Republican pickup lines for use on AD...

Republican pickup lines for use on ADULT women

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“The Paragon of Civility”

Since: Sep 12

Most impartial most bipartisan

#1 Nov 14, 2017
As a public service to those republicans that prefer to date women who are old enough to drive, PNWest is proud to present REPUBLICAN PICKUP LINES (for adult women)

“You know how I know we’re going to be together? Because you don’t have the right to choose.”

“You take my breath away, which is a little concerning considering I’m still trying to repeal Obamacare.”

“You’re so hot that you almost make me believe in global warming.”

“I need you to stop the deficit from growing... in my heart.”

“Racism doesn’t exist but our love is real.”

“Girl, I’ll hold you down more than my policies hold down minorities.”

“The only action I’m affirmative about is us going out.”

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I removed the social safety net that would’ve caught you.”

“The only border that I want to remove is the one around your heart.”

“Welfare programs ain’t the only thing I’m tearing up tonight.”

“It’s more difficult to find a flaw in you than it is to find female-focused healthcare in a red state.”

“The left is not right. ”

Since: Dec 10

South Webster, Ohio

#2 Nov 15, 2017
Still nothing but more partisan BS from you, but at least this time it was quite funny.
I would like to submit a redneck pick up line I once heard a guy say "you are finer than frog hair".

“The Paragon of Civility”

Since: Sep 12

Most impartial most bipartisan

#3 Nov 15, 2017
Res1dent wrote:
Still nothing but more partisan BS from you, but at least this time it was quite funny.
I would like to submit a redneck pick up line I once heard a guy say "you are finer than frog hair".
I hear of an innocent one that a young man with Down Syndrome said to a pretty girl. I always thought it was very very touching because it was so innocent.

You smell like happy.

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