I can understand that you are falling in love with my masterful presence, but you're not my type.<quoted text>
I wouldn't tow my car if it ran out of gas, Shug, or call the AAA.
I would be so embarrassed by being so stupid to run out of gas that I'd rather walk to the gas station and pretend I was getting a can for the lawn mower.
I understand you use AAA all the time.
PS: I don't look or listen or view or whatever it is that MSM is.
I understand: you worked real hard when you copied that witticism from someone else.
You'll have to find someone else for your Shugar Daddy.