Sam Raimi to Direct "Warcraft" Movie

[Barney Stinson]

Nicole wrote:

You're just saying that because you want to f*** me. You want me to wear one of those warcraft costumes and then bang me from behind. You're so nasty.
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I'd sooner cut it off than put it inside of someone like you.

[Nicole]

But the fact still remains, you want me so bad your little peni* can barely stay soft. You get a boner just thinking of it.

Barney Stinson wrote:

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I'd sooner cut it off than put it inside of someone like you.

[Nicole]

Oh Barney. You want to be inside me soooo bad. You are so nasty. I want you too. Can we hook up? You sound so mean and nasty. I'll let you dominate me, if you want.

[Barney Stinson]

nah, you're probably ugly.

[Nicole]

Stop trying to deny the mutual attraction between us. You know you want me baby, I want you too. We'll watch Warcraft together and then do it after.

Barney Stinson wrote:

nah, you're probably ugly.

[Trisha]

Nicole,
this is pretty disgusting, you know?

:p

[Barney Stinson]

Nicole wrote:

Stop trying to deny the mutual attraction between us. You know you want me baby, I want you too. We'll watch Warcraft together and then do it after.
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you're pretty much at the bottom of my list of things i want to put my junk in. right after "beehive" and "woodchipper".
but give me your email, and if renting a woodchipper is harder than i think, i might drop you a line.

[Nicole]

You're pretty mean Barney but I still love you.

Barney Stinson wrote:

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you're pretty much at the bottom of my list of things i want to put my junk in. right after "beehive" and "woodchipper".
but give me your email, and if renting a woodchipper is harder than i think, i might drop you a line.