Oh please. You live in metropolitan Boston's exurbs. You don't even know what a small town is. You live in a bedroom community, which is appropriate since you've been asleep for at least a decade.<quoted text>
I live in a small town. I have to go elsewhere for almost anything. I have a camera. If you don't want to take our photos then I will have a friend do it or I'll hire someone from another town to do so. If you don't want to take our photos, it's ok.
Why don't you change your name to Rip Van Winkle?