Smile. We love you. We hate you. At t...

Smile. We love you. We hate you. At the same time

There are 44 comments on the Eureka Times Standard story from Jul 25, 2009, titled Smile. We love you. We hate you. At the same time. In it, Eureka Times Standard reports that:

Never in the history of media has there been a celebrity so simultaneously blessed and cursed by the media as Michael Jackson.

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#24 May 3, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Tell that to Jack Dawson. LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ItjXTieWKyIXX
Ah, one of my favorite movies!

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#25 May 4, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Tell that to Jack Dawson. LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ItjXTieWKyIXX
She probably doesn't even know who he is. She doesn't leave her shrine to Michael and find out what else is in the world.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#26 May 5, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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Ah, one of my favorite movies!
Yes a great film! James Cameron always delivers the good stuff.

“Dark Lord of All.”

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The Untempered Schism.

#27 May 5, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
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She probably doesn't even know who he is. She doesn't leave her shrine to Michael and find out what else is in the world.
I wonder how she cal hold her job living in that world of hers. Her employers must be saints.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#28 May 5, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> I wonder how she cal hold her job living in that world of hers. Her employers must be saints.
She's either on public assistance, or her family supports her. I swear she never sees the light of day.
Rickey Bobby

North Kingstown, RI

#29 May 5, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> I wonder how she cal hold her job living in that world of hers. Her employers must be saints.
Maybe she employs herself by helping pedophiles find the right victims. She has such a close bond with the most famous pedophile in the world, so I wouldn't doubt it.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#30 May 5, 2014
Rickey Bobby wrote:
<quoted text> Maybe she employs herself by helping pedophiles find the right victims. She has such a close bond with the most famous pedophile in the world, so I wouldn't doubt it.
She claims she works in a nursing home but how can that be when she has the IQ of a porn fluffer?

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#31 May 5, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> She claims she works in a nursing home but how can that be when she has the IQ of a porn fluffer?
Pretending to get a new bed pan for one of the patients, she secretly slips into the supply closet in the hall, after looking both ways with widened eyes. She quickly removes her MJ cushion from her backpack and.....well, the rest we don't really want to imagine, do we?

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#32 May 5, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
<quoted text>
Pretending to get a new bed pan for one of the patients, she secretly slips into the supply closet in the hall, after looking both ways with widened eyes. She quickly removes her MJ cushion from her backpack and.....well, the rest we don't really want to imagine, do we?
Cushion sex at work: It's all fun and games until sensual thrusting causes a bottle of bleach not properly re-capped to fall from the shelf while spilling and give the cushion even more vitiligo...

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#33 May 5, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Cushion sex at work: It's all fun and games until sensual thrusting causes a bottle of bleach not properly re-capped to fall from the shelf while spilling and give the cushion even more vitiligo...
Donna screams when the bleach splashes on the already well worn cushion, bringing curiosity from an ambulatory patient walking past the door just at that very moment. The old woman with the walker slowly opens the door and.....

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#34 May 5, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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Donna screams when the bleach splashes on the already well worn cushion, bringing curiosity from an ambulatory patient walking past the door just at that very moment. The old woman with the walker slowly opens the door and.....
Keels over in shock at both the sight of Donna's bushy, unkempt beaver and the festering unholy stench of her oozing vagango that has been filling up the enclosed space of the closet, overpowering even the bleach. Sadly the poor old woman doesn't make it, but Donna mourns only the cushion. She buries it in her backyard in an impromptu ceremony with en effigy of candles and gifts. Then dashes off to her computer to get on ebay.

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#35 May 5, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Keels over in shock at both the sight of Donna's bushy, unkempt beaver and the festering unholy stench of her oozing vagango that has been filling up the enclosed space of the closet, overpowering even the bleach. Sadly the poor old woman doesn't make it, but Donna mourns only the cushion. She buries it in her backyard in an impromptu ceremony with en effigy of candles and gifts. Then dashes off to her computer to get on ebay.
A great ending! LOL! I can just imagine her fervently pounding away at the keyboard of her computer looking for a new MJ cushion on ebay. I wonder if the next will be as good? The poor cushion. Poor Donna! That poor old woman! Such a sad story! Haha!
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“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#37 May 6, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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A great ending! LOL! I can just imagine her fervently pounding away at the keyboard of her computer looking for a new MJ cushion on ebay. I wonder if the next will be as good? The poor cushion. Poor Donna! That poor old woman! Such a sad story! Haha!
LOL! We could be authors like Shakespeare and write tragedies... f'loon tragedies. We should come up with a saga and title it "Donna Page and the Cushion of Doom". LMAO!
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#39 May 6, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> LOL! We could be authors like Shakespeare and write tragedies... f'loon tragedies. We should come up with a saga and title it "Donna Page and the Cushion of Doom". LMAO!
Oooh, yes, that leaves endless possibilities of creative f'loon stories! LOL!

“at yet more f'loonspin”

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I live far away from f'loons

#40 May 6, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> LOL! We could be authors like Shakespeare and write tragedies... f'loon tragedies. We should come up with a saga and title it "Donna Page and the Cushion of Doom". LMAO!
Come to think of it, the descent of f'loons' minds and their dedication with a drug-addicted pedophile who fell into disgrace is of shakespearian proportions. The problem is whether or not this would be a comedy or a tragedy or both.
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#42 May 6, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Keels over in shock at both the sight of Donna's bushy, unkempt beaver and the festering unholy stench of her oozing vagango that has been filling up the enclosed space of the closet, overpowering even the bleach. Sadly the poor old woman doesn't make it, but Donna mourns only the cushion. She buries it in her backyard in an impromptu ceremony with en effigy of candles and gifts. Then dashes off to her computer to get on ebay.
Come to think of it, Storm, that brings up a very good point. Why is it that all the f'loons seem to have bushy, unkempt beavers? They'll all be needing that chainsaw again if they keep this up!

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#43 May 6, 2014
Len is Disgusted wrote:
<quoted text>
Come to think of it, the descent of f'loons' minds and their dedication with a drug-addicted pedophile who fell into disgrace is of shakespearian proportions. The problem is whether or not this would be a comedy or a tragedy or both.
Very Shakespearean! I think its both tragedy and comedy at the same time. The Wacko Jacko legacy is crumbling to pieces and the f'loons are now like rats on a sinking ship.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#44 May 6, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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Come to think of it, Storm, that brings up a very good point. Why is it that all the f'loons seem to have bushy, unkempt beavers? They'll all be needing that chainsaw again if they keep this up!
I think it goes to show how low the standards really are of your typical Wacko Jacko fan.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#45 May 6, 2014
I've also thought of some story titles that are actually Shakespearean!

"As Kid's Don't Like It".

"Twelfth Night (I Was Touched)."

"Much Ado About A Cushion".

"Donna's Midsummer Night's Wet Dream".

"Spamlet".

"MacDeath".

Just a few I could think of anyway.

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#46 May 8, 2014
*guffaw*

I like the references to Donna.

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