The First Porn President

The First Porn President

There are 416 comments on the The New York Times story from Mar 10, 2018, titled The First Porn President. In it, The New York Times reports that:

I mean, if you're going to pick a fake name to pay off a porn star you've dallied with, why choose something bland like David Dennison? If you are, after all, Donald Trump, the king of grandiosity, go for a name worthy of being Stormy Daniels's real-life co-star. Kim Jung-un can drag him away for talks about the relative size of their nuclear buttons.

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Marcavage s Trick

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Mar 10, 2018
N. Korean intelligence had sniffed out those upcoming d-ic pics that Stormy Daniels' and Cohen's legal back and forth have insinuated exist and indicated based on relative sizes of nuclear buttons to Kim Jung-un that he'd best sue for peace immediately.
Marcavage s Trick

Philadelphia, PA

#2 Mar 10, 2018
N. Korean was also, frankly, frightened on learning that Ill Duce Trump's nickname for his d-ic is "Grand Dragon," even though, or because, that phrase has different associations in Asia than it does in Alabama.
Melania Drumpfff

United States

#3 Mar 10, 2018
tRump doesn't have the biggest d1@k; tRump IS the biggest d1@k.
Marcavage s Trick

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Mar 10, 2018
N. Korean _intelligence_ was also, frankly
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General Kabaka Oba

Churubusco, IN

#6 Mar 11, 2018
Marcavage s Trick wrote:
N. Korean intelligence had sniffed out those upcoming d-ic pics that Stormy Daniels' and Cohen's legal back and forth have insinuated exist and indicated based on relative sizes of nuclear buttons to Kim Jung-un that he'd best sue for peace immediately.
Don't be jealous because all you can get is a fat stinky, tattooed, multicolored hair tranny.
Presidential Firsts

Bronx, NY

#7 Mar 11, 2018
FDR: First crippled President
JFK: First Catholic President
RR: First President to have been an actor
WJC: First Black President
BHO: First Gay President

“Take Out the Orange Trash ”

Since: Dec 15

California

#8 Mar 11, 2018
The only real historical relevance and notoriety Mr. Donald Trump and his lice-infested Presidential Cabinet will be remembered for some 50 years from now in our own U.S.History Books will be his numerous adulterous crimes against his own wives and children, his inept and cowardly refusals to OWN and ADMIT his nefarious, juvenile misbehavior, his astounding number of laughable, bold-faced lies that so many idiotic American FOOLS eagerly gulped-down like Pavlovian dogs, and all of the bad outcomes and jail sentences that came from the Mueller Criminal Conspiracy Investigation that prematurely ended TweedleDumber's Russia-funded, ill-fated Presidency.

Frankly, I never thought that any later President and his senior and junior associates would ever begin to threaten the Reagan Presidential Administration's World Record number of staff either being publicly forced to resign in total disgrace, fired in complete dishonor and humiliation, be suspects of Criminal Investigations and Federal Indictments, receive Court fines, Court penalties, or serve time in prison. But whenever America becomes stupid enough to place a Republican maggot in the White House, you can throw out all the record books, and be certain that a large infestation of criminality is going to break out and instantly become an epidemic, and inevitably, be uncovered and documented.

Americans correctly identify swastikas and Confederate Flags as symbols of torture, racism, and slavery and Neo-Nazis. The RED MAGA cap will become a cultural symbol for traitorism and the last gasp of the American Patriarchy.

Our future students will identify that silly red ball cap as symbolic of the dying-breed of WHITE Americans who wanted to continue the past 400 years of North American White Apartheid, those in this country who are terrified of the Browning of America, who wailed and demanded we continue winking at 4 centuries of WHITE racism, bigotry, misogyny, and sexism.
Liberal Mental Disorder

Patchogue, NY

#9 Mar 11, 2018
Fit2Serve wrote:
Are you off your meds again, or do you normally exhibit the behavior of a dimwitted patchouli-slathering 1960's era invertebrate?
Barack Farrakhan

Silver Spring, MD

#10 Mar 11, 2018
Fit2Serve wrote:
The only real historical relevance and notoriety Mr. Donald Trump and his lice-infested Presidential Cabinet will be remembered for some 50 years from now in our own U.S.History Books will be his numerous adulterous crimes against his own wives and children, his inept and cowardly refusals to OWN and ADMIT his nefarious, juvenile misbehavior, his astounding number of laughable, bold-faced lies that so many idiotic American FOOLS eagerly gulped-down like Pavlovian dogs, and all of the bad outcomes and jail sentences that came from the Mueller Criminal Conspiracy Investigation that prematurely ended TweedleDumber's Russia-funded, ill-fated Presidency.

