"My wife has never been arrested. Neither has my children."<quoted text>
My wife has never been arrested. Neither has my children. Of course they don't go running in the streets at 3am either. There is nothing happening at 3am but trouble. Drunks trying to get more booze. Drug addicts trying to get drugs. Perverts trying to get laid. Hookers trying to get cash. And the criminal opportunists trying to steal from all of them. Midnight is the witching hour and if you are not inside after that, you are putting yourself into harms way for nothing. Business that cannot be taken care of in the light of day is business that is best left to people willing to sit in jail.
You didn't say they had been arrested.
You said they were stupid.
I'm sure they appreciate that.