Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

There are 31996 comments on the CNN story from Oct 12, 2011, titled Who says Mormons aren't Christians?. In it, CNN reports that:

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HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

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#13336 Aug 12, 2012
NitWit wrote:
<quoted text>
Are u bipolar?? Schizophrenic? What have they told u?...it's a very difficult burden to bear but ur so goddamn hate filled, it seems appropriate. For u.
In other words you're so afraid to even MENTION that RAT RELIGION you thought you were in here to shill for, you'll settle for nervous dissembling and frivoling because you're too STUPID to even VENTURE to say anything and too IGNORANT not to declare victory.

I called the two of you worthless castrated mongrels along with your ignorant DARK AGES DOCTRINES of 'SOME DEAD GREEK GUYS SAID IF WE READ the SCRIPTURES JESUS read WE'LL GO to HELL!

and your answer as I L.A.U.G.H. in your S.T.U.P.I.F.I.E.D. FACE
is that I MAYBE: if your LUCKY, M.A.Y.B.E.

you'll have been enough trouble to RIDICULE like the MOUTH BREATHING H.I.C.K.S. you two ARE, in anger.

No, laughing in your ignorant ill educated rat praying face isn't anger, it's

RIDICULE.

In ALL CAPS.

ON the INTERNET for EVERYONE who COMES BY
to
WATCH.
And
LAUGH with me: because EVEN if they AREN'T a MORMON: you to HILLBILLIES sound like something that fell out of a 1940s science fiction movie about how

THE MAN NAMED ELOHIM, who WAS the GOD who CHANGED Jacob's NAME to ISRAEL,
is actually a dimensionless alien who was misleading everyone
as discovered by some dead greeks.

Who ALSO told you
that if you EVER READ ANOTHER DOCUMENT
looking for EVIDENCE of TEACHINGS of JESUS CHRIST

you'd go to hell.

!LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL!
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13337 Aug 12, 2012
You insipid anti mormons are among the STUPIDEST and most GULLIBLE libtard trash I've ever come across.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13338 Aug 12, 2012
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST wrote:
<quoted text>
THE STUDY of THE SCRIPTURES of the GOD of ISRAEL
is NOT Near Eastern Religion to you.
Here's a HINT you IGNORANT H.I.C.K.
J.E.S.U.S. C.H.R.I.S.T. lived in the M.I.D.D.L.E. E.A.S.T.
https://www.google.com/search...
And here's a HINT you CUM STAIN, J.O.S.P.E.H B.L.O.W M.E L.I.T.T.L.E G.I.R.L B.E.F.O.R.E Y.O.U.R D.A.D G.E.T.S H.O.M.E S.M.I.T.H did not. This is a "M.O.R.M.O.N" forum, not a "Near Eastern Religion" forum, you reason to support abortion.

Come back edumacated, Jethro Bodine.

Millions of sperm, and YOU'RE the one who got to the egg?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13339 Aug 12, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no problem with the "Original Bible Philosophies" they are true; however, the original teachings Jesus Christ left behind were lost and the ORIGINAL Church was broken up \
Another Mormon myth used to justify their perversions.
Church after Church broke off from the original Doctrines and Teachings Jesus Christ left upon the earth… and they were “MODIFIED” for gain without authority…
Mormons claim these things because they can't their perverted teachings in the Bible.
Study the history of religion…
I didn’t make this up; this is standard, known, Western history.
You need to research this… for your own understanding… if you’re going to try to debate it. It’s very interesting. Here is a site that gives the timeline of the Bible…
Study the abuses, the breaking off of Christian Churches, and how it happened.
The abuse of the Gospel that Jesus provided when he was crucified so that we can return to Heavenly Fathers Kingdom…
http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. There is zero evidence of LDS teachings to be found. The simple statement that God was once a man is proof of that. And the Dead Sea Scrolls? Just more proof that the Bible we have today is accurate, despite any Mormon claims.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13340 Aug 13, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
Are u bipolar?? Schizophrenic? What have they told u?...it's a very difficult burden to bear but ur so goddamn hate filled, it seems appropriate. For u.
When you grow up enough to touch that mouse cursor and start shilling for your

EARLY DARK AGES RELIGIOUS DOCTRINES

you get with it.

