Agnetha's ass

[lera]

Topix - Agnetha's Ass
From : lesr (password 9potrzebie)
Wed 9 Sep 2009
jkinella writes about spanking Agnetha. Check out the Agnetha's Bum Celebration
section of the gigantic abba4ever website, and you won't find the word "spank"
appearing once in 19 pages and hundreds of postings. Plenty of great pictures
and animated film of the famous butt (another word that never appears - or
"arse" - and as for "anal," forget it), but God forbid anybody should actually
say what they'd like to do to it - they're not perverts, you know. The moderator
even claims at one point "the backside is not a sexual organ" : you'd wonder what
he thinks gay men get up to, or what Brando was doing to Maria Schneider in that
film from a mere 37 years ago, two years before we first fantasised about doing
the same to that gorgeous blonde in Sweden's Eurovision entry, with the skintight
electric blue pants, twirling round (unlike Frida) to give us a good look at her
beautiful big spankable Swedish behind - flaunting it, even in those days. In the
TV film "Abba - Behind the Blonde," their choreographer openly admits he was one
of the ones who persuaded her to show off her ASSets - and she seems to have grown
to like doing it pretty fast, if she was already doing it on Waterloo. Any woman
who draws that much attention to her bum, to sexually arouse her male fans (and
sell albums and concert tickets), legitimises their sexual fantasies about it,
and she knew that perfectly well. Yes, she was sweet and angelic - and still is
a lovely woman personally - but when she was up there on that stage waggling her
cheeks at us, there was nothing innocent about her. It was the sweet and angelic
image that made it ten times as erotic - in the same way as seeing Dana Delany,
Miss Goody Two Shoes herself, having her bare arse spanked in "Live Nude Girls"
(for those who haven't had the pleasure). Agnetha's nice-but-naughty persona is
what makes the idea of stuffing it between her buttocks so wonderfully appealing
- or bending her over for a good spanking, come to that. To answer the question
from pugdog, one of my favourite fantasies is Frida, PO'd by all the attention
for Agnetha's bum, interrupting her as she sings a solo on stage, by sneaking up
behind her, pulling her pants down and cramming an enormous buttplug into her,
then spanking her hard, twice. "I'm nothing special - in fact, I'm a bit of a
b--owwww !!!" You may have read about Carly Simon's method of dealing with stage
fright - getting all the musicians to take turns spanking her - a story I'm not
entirely sure I believe. But imagine if Agnetha did the same - and not just with
the group - the audience too. I'd be prepared to help her out with her problem,
purely out of charity - nothing to do with dirty, nasty, disgusting sex - that
stuff the abba4ever website wouldn't touch with a sterilised bargepole. Watch
Agnetha on stage, on film, doing her thing, and if it doesn't justify spanking
that woman's buttocks, and bumming her, or at least fantasising about it, I
don't know what does. It's just total nonsense to make out it has nothing to do
with sex, or, if it has, that it couldn't possibly be coming from HER, because
she wouldn't do stuff like that. She never bent double in spray-on black latex
and spread her fat arse to the audience, like Nicole Scherzinger ; she never posed
nude, like Britney or Kylie or Madonna or just about every other singer and film
actress from the 70s on. But Agnetha SOLD SEX - with her BUM. And her legs,
incidentally, which were absolutely incredible - best legs in the business, back
to her teenage years - the thighs on that woman are what microskirts were designed
for - you don't see legs like that these days. Frida's were pretty fantastic, too
- but Agnetha's were even better. And as for the bumcakes ... the crapcushions
... the mudflaps ... next posting.

[lera]

