the difference between a Gator and Rice Crispies?
A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
----
Terry

Urbanna, VA

#8 Oct 19, 2008
If any of you know your MOMMAS then you would have heard imitation is the biggest form of flattery...you don't see anyone imitating OBAMA because PETA would then fight Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for the media and attention! Wake up America...the poor have been voting Democratic for nearly a half of a century and all they have managed to do is lower your educational standards, make you more dependent on them and all the time they are tanking your small worlds and brains they are laughing all the way to the bank! Don't depend on the government people....THEY ARE THE GOVERNMENT!
Tyrannosaurus

United States

#9 Oct 19, 2008
alm wrote:
Wow. What are you ignorant retards doing up so late? Did the rally (KKK) just get out?
...Palin being a part of the show that makes fun of what an idiot she is, does not make her any less of an idiot. And I guess if you find hypocrites adorable then she is the most adorable person I've ever known of.
Vote for McCain and you'll get to watch what this evil witch will do with your rights when the old man crokes.
Useful idiot and a keyboard. What a waste.
Obama be Smelly

United States

#10 Oct 19, 2008
pee-you

Obama is now stinking up airplanes.

I won't vote for anyone with a smelly airplane. We don't need Obama stinking up the White House!

If you can't maintain good hygiene you can't be president

Obama has a smelly airplane:

http://wonkette.com/403402/reporter-complains...

P.S. A lot of Obama supporters are also quite "funky" if you know what I mean. ;)
Tyrannosaurus

United States

#11 Oct 19, 2008
Terry wrote:
If any of you know your MOMMAS then you would have heard imitation is the biggest form of flattery...you don't see anyone imitating OBAMA because PETA would then fight Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton for the media and attention! Wake up America...the poor have been voting Democratic for nearly a half of a century and all they have managed to do is lower your educational standards, make you more dependent on them and all the time they are tanking your small worlds and brains they are laughing all the way to the bank! Don't depend on the government people....THEY ARE THE GOVERNMENT!
Misery loves company.

We need to have a constitutional amendment restricting federal voting to college educated, home owners and business owners.

To many stupid people voting.
Sarah is COOL

Apopka, FL

#12 Oct 19, 2008
Sarah is real! Obama is prefaabricated.
Petey

Boone, NC

#13 Oct 19, 2008
I agree, wake up America. What has voting Republican got you?
a lower economic standard of living, health care that is unaffordable for working Americans, a financial melt down, a war we didn't need and couldn't afford, massive tax cuts for oil companies and the wealthy.

Are you better off today than you were under Clinton?
No, but the wealthy and corporations are.
Spellchecker

Orlando, FL

#14 Oct 19, 2008
Tyrannosaurus wrote:
<quoted text>
Misery loves company.
We need to have a constitutional amendment restricting federal voting to college educated, home owners and business owners.
To many stupid people voting.
Like those who use the word "to" improperly in a sentence?
McErratic

Elm, PA

#15 Oct 19, 2008
Obama raises stunning $150 million in September
MIkey

Clermont, FL

#16 Oct 19, 2008
In related news... Biden got drunk on scotch last night and ended up cutting himself when he threw his glass in anger against a wall.
AAAARRRRGGHH