Stupid.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#13341 Aug 13, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
<quoted text>
There is no problem with the "Original Bible Philosophies" they are true; however, the original teachings Jesus Christ left behind were lost and the ORIGINAL Church was broken up \
Church after Church broke off from the original Doctrines and Teachings Jesus Christ left upon the earth… and they were “MODIFIED” for gain without authority…
Study the history of religion…
I didn’t make this up; this is standard, known, Western history.
You need to research this… for your own understanding… if you’re going to try to debate it. It’s very interesting. Here is a site that gives the timeline of the Bible…
Study the abuses, the breaking off of Christian Churches, and how it happened.
The abuse of the Gospel that Jesus provided when he was crucified so that we can return to Heavenly Fathers Kingdom…
http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...
By the way, your link only deals with the English versions of the Bible, only a tip of the iceberg in Bible history.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13342 Aug 13, 2012
This is exactly what I am talking about.
YOU don't read the entire Chapter, or the Gospel in ENTIRELY at all.
You quote one verse and go from there... For instance... that is not what Jesus was referring to in John 5:37
37 And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne awitness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, nor bseen his shape.
38 And ye have not his word abiding in you: for whom he hath sent, him ye abelieve not.
39 ¶aSearch the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which btestify of me.
40 And ye will not come to me, that ye might have alife.

mrs dane roberts... you chop the scriptures up as much as you chop peoples posts up.

16 And therefore did the Jews apersecute Jesus, and bsought to slay him, because he had done these things on the sabbath day.
17 ¶But Jesus answered them, My Father aworketh hitherto, and I bwork.
18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his aFather, making himself bequal with God.
19 Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he aseeth the bFather do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.

etc... etc.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13343 Aug 13, 2012
I will not justify to you...

YOU TESTIFY OF YOURSELF...

YOU TRANSLATE THE SCRIPTURES TO YOUR BENEFIT... you are one of the abominal churches spoken of.

BROKEN off NOT original

I didn't make this up... it is well known to the world. Why don't you know this... you are testifying of yourself.

Why don't you know these things are taught in world religion classes at college?

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13344 Aug 13, 2012
This is the problem...
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not going to embrace fantasies just to please a phony religion that only wants to run every detail of my life without giving me anything in return. Sorry, that's not going to happen.
No response to the rest. It was just all BS.
YOU Refuse to address ALL things...

There are many writings that have not been revealed... you refuse to acknowledge anything that does not benefit you.

Why don't you take all of it, research all of it. Not what your clan told you to believe?

You read a post that is one page long about the Dead Sea Scrolls and take out of it what you want.

There are so many writings in the dead sea scrolls that haven't even been published...

and if you want to go there... why isn't the Book of Enoch in the Bible?

WHY dane roberts master biblical historian who references only what benefits him?
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not going to embrace fantasies just to please a phony religion that only wants to run every detail of my life without giving me anything in return. Sorry, that's not going to happen.
No response to the rest. It was just all BS.
Why?
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13345 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Another Mormon myth used to justify their perversions.
<quoted text>
Mormons claim these things because they can't their perverted teachings in the Bible.
<quoted text>
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. There is zero evidence of LDS teachings to be found. The simple statement that God was once a man is proof of that. And the Dead Sea Scrolls? Just more proof that the Bible we have today is accurate, despite any Mormon claims.
Yeah, tell us again about how the GOD ELOHIM who Jacob GRABBED and WRESTLED to gain the name ISRAEL: I HAVE SEEN ELOHIM and LIVED

is not a MAN.

TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO GOD ELOHIM.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO MAN WRESTLING with JACOB.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S a MAN but HE HAD NO BODY.

Ignorant, EARLY DARK-AGES DOCTRINE, HICK.
LoLoLoL.

Hint: there's a REASON those GREEKS were SO APOSTATE they were TAKEN OVER by HOMOSEXUALS - WHO the GOD of ISRAEL said were worthy of DEATH -

and started FORBIDDING both MARRIAGE *and* CHILDREN when the God of Israel COMMANDED both.

because those GREEKS got their HANDS on a DOCUMENT from PAUL saying it might be good if some weren't married.

THAT is how much the Greeks knew about Jesus Christ's EXTENSIVE 3,000 or so year HISTORY. His HISTORY of GIVING THE LAW HE WANTED to the ISRAELITE NATION.

THEY NEVER RECEIVED VISIONS, VISITATIONS, and INDEED DID NOT CONSIDER THEMSELVES KNOWLEDGEABLE ENOUGH about DOCTRINE to EVEN SORT through the LARGE BODY of POTENTIAL DOCTRINE
and
KEEP the GOOD STUFF.

