(thinking quietly to himself: INTERCOURSE the English!!)<quoted text> And yet in Germany, the nation's official language, is not English but GERMAN.
Our hero has just entered the room where he suddenly casts his eyes on a hideous thing! It's an evil brain eating monster created by his arch-nemesis, the Fuller Brush Shaman!!
No time to think, he says to himself! Must act now to stop it from sucking all ideas out of the building. "Must throw my hyperbole-o-rang at the ceiling, causing the chandelier to come down on his evangelical carapace! Must swoop in and use my secret judo moves to disable the disemboweling whips from the beast's judgement wielding tail."
It was all in vain! The villainous hell-spawn scurried away into the shadows, and blocked our hero's advances with his spell of the Useless Bible lore. He was foiled, sent back to the front desk where the librarian testily asked him for the author's full name and date of publication.
He left the building and went back to his original quest to find the Amulet of Disambiguation, vowing to return and purge the archives of that foul hell-spawn.