Mittformer - Romney Action Figure Com...

Mittformer - Romney Action Figure Commercial Parody

There are 9 comments on the Daily Kos story from Oct 1, 2012, titled Mittformer - Romney Action Figure Commercial Parody. In it, Daily Kos reports that:

Text: Boy 1: Quick, Mittformer! Occupy Protestors are demanding health insurance! Do something! Boy 2: We'd better go with March 2010! Mittformer: "I think we're the first state in the nation that found a way to get everybody insured.

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Hillary S

Fullerton, CA

#1 Oct 2, 2012
Coming to a thrift store near you.
better yet

London, UK

#2 Oct 2, 2012
Coming to bathrooms all over America.

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#3 Oct 2, 2012
Hilarious!! Perfect!! LMAO
Rico the Jedi Troll

Los Angeles, CA

#4 Oct 2, 2012
And as you can see... the Romneybots are nowhere to be found to defend the flip flopping Mitt!


United States

#5 Oct 3, 2012
"Taxes not included"
Mittens The Action Figure

Yeoman, IN

#6 Oct 3, 2012
The Romney Doll

Just like Barbie..And...Gi Joe..

Comes with accessories.

A beauty salon. Mitts hair is always perfectly dyed and sculpted. Mitt spends more time and money getting his hair done than most women of the world.

The beauty salon comes with a nail specialist as well. Mitt has perfectly manicured hands. Mittens spends more time having his nails done than most American women.

A tanning bed. Mittens maintains a fabulous year round tan. Mittens spends more time in the tanning bed than most models,porn stars,Baywatch actors and George Hamilton.

Are you excited?

Look at this!!!!!!

Mittens has his own version of Barbie's Malibu Beach House.

Mittens has an elegant chateau. There's a French flag attached to its frontage. It's a reminder of the days when Mittens spent his draft dodging years in France. Now your doll too,can enjoy the fruits of draft dodging as well!!

Just as with any other action figure,Mittens has the option of a wide array of fashion accessories. The most popular is the Magic Underwear!

Mittens is also sold with a genuine fax machine for your doll. Your doll can be kept abreast of the latest developments as they pertain to Mitten's offshore banking accounts.

Mittens also talks! Just pull the string in his back and listen as your doll contradicts his positions on the issues mentioned previously.

What is Ken without Barbie?

There's also the Ann Romney Doll.

There's also some other dolls available to support the Romney household.

No jet-setter is an island!!!

The following are offered to make the existence of Mittens a most elegant one!!

The Chauffeur!

3 Different personal assistants!

The team of housekeepers!! 6 in total!!

4 Different nanny action figures to choose form!!

And of course,the Spanish speaking Gardener!

Buy now before Christmas!!! And your action figure will arrive with a large supply of pink slips!!

He is dainty!

He is tanned!!

He is self centered!!

He loves money!!

It's Mittens!!
Bull Chit

De Soto, KS

#7 Oct 3, 2012
Rico the Jedi Troll wrote:
And as you can see... the Romneybots are nowhere to be found to defend the flip flopping Mitt!
Gawd Rico, how much are you paid per post?
Another Thing

Fullerton, CA

#8 Oct 3, 2012
If you order now you will also get a Seamus the dog doll, travel carrier not included.
Dirty Librl

Los Angeles, CA

#10 Oct 4, 2012
Hey, he's got a Facebook page too:

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