So 'IT'S IN THIS HEEYUR BIBLE THIM GREEK GUYS LEFT ME SO SHUT UP!'

just reveals what a stupid, protractedly so, gullible turd-gobbling pooch you are.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13346 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
Another Mormon myth used to justify their perversions.
<quoted text>
Mormons claim these things because they can't their perverted teachings in the Bible.
<quoted text>
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. There is zero evidence of LDS teachings to be found. The simple statement that God was once a man is proof of that. And the Dead Sea Scrolls? Just more proof that the Bible we have today is accurate, despite any Mormon claims.
Yeah, tell us again about how the GOD ELOHIM who Jacob GRABBED and WRESTLED to gain the name ISRAEL: I HAVE SEEN ELOHIM and LIVED

is not a MAN.

TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO GOD ELOHIM.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S NO MAN WRESTLING with JACOB.
TELL us AGAIN how THERE'S a MAN but HE HAD NO BODY.

Ignorant, EARLY DARK-AGES DOCTRINE, HICK.
LoLoLoL.

Hint: there's a REASON those GREEKS were SO APOSTATE they were TAKEN OVER by HOMOSEXUALS - WHO the GOD of ISRAEL said were worthy of DEATH -

and started FORBIDDING both MARRIAGE *and* CHILDREN when the God of Israel COMMANDED both.

because those GREEKS got their HANDS on a DOCUMENT from PAUL saying it might be good if some weren't married.

THAT is how much the Greeks knew about Jesus Christ's EXTENSIVE 3,000 or so year HISTORY. His HISTORY of GIVING THE LAW HE WANTED to the ISRAELITE NATION.

THEY NEVER RECEIVED VISIONS, VISITATIONS, and INDEED DID NOT CONSIDER THEMSELVES KNOWLEDGEABLE ENOUGH about DOCTRINE to EVEN SORT through the LARGE BODY of POTENTIAL DOCTRINE
and
KEEP the GOOD STUFF.

So 'IT'S IN THIS HEEYUR BIBLE THIM GREEK GUYS LEFT ME SO SHUT UP!'

just reveals what a stupid, protractedly so, gullible t^rd-gobbling pooch you are.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

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#13347 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
By the way, your link only deals with the English versions of the Bible, only a tip of the iceberg in Bible history.
That is a BALD FACED LIE...

It speaks of the history of the Bible from the Original Hebrew Manuscripts and how it was manipulated and used profit of the Roman Catholics

in 1517, Martin Luther nailed his famous 95 Theses of Contention (a list of 95 issues of heretical theology and crimes of the Roman Catholic Church) into the church door at Wittenberg.

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...

Martin Luther went on to be the first person to translate and publish the Bible in the commonly-spoken dialect of the German people; a translation more appealing than previous German Biblical translations. Foxe’s Book of Martyrs records that in that same year, 1517, seven people were burned at the stake by the Roman Catholic Church for the crime of teaching their children to say the Lord’s Prayer in English rather than Latin.

Pope Leo the Tenth established a practice called the “selling of indulgences” as a way to extort money from the people. He offered forgiveness of sins for a fairly small amount of money. For a little bit more money, you would be allowed to indulge in a continuous lifestyle of sin, such as keeping a mistress. Also, through the invention of “Purgatory”, you could purchase the salvation of your loved-one’s souls. The church taught the ignorant masses,“As soon as the coin in the coffer rings, the troubled soul from Purgatory springs!” Pope Leo the Tenth showed his true feelings when he said,“The fable of Christ has been quite profitable to us!”

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bib...

HOW LONG DID YOU EVEN RESEARCH THE SITE THAT YOU JUDGED?

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13348 Aug 13, 2012
THERE was 7 minutes between my post that I sent the link and your response where you judged the link.

WOW>

That was a well formed and long thought out judgement.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13349 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
not a "Near Eastern Religion" forum,
You ignorant drag queen,

***** JESUS CHRIST was BORN in the NEAR EAST*****

Hence you MENTALLY ILL REPRESENTATIVE to the HOMOSEXUALS at the Army of CROSS DRESSING SalVaTioN,

The ENTIRE DISCUSSION of RELIGION PERTINENT to the REGION
is
N.E.A.R. E.A.S.T.E.R.N. R.E.L.I.G.I.O.N.