Topix - Agnetha's Ass
From : lesr (password 9potrzebie)
Wed 9 Sep 2009
jkinella writes about spanking Agnetha. Check out the Agnetha's Bum Celebration
section of the gigantic abba4ever website, and you won't find the word "spank"
appearing once in 19 pages and hundreds of postings. Plenty of great pictures
and animated film of the famous butt (another word that never appears - or
"arse" - and as for "anal," forget it), but God forbid anybody should actually
say what they'd like to do to it - they're not perverts, you know. The moderator
even claims at one point "the backside is not a sexual organ" : you'd wonder what
he thinks gay men get up to, or what Brando was doing to Maria Schneider in that
film from a mere 37 years ago, two years before we first fantasised about doing
the same to that gorgeous blonde in Sweden's Eurovision entry, with the skintight
electric blue pants, twirling round (unlike Frida) to give us a good look at her
beautiful big spankable Swedish behind - flaunting it, even in those days. In the
TV film "Abba - Behind the Blonde," their choreographer openly admits he was one
of the ones who persuaded her to show off her ASSets - and she seems to have grown
to like doing it pretty fast, if she was already doing it on Waterloo. Any woman
who draws that much attention to her bum, to sexually arouse her male fans (and
sell albums and concert tickets), legitimises their sexual fantasies about it,
and she knew that perfectly well. Yes, she was sweet and angelic - and still is
a lovely woman personally - but when she was up there on that stage waggling her
cheeks at us, there was nothing innocent about her. It was the sweet and angelic
image that made it ten times as erotic - in the same way as seeing Dana Delany,
Miss Goody Two Shoes herself, having her bare arse spanked in "Live Nude Girls"
(for those who haven't had the pleasure). Agnetha's nice-but-naughty persona is
what makes the idea of stuffing it between her buttocks so wonderfully appealing
- or bending her over for a good spanking, come to that. To answer the question
from pugdog, one of my favourite fantasies is Frida, PO'd by all the attention
for Agnetha's bum, interrupting her as she sings a solo on stage, by sneaking up
behind her, pulling her pants down and cramming an enormous buttplug into her,
then spanking her hard, twice. "I'm nothing special - in fact, I'm a bit of a
b--owwww !!!"

[lera]

You may have read about Carly Simon's method of dealing with stage
fright - getting all the musicians to take turns spanking her - a story I'm not
entirely sure I believe. But imagine if Agnetha did the same - and not just with
the group - the audience too. I'd be prepared to help her out with her problem,
purely out of charity - nothing to do with dirty, nasty, disgusting sex - that
stuff the abba4ever website wouldn't touch with a sterilised bargepole. Watch
Agnetha on stage, on film, doing her thing, and if it doesn't justify spanking
that woman's buttocks, and bumming her, or at least fantasising about it, I
don't know what does. It's just total nonsense to make out it has nothing to do
with sex, or, if it has, that it couldn't possibly be coming from HER, because
she wouldn't do stuff like that. She never bent double in spray-on black latex
and spread her fat arse to the audience, like Nicole Scherzinger ; she never posed
nude, like Britney or Kylie or Madonna or just about every other singer and film
actress from the 70s on. But Agnetha SOLD SEX - with her BUM. And her legs,
incidentally, which were absolutely incredible - best legs in the business, back
to her teenage years - the thighs on that woman are what microskirts were designed
for - you don't see legs like that these days. Frida's were pretty fantastic, too
- but Agnetha's were even better. And as for the bumcakes ... the crapcushions
... the mudflaps ... next posting.

[lera]

Wed 9 Sep 09
From : lera
jkinella writes about spanking Agnetha. Check out the Agnetha's Bum Celebration
section of the gigantic abba4ever website, and you won't find the word "spank"
appearing once in 19 pages and hundreds of postings. Plenty of great pictures
and animated film of the famous butt (another word that never appears - or
"arse" - and as for "anal," forget it), but God forbid anybody should actually
say what they'd like to do to it - they're not perverts, you know. The moderator
even claims at one point "the backside is not a sexual organ" : you'd wonder what
he thinks gay men get up to, or what Brando was doing to Maria Schneider in that
film from a mere 37 years ago, two years before we first fantasised about doing
the same to that gorgeous blonde in Sweden's Eurovision entry, with the skintight
electric blue pants, twirling round (unlike Frida) to give us a good look at her
beautiful big spankable Swedish behind - flaunting it, even in those days. In the
TV film "Abba - Behind the Blonde," their choreographer openly admits he was one
of the ones who persuaded her to show off her ASSets - and she seems to have grown
to like doing it pretty fast, if she was already doing it on Waterloo. Any woman
who draws that much attention to her bum, to sexually arouse her male fans (and
sell albums and concert tickets), legitimises their sexual fantasies about it,
and she knew that perfectly well. Yes, she was sweet and angelic - and still is
a lovely woman personally - but when she was up there on that stage waggling her
cheeks at us, there was nothing innocent about her. It was the sweet and angelic
image that made it ten times as erotic - in the same way as seeing Dana Delany,
Miss Goody Two Shoes herself, having her bare arse spanked in "Live Nude Girls"
(for those who haven't had the pleasure). Agnetha's nice-but-naughty persona is
what makes the idea of stuffing it between her buttocks so wonderfully appealing
- or bending her over for a good spanking, come to that. To answer the question
from pugdog, one of my favourite fantasies is Frida, PO'd by all the attention
for Agnetha's bum, interrupting her as she sings a solo on stage, by sneaking up
behind her, pulling her pants down and cramming an enormous buttplug into her,
then spanking her hard, twice. "I'm nothing special - in fact, I'm a bit of a
b--owwww !!!"

