Columbus detective charged with assaulting wife

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[hey now]

Jeez Louise. I'm advocating that pre-nuptuals today contain at least one 'trading punches' clause where both party can wail on each other without risk of calling the police. Why? Make-up sex.

[Ike T]

That broad need to learn when to shut her trap. No reason to keep badgering him to the point he gets really pizzed. They are married so she should know when enough is enough, and she probably did know but chose to continue. There is no reason to harping about the same dumb chit over and over again. Oh no, he pushed her onto the bed, it sounds like she needed a boot in the azz to teach her some respect and mouth control.

[hey now]

Ike T wrote:

That broad need to learn when to shut her trap. No reason to keep badgering him to the point he gets really pizzed. They are married so she should know when enough is enough, and she probably did know but chose to continue. There is no reason to harping about the same dumb chit over and over again. Oh no, he pushed her onto the bed, it sounds like she needed a boot in the azz to teach her some respect and mouth control.

There's an old joke...
Q: What to 12 million battered women have in common?
A: They just don't listen.

[Ike T]

hey now wrote:

<quoted text>There's an old joke...
Q: What to 12 million battered women have in common?
A: They just don't listen.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

[Ike T]

How does a man open his beer? He doesnt, she opened it when she brought it to him.

[Ike T]

What does a smart woman do? What she is told.

[Ike T]

What does a good woman say five minutes after her man gets home from work? Nothing, her mouth is already full of his c--k.

[hey now]

Ike T wrote:

<quoted text>What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

You de man. I guess I served that one right up. I had to throw a 'touching' icon on top of the funny.

[One Mean Woman]

Ike T wrote:

<quoted text>What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you say to a man you just pistol whipped...go ahead punk...make my day,do you feel lucky.Trust me he'll keep his yap shut.I like the silent type.

[hey now]

One Mean Woman wrote:

<quoted text>What do you say to a man you just pistol whipped...go ahead punk...make my day,do you feel lucky.Trust me he'll keep his yap shut.I like the silent type.

You swallow?

[One Mean Woman]

hey now wrote:

<quoted text>You swallow?

No...but I bet you do.

[One Mean Woman]

One Mean Woman wrote:

<quoted text>No...but I bet you do.

I'm just mean.

[One Mean Woman]

Ike T wrote:

What does a good woman say five minutes after her man gets home from work? Nothing, her mouth is already full of his c--k.

Her mouth was full 20 minutes before you got home...sorry.

[hey now]

One Mean Woman wrote:

<quoted text>I'm just mean.

Ya know, these types of boards do bring this out in people. I'm probably the most hated here, but in real life I'm the nicest, most considerate guy going.

[One Mean Woman]

hey now wrote:

<quoted text>Ya know, these types of boards do bring this out in people. I'm probably the most hated here, but in real life I'm the nicest, most considerate guy going.

well,now you have some competition-I want to be the most hated,mean, inconsiderate woman going.I'll make you look like an angel.

[hey now]

One Mean Woman wrote:

<quoted text>well,now you have some competition-I want to be the most hated,mean, inconsiderate woman going.I'll make you look like an angel.

My areas of expertise are A)filthy progressives B) obama and obama supporters C) the parasite class D) teachers' union deviancy industry E) skeevos...in no particular order. So, there you have it.

[One Mean Woman]

hey now wrote:

<quoted text>My areas of expertise are A)filthy progressives B) obama and obama supporters C) the parasite class D) teachers' union deviancy industry E) skeevos...in no particular order. So, there you have it.

Congratulations.

[Ike to OJ]

One Mean Woman wrote:

<quoted text>Her mouth was full 20 minutes before you got home...sorry.

Well the thats when the transformation from Ike to OJ happens. She asked for it.

[wow]

unreal