"I always rent a helium canister and usually have about 80-90 balloons with long shiny ribbons hanging all over the house which everyone loves"<quoted text>That sounds delightful, but I earned every one of these lines. Not so wrinkly, for I wasn't a sun worshiper, but I lost some weight this year, about 20 pounds, and it seems I was carrying that entire 20 pounds in my turkey wattle neck which scares the horses, and religious types demand I wear turtlenecks, for if I don't, they end up crossing themselves when they get a load at my geezer neck. Thanks for thinking of me, however. See, EVERYONE is in a good mood at Christmas time!
Already been to one party, on Dec. 1, and about 9 more planned, until my world famous New Year's Eve gala...about 20 coming, and five of them HETEROS, so you might drop by if you are bored and want some FUN.
I always rent a helium canister and usually have about 80-90 balloons with long shiny ribbons hanging all over the house which everyone loves. The effect is quite startling and fun. I saw it myself about 30 years ago at a big New Year's eve and have been doing it ever since.
The cats must love it.
It does sound like a party loaded with gaiety and "colorful" behaviour much like a Medieval fair .
Nine parties till New Years party is alot of parties. You are a festive bunch and in a way I envy you because to be so out of touch and not know nor care about what is going on in the world , a life which is just a party at the tax payers expense sounds fun.
I hope you have a great time but please do not drink and drive, not that it matters in such a care free hippie life .
I would invite Rose , she would be the life of the party as she went from one liberal guest to another screaming "There is no God", what a delight .
If you invite Mona, I suggest you hide all your valuables or better yet store them at a safe deposit vault.