Frankly, I never thought that any later President and his senior and junior associates would ever begin to threaten the Reagan Presidential Administration's World Record number of staff either being publicly forced to resign in total disgrace, fired in complete dishonor and humiliation, be suspects of Criminal Investigations and Federal Indictments, receive Court fines, Court penalties, or serve time in prison. But whenever America becomes stupid enough to place a Republican maggot in the White House, you can throw out all the record books, and be certain that a large infestation of criminality is going to break out and instantly become an epidemic, and inevitably, be uncovered and documented.

Americans correctly identify swastikas and Confederate Flags as symbols of torture, racism, and slavery and Neo-Nazis. The RED MAGA cap will become a cultural symbol for traitorism and the last gasp of the American Patriarchy.

Our future students will identify that silly red ball cap as symbolic of the dying-breed of WHITE Americans who wanted to continue the past 400 years of North American White Apartheid, those in this country who are terrified of the Browning of America, who wailed and demanded we continue winking at 4 centuries of WHITE racism, bigotry, misogyny, and sexism.
Right on bro!
ohthatnastytrump et

Jacksonville, AR

#11 Mar 11, 2018
America's morals are going down the toilet with Trumpet...

“Take Out the Orange Trash ”

Since: Dec 15

California

#12 Mar 11, 2018
Liberal Mental Disorder wrote:
<quoted text>

Are you off your meds again, or do you normally exhibit the behavior of a dimwitted patchouli-slathering 1960's era invertebrate?
Uh...although use of that oil was a bit before my time, speaking in terms of being "dim-witted", I do know that "Patchouli" is a capitalized Proper Noun.

Wow!
Just think of what great things you might have a small shot at accomplishing in your life if you ever managed to dump your Savage Nation radio habit!
And, if you're REALLY intent on continually sniffing at rectums here in public hoping to uncover a Red Diaper Doper Baby, you're lavishing your attention on the wrong coattail, lil' Blowflake.
Color us surprised. Could it be that your daily diet of Trump, Savage, and Soviet splooge is affecting your remaining diminished neural function?

VERDICT:
Don't try to compete with me on this site, because you are at a 1,000,000 word vocabulary disadvantage and will inevitably suffer from a severe IQ deficit.
It's probably best that you just stick to slinging those angry, petulant retorts, despite being incapable of demonstrating even a sandbox-level mental skill-set.

Speaking of displaying spinelessness, I make a strict practice of clearing my lines of all marine invertebrates whenever I'm on the hunt for viable game fish....and little fish like you invariably get tossed, or end up as bait.
That's why you got hooked by my past post, just now....a bottom fish will always hit a shiny object, no matter which pseudonym they use on this site.

Now scuttle back to Location Unknown and the safety of the other losers down at the Cracker Barrel.
You've been marked, measured, and found wanting.
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Trump is a joke

Surrey, Canada

#14 Mar 11, 2018
"The First Porn President"!

Finally!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hostis Publicus

Columbus, OH

#15 Mar 11, 2018
Fit2Serve wrote:
<quoted text>

Uh...although use of that oil was a bit before my time, speaking in terms of being "dim-witted", I do know that "Patchouli" is a capitalized Proper Noun.

Wow!
Just think of what great things you might have a small shot at accomplishing in your life if you ever managed to dump your Savage Nation radio habit!
And, if you're REALLY intent on continually sniffing at rectums here in public hoping to uncover a Red Diaper Doper Baby, you're lavishing your attention on the wrong coattail, lil' Blowflake.
Color us surprised. Could it be that your daily diet of Trump, Savage, and Soviet splooge is affecting your remaining diminished neural function?

VERDICT:
Don't try to compete with me on this site, because you are at a 1,000,000 word vocabulary disadvantage and will inevitably suffer from a severe IQ deficit.
It's probably best that you just stick to slinging those angry, petulant retorts, despite being incapable of demonstrating even a sandbox-level mental skill-set.

Speaking of displaying spinelessness, I make a strict practice of clearing my lines of all marine invertebrates whenever I'm on the hunt for viable game fish....and little fish like you invariably get tossed, or end up as bait.
That's why you got hooked by my past post, just now....a bottom fish will always hit a shiny object, no matter which pseudonym they use on this site.

Now scuttle back to Location Unknown and the safety of the other losers down at the Cracker Barrel.
You've been marked, measured, and found wanting.
Great post! I am looking forward to more in the future!

