Excuse me for assuming you took a night off once in a great while from getting drunk off your ass. I stand corrected.Almost nightly? I never do a thing almost boy. Either I do it or I don't!
Don't you know Cliff Clavin's buffalo theory?
Well you see, Norm, its like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Never do a thing almost, lad! Either you drink or you don't. Myself, I drink.
The thing is, I'm drunk and you're whiny. Tomorrow (if you catch me early) I'll be sober. But you'll still be whining. Ah good times! Shots and beers! That's the way Frankie rolls.
So you push your motorized wheel chair around when you're drunk?My B.A.C. is irrelevant. I'm not driving.