[Jade goody]

Her ass is nasty and cratered. I'd rather bend sonya Jackson over but not even consider the tosh, instead I'd inform her she bares striking resemblance to a downs kid that got lucky.
Your all gay. Like franklin. I feel sick to the very pit of agnetha's stomach. She wouldn't wanna be with you anyway

[Jade goody]

Ps every cloud has a silver lining, I got a tenner for my hairdryer

is mr t gay? Cos that's one ass worth a woofta. Who's bad x

[jerry kinella]

I'd give anything to see again that great picture of Agnetha in skin tight jeans at a party or reception where that boyfriend or fan (definitely not Benny or Bjorn) is encircling her waist from behind and obviously enjoying it too. Come to think of it, Agnetha also didn't seem to mind it either. The guy was holding her so close his cock was practically up her big rear and I think I know what was on his mind. Fast forward to his hotel room a few hours later and I'm sure we would see Agnetha's lovely cheeks spread and a huge cock taking care of business.

[dale]

jerry.

Can't you remember where you saw this picture you are talking about? I would love to see it!

[jerry kinella]

I'm tired of hearing about Agnetha's supposed inncence. Are we to believe that a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in her mid-20's, who flaunted and wiggled her voluptuous fanny all across Europe, and who also didn't seem to mind it when an adoring male hand managed to fondle and pat her glorious bottom, never lifted her skirt and took it from behind?

[jerry kinella]

was agnetha as pure and innocent as we are led to believe? Well, rumor has it that Agentha had a few flings while on tour, that she thoroughly enjoyed the ogling her round tush generated, and also that she liked "taking it" in her beautiful rear end. Does anyone remember that incredible closeup of the young musician holding Agentha's waist tightly from behind ---- both the musician and Agnetha were obviously enjoying the moment, especially the gentleman, as evidenced by the obvious bulge in his pants. I'm not saying Agentha was slutty, only very fun-loving and free spirited. To this day, her bikini photos are classics --- apparently no bikini was able to contain her unbelievable ass, and in each picture one always sees her twin soft globes bursting through the bikini bottom.

[jerry kinella]

I'm tired about people calling Agnetha's tush "flabby"! What about that famous bikini photo somewhere at an Australian beach? As usual, more of her curvaceous fanny is outside of the bikini than inside, but all I see is picturesque softness and roundness, in fact the roundest, prettiest tush since Barbara Eden first strutted her ample behind across a movie screen. And the wonderful thing about Agnetha is that she wanted all of us, men and women alike, to adore, worship, maybe even fondle her voluptuous fanny. In that bikini photo she doesn't even have to move or thrust her bottom out at all ---- she seems to be inviting any male admirer to simply tug at the tie strings to reveal her incredible tush in all its magnificence and splendor!

[jerrykinella]

I'm sure some of Agnetha'a purity and innocence were genuine, but then there's the other side. Any beautiful girl who wiggles her well-endowed rear end and enjoys men's reaction can't be 100% innocent. I've seen too many photos of Agnetha in really skimpy bikinis that barely covered her juicy behind to think that she didn't enjoy "taking it" in the fanny every now and then. When any normal guy sees a bottom like that, he usually wants to grab the girl from behind, and Agnetha was definitely asking for it.

[cagey]

I always fantasized about Agnetha taking off her clothes and bending down so she could sing to me through between her legs - with her bottom spread wide open for me to see and smell! OK that was dirty! If this gets deleted I'll know why! I'm glad there is a blog dedicated to what Agnetha is truly famous for - her bottom of course!

[cagey]

Agnethafreak wrote:

I meant put my thing between her lovely big buttocks and have a lot of enjoyment.

I want her to sit on my face so the only thing I can breathe in is the aroma of her bottom!

[agnethafreak]

I wonder what she was thinkin while she wiggled her ass to the male audience in her extremely tight white pants. Did she have sexual fantasies?
However, i'm sure she liked it. All these males gettin hotter and hotter seeing her wiggling her ass like a ....... well you what I mean. In a way her act was more provocative than the pussycat dolls. Her white suit was so tight and thin there was almost no difference when she had gone naked on stage.