Port Orange, FL

#17 Oct 19, 2008
Duke wrote:
<quoted text>
Q: What's the difference between a UF graduate and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How can you tell a UF Student is at your front door?
A: By the Domino's Pizza hat.
Q: What's the difference between a UF student and a Mutual fund?
A: The Mutual Fund eventually matures.
Q: What do you get if you drive through Gainesville too slowly?
A: A diploma!
Q: How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
A: Put a goal post up!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
A: I-75
Q: Why did the Gator grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W's.
Good uses for a UF diploma:
1. Toilet paper
2. Proof of need for handicapped parking sticker
3. Crying towel
4. Proof of need for welfare
Q: What does the average UF student get on their SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: What do tornadoes and Florida grads have in common?
A: They both always end up in trailer parks!
-----
Q: Did you hear about the big power outage at the UF student union?
A: Forty Gators were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
----
Q: Why couldn't Florida have a nativity scene this past Christmas?
A: They couldn't find three wise men.
----
Q: Why couldn't Florida have a nativity scene this past Christmas?
A: They couldn't find a virgin.
-----
Top 10 Classes at The University of Florida:
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines
-----
Q: What are the toughest 6 years in a Gator's life?
A: 3rd grade.
-----
Q: What do you call a Gator with half a brain?
A: "Gifted"
-----
Q: What job do they assign Gators at the M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
-----
Q: How many UF freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Zero, it is a sophomore course.
----
Steve Spurrier's greatest inventions:
1. Solar powered flashlight
2. Water-proof towel
3. A book on "How-To-Read"
4. Inflatable dart board
-----
Q: Why don't Gators use 911 in an emergency?
A: They can't find 11 on the dial.
-----
Q: Did you hear about the Gators found frozen in a car at the drive-in movie in January?
A: They went to see "Closed for Winter".
----
Q: What do you call 12 Gators in a basement?
A: "Whine" Cellar
----
Q: How do you get a UF graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza!!!!
----
Q: Why do UF grads hang their diplomas in the rear windows of their cars?
A: So they can park in "handicapped" spaces.
----
Q: What is the difference between a Gator and Rice Crispies?
A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
----
Awwww... Duke finally got his chance to use his "cut and paste Gator jokes". He's been waiting for just the right time to spring all that cleverness and hilarity on a unsuspecting victim.
Boy, pizza delivery, can't read... those jokes just slay me every time. No sir, they never get old... no matter how many times you hear them - or how many universities use the SAME jokes to slam their rivals. Replace UF with FSU and you get a bunch of clever FSU jokes. Michigan grads insert Ohio State and POW - instant slam on the Buckeyes.
Wow Duke, you sure told him...
AAAARRRRGGHH

Port Orange, FL

#18 Oct 19, 2008
MIkey wrote:
In related news... Biden got drunk on scotch last night and ended up cutting himself when he threw his glass in anger against a wall.
"I love scotch... scotchy, scotch scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly"
AAAARRRRGGHH

Port Orange, FL

#19 Oct 19, 2008
Obama be Smelly wrote:
pee-you
Obama is now stinking up airplanes.
I won't vote for anyone with a smelly airplane. We don't need Obama stinking up the White House!
If you can't maintain good hygiene you can't be president
Obama has a smelly airplane:
http://wonkette.com/403402/reporter-complains...
P.S. A lot of Obama supporters are also quite "funky" if you know what I mean. ;)
I'd rather have a smelly airplane than a smelly diaper. What's McCain's health care plan? Depends
SPREAD THE WEALTH

United States

#20 Oct 19, 2008
The end of capitalism is not a good thing. Venezuela already charges us a premium for oil and we buy 50% of it at least while they let other countries buy it for less and mortgage their purchases over a period of 25 years.

And you people want to put Obama in the White House. Another lefttist. The people in Venezuela are starving becuase of what Chavez has done to his country. They cannot even pay for the social programs. All you Venezuelans know that that media talk about the food subsidies and socialized healthcare is balony or you wouldn't be here. Most of our Latin American population has run from this very same thing. And our Jewish population needs to be very afraid as well.

This man has plans to sell all his gas to China. So why are we making that possible. Why are we buying everything Chinese? He's planning to cripple us. And we are making it possible.

Let me tell you what it is called. It's called spreading the wealth. Only globally.

Venezuela says expects OPEC to cut supply at meet

CARACAS (Reuters)- Venezuela's economy minister expects OPEC to agree to cut oil supply at an emergency meeting next week to stem crashing world prices by bringing supply and demand into better balance.

The minister, Ali Rodriguez, who is a former OPEC president and a longtime advocate of Venezuela's hawkish stance to bolster prices, reinforced the emerging position among the organization's members that supply will be reduced Oct. 24.

"It is likely there will be a cut" at the meeting, he said in an interview broadcast on state television late on Friday.

OPEC's president has said a cut is likely and Qatar's oil minister has said it could be about 1 million barrels a day from an organization that supplies the world with about a third of its oil supply.

Oil prices have plunged in recent weeks as a global credit crunch has spurred fears of recessions worldwide that would slash demand for oil. Prices lapped up at $150 a barrel in July but have fallen to less than half that this week.

Leftist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez depends on oil revenue to sustain his high spending on the majority poor of his nation. If oil stays at its current levels for long, he likely will have to use other sources of income -- such as loans or savings funds -- to keep programs of food subsidies and free health clinics.

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