Since: Nov 12

Los Gatos, CA

#16 Mar 11, 2018
Presidential Firsts wrote:
FDR: First crippled President
JFK: First Catholic President
RR: First President to have been an actor
WJC: First Black President
BHO: First Gay President
And we had our first black man First Lady and wjc our first president that raped women.
Concerned

United States

#17 Mar 11, 2018
Trump is a joke wrote:
"The First Porn President"!

Finally!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Jealous?

Lol
General Kabaka Oba

Churubusco, IN

#18 Mar 11, 2018
ohthatnastytrumpet wrote:
America's morals are going down the toilet with Trumpet...
Morals in the U.S. has been going down way before Trump, remember when Bill got his BJ in the "oral" office and the liberals said it wasn't a big deal because it wasn't sex? remember when liberals wanted to show kindergartener's how to put condoms on? remember when Barney Franks "butt buddy" ran a underage male whore house at their home? remember when Ted Kennedy let Mary drown? remember the GOP Politian who played footsie in the mens room? and many more instances before President Trump came along.
Presidential Firsts

Bronx, NY

#19 Mar 11, 2018
General Kabaka Oba wrote:
<quoted text>Morals in the U.S. has been going down way before Trump, remember when Bill got his BJ in the "oral" office and the liberals said it wasn't a big deal because it wasn't sex? remember when liberals wanted to show kindergartener's how to put condoms on? remember when Barney Franks "butt buddy" ran a underage male whore house at their home? remember when Ted Kennedy let Mary drown? remember the GOP Politian who played footsie in the mens room? and many more instances before President Trump came along.
And FDR was banging younger women in his swinging pool wheel chair, but hey who could blame him. Eleanor looked like the monster Gargantuar for cryin' out loud. JFK was doin' everything in a skirt, including Marilyn Monroe.
General Kabaka Oba

Churubusco, IN

#20 Mar 11, 2018
Presidential Firsts wrote:
<quoted text>
And FDR was banging younger women in his swinging pool wheel chair, but hey who could blame him. Eleanor looked like the monster Gargantuar for cryin' out loud. JFK was doin' everything in a skirt, including Marilyn Monroe.
And poor Bill had to wake up to Hillary
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Jaysus Sharia

Philadelphia, PA

#22 Mar 11, 2018
RiccardoFire wrote:
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And we had our first black man First Lady and wjc our first president that raped women.
Hey white supremacist [sic], since you always claim you're "not a racist" perhaps you can explain why in your misogynistic comment about Obama that it was necessary to include "black." Is black an insult? Why was that germane to the insult you were attempting to deliver? You stupid, transparent white supremacist [sic]. Be sure to tell me how you have "people with dark skin in your family so you can't be racist...."

I don't find those rape allegations against horndog Bill credible, but in any event we had early Presidents who had children via their slaves. I realize that would not be tantamount to rape for a white supremacist [sic] such as yourself but sex involving a slave, an owned piece of property, would be rape. In the civilized world, if not in Ill Duce Trump / RNC land.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#23 Mar 11, 2018
Fit2Serve wrote:
The only real historical relevance and notoriety Mr. Donald Trump and his lice-infested Presidential Cabinet will be remembered for some 50 years from now in our own U.S.History Books will be his numerous adulterous crimes against his own wives and children, his inept and cowardly refusals to OWN and ADMIT his nefarious, juvenile misbehavior, his astounding number of laughable, bold-faced lies that so many idiotic American FOOLS eagerly gulped-down like Pavlovian dogs, and all of the bad outcomes and jail sentences that came from the Mueller Criminal Conspiracy Investigation that prematurely ended TweedleDumber's Russia-funded, ill-fated Presidency.

Frankly, I never thought that any later President and his senior and junior associates would ever begin to threaten the Reagan Presidential Administration's World Record number of staff either being publicly forced to resign in total disgrace, fired in complete dishonor and humiliation, be suspects of Criminal Investigations and Federal Indictments, receive Court fines, Court penalties, or serve time in prison. But whenever America becomes stupid enough to place a Republican maggot in the White House, you can throw out all the record books, and be certain that a large infestation of criminality is going to break out and instantly become an epidemic, and inevitably, be uncovered and documented.

Americans correctly identify swastikas and Confederate Flags as symbols of torture, racism, and slavery and Neo-Nazis. The RED MAGA cap will become a cultural symbol for traitorism and the last gasp of the American Patriarchy.

Our future students will identify that silly red ball cap as symbolic of the dying-breed of WHITE Americans who wanted to continue the past 400 years of North American White Apartheid, those in this country who are terrified of the Browning of America, who wailed and demanded we continue winking at 4 centuries of WHITE racism, bigotry, misogyny, and sexism.
Terrific piece. Thanks.

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