[al bum]

Some thoughts. That piece of film posted on YouTube under various names, like Agnetha in Japan - only lasts
28 seconds - that shows her walking through a corridor backstage in her white pants, with camera going down
for a rear view close-up : that was set up by their management, and with Agnetha's approval. The scene's fake -
if she's going on stage, as implied, where are the rest of the group ? They always went on together. They're not
there because this shot is about Agnetha's bum, and they'd just get in the way. Note how she totally ignores
the cameraman as she walks straight past him, as if she doesn't see him and doesn't know she's being filmed,
when he's right there in front of her - she couldn't possibly miss him. She ignores him to make out the scene's
nothing to do with her - but that's totally false. More fakery : the guy at the press conference in Abba The Movie
who asks her the "question" about her having the "most sexiest bottom" - he was planted there by the group's
management, and the reply was just as scripted. He mentions some opinion poll - the management probably
planted that as well. And they planted the stories about her bum in the Australian press - "Agnetha's Bottom
Tops Show" etc - that they "just happen" to casually come across going through the papers in their hotel room -
what a coincidence - and the cameras just happen to be there to capture this. All set up, by managers who
wanted to create publicity about Agnetha's bum, but wanted to disguise the fact that it was them doing it -
and even more so, that Agnetha herself went along with it all, which she did. And they're still giving us this
nonsense 30 years later - that it was all got up by the press, or it was perverts, or it was the music industry,
or the porn industry - anybody but the group themselves, and their managers and PR folk. THEY were the ones
who wanted attention for Agnetha's bum right from the beginning, from Eurovision days, and they made sure
she got plenty of it - and so did she, spending more time on stage with her back to the audience than her face,
which is not how to get credit for your voice, Agnetha, if that's what you really wanted - especially not if you're
wearing skintight white spandex and constantly wiggling your arse at the audience and the cameras. From
"Waterloo" on, the Abba team - including Agnetha - deliberately marketed her bum as a major element in the
Abba product : the music came first, but if you've got two women with looks like that, and one with a behind like
that one, you don't pass up on making the most out of them, to help sales - album sales, ticket sales, etc -
Agnetha's buttocks did their bit towards making her, and the rest of them, millionaires - and the money's still
pouring in.

[al bum]

And the imitators are making millions out of the same thing : Minogue, unashamedly making her arse
the centre of attention, and feeding a million fantasies of bumming her senseless while doing her "Who, me ?" act
- like Agnetha's ; Shakira, waggling her cheeks across the stage - like Agnetha 30 years before her ; Lady GaGa,
parading her fat buttocks every time she goes on stage ; Scherzinger, spreading her legs and bending over with
her latex arse up in the air, absolutely begging for it - she might as well have a neon sign across her cakes saying
"Fuck My Butt Hard" - as if we need it spelled out with that in front of us; most of the most successful women in
the music business today are selling ARSE just as much as music - sometimes more than - because they know
it sells, because we have an endless appetite for fantasies about fucking those women right between the cheeks,
and they know that's what the attraction is. Agnetha knew it, too, and she still does. When she was up there
with that spotlight on her, swivelling her hips and showing off those big fat luscious Swedish buttocks of hers,
there's no way she didn't know exactly what every male watching that amazing sight wanted to do to her - where
they wanted to fuck her, how badly they wanted to spank those things, how they'd have paid a fortune to bury
their faces in that bumcrack and sniff it, and lick it out, and kiss it, and munch those cakes, for about 20 years.
Of course, you're not meant to actually say those things, but we all know that's the agenda. The Minogue agenda
- while the tabloids pussyfoot and euphemise, plastering pictures of her bum all over their front pages - is about
slamming dick up that little tart's crapper. She knows that, and we know it - she knows the sex her fans dream
about giving her is quite often the anal type, and she does everything to invite those thoughts, whether she ever
admits it or not. Agnetha did the same - she deliberately flaunted her backside to get sexual interest and help
sell the group - that was their strategy. She might not want to admit it, like she might not want to think about,
never mind talk about, what we wanted to do to that backside she was showing off, but it's disingenuous, to
use the polite word, to suggest the interest was all created by other folk - fans, reporters, whatever. No it was
not, Agnetha - it was you and the rest of the Abba team - YOU made your arse the story that won't go away,
and if you don't like it, you only have yourselves to blame. Now bend over and give yourself a good spanking
for telling fibs. Better still, let me do it - you may be 60, but I'd still warm your bottom for you, you goddess.

[tikul]

i think she have wonderful ass . and it is covered a lot of blond hair.

[dixy]

Back in the 70's lots of popstars took on groupies after a gig, so why not Agnetha?
A group of half a dozen young guys pounding her ass all night long would have fully satisified the blonde godess.

[jkinella]

Unlike her contemporary Cindy Crawford, Agnetha never had anyone bold enough to give her a good swat on her backside when she crossed the line in public. If we are to believe well documented reports, Richard Gere was quick to apply a loving but firm hand to Cindy's famous rear end for revealing a bit too much "cheek" in her photo shoots. Agentha had scores of fans, admirers, and advisors, but unfortunately no one bold enough to slap her fanny when she needed it most. The result is a beautiful but spoiled performer who petended to be all innocence while shamelessly flaunting her voluptuous derriere.