WHAT'S it LIKE to MELT DOWN,
O.V.E.R. and
O.V.E.R. and
O.V.E.R. into
BEFUDDLED,
SATANIC
*R*A*G*I*N*G*
of

LUDICROUSLY

ILLUCID,

BRAIN-DEAD VOMIT?

It's like winning the jackpot.
Again and
again and
again.

Ignorant H.I.C.K.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

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#13350 Aug 13, 2012
That timeline referenced The first written Word of God: The Ten Commandments delivered to Moses.
1,400 BC

and gave a list of the History of the English Bible..

1885 AD: The "English Revised Version" Bible; The First Major English Revision of the KJV.

1901 AD: The "American Standard Version"; The First Major American Revision of the KJV.

1952 AD: The "Revised Standard Version" (RSV); said to be a Revision of the 1901 American Standard Version, though more highly criticized.

1971 AD: The "New American Standard Bible" (NASB) is Published as a "Modern and Accurate Word for Word English Translation" of the Bible.

1973 AD: The "New International Version" (NIV) is Published as a "Modern and Accurate Phrase for Phrase English Translation" of the Bible.

1982 AD: The "New King James Version" (NKJV) is Published as a "Modern English Version Maintaining the Original Style of the King James."

1990 AD: The "New Revised Standard Version" (NRSV); further revision of 1952 RSV,(itself a revision of 1901 ASV), criticized for "gender inclusiveness".

2002 AD: The English Standard Version (ESV) is Published as a translation to bridge the gap between the accuracy of the NASB and the readability of the NIV.
HOWMANY IQPTs HAVEYOULOST

Los Angeles, CA

#13351 Aug 13, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
<quoted text>
By the way, your link only deals with the English versions of the Bible, only a tip of the iceberg in Bible history.
You ignorant dipstick since the other languages almost all came FIRST, and ENGLISH came in LATER HISTORY, the DRIVEL you just DRIZZLED is as STUPID as your 'MAGICAL GOD WHO WASN'T A MAN AND DIDN'T WRESTLE WITH JACOB AND WASN'T NAMED ELOHIM'

STORY

about the MAN named ELOHIM who was GOD who WRESTLED with Jacob.

You really don't have the first day of secondary education.
LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL
WHAT an IGNORANT H.I.C.K.

Do YOU REALLY THINK
that because some GREEK GUYS who couldn't make HEAD or TAILS of the HUGE PILE of POTENTIAL DOCTRINE of CHRIST amid PAPERS they HAD
ALL took a VOTE

That's the SAME THING as the HEBREW PROPHETS of GOD INSCRIBING EVERY LETTER with the KNOWLEDGE of the ETERNITIES SPREAD before THEM, under ORDERS from the GOD of ISRAEL,
HIMSELF?

You are just every stupid hick on earth all rolled up into one! Amazing the amount of humiliating stupidity the Lord will let Apostate pervert trash bring down on himself before he destroys you for your troubles.

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoloLoLoL!

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#13352 Aug 13, 2012
SHOULD I post every single reference from that site?

IT IS FROM THE ONLY

YES I said ONLY Source AVAILABLE

1684 John Foxe’s Book of Martyrs.

It documents the martyrdom of all of history’s recorded saints from the original Apostles of the First Century, to the mid-16th Century Reformation.

He used graphic woodcut illustrations showing the gruesome methods of execution and torture used against those who gave their lives for the truth of God’s Word… nearly 3,000 pages.

REFUTE THAT... mrs dane roberts...

YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING... they are not based on historical facts, archeological finds, rather biblical interpretations that YOU bring to the plate.

YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING!

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13353 Aug 13, 2012
NOW... the TRUTH is...

37 And the Father himself, which hath sent me, hath borne awitness of me. Ye have neither heard his voice at any time, nor bseen his shape.

Jesus was not speaking to EVERYONE he was speaking to the PEOPLE (the JEWS) who sought to KILL him.

WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES YOU MISQUOTE THINGS SO MASSIVELY... EVERY SINGLE DAY... the SAME THING FROM YOU.

WHY is that.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13354 Aug 13, 2012
I see you have stooped to using peoples words again... because you can't think of your own

mrs dane roberts

The FIRST day I came in here I started saying COME BACK EDUCATED NEXT TIME...

Look at you

Come back edumacated, Jethro Bodine.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL EDUCATED...

YOU really are a hick... rather a troubled imbecile.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

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#13355 Aug 13, 2012
What more is there left to say?

You were posting massively for hours... now NOTHING?

No Response I see...

WHY IS THAT?

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