Venezuela: Chavez's property confiscations could target Church

Caracas, Venezuela, Nov 7, 2009 / 05:50 pm .- Widespread anxiety exists among Catholic leaders in Venezuela who fear that President Hugo Chavez could try to confiscate churches, schools and other church property and try to 'eliminate' the work of the Catholic Church, a source close to the Venezuelan Bishops Conference has told Aid to the Church in ... "Ai uan tu bi iur fren"

[B I G Mike 6ft4 255]

Why worship God, when you can give to Chavez?

The Church of Chavez (previously the Catholic Church):
- The color white replaced with RED (fitting, isn't it?)
- Replace small candles with piles of burning tires
- Special collections every week so Chavez can buy arms
- A new Church of Chavez Channel on the satellite
- Confessional priests replaced by DIIPS interrogators
- Concept of helping others replaced with promote Communism
- The cross replaced with PSUV logo

All synagogues will be converted to waste-water treatment facilities