So it's "I KNOW you are but what am I?" time at the schoolyard now, little boy?<quoted text>
Do you remember "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" from 36 years ago?
Well, the networks finally came up with an adequate sequel:
"harvey" A-S-S-H-A-T, "harvey" A-S-S-H-A-T
LOL...you give new meaning to the word